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One day Sasuke was wandering through the forest surrounding Orochimaru's hideout. He soon came across a relaxing clearing with a delicious looking berry bush in it and just as he was about to start to eat them…
"Sasuke! Wait! Don't eat those berries!"
As Sasuke turned around drawing his sword, he tackled in a friendly hug.
"I missed you, Sasuke," Itachi whispered in his long-lost brother's ear.
"Get the fuck off of he," Sasuke whispered trying to hide his disgust.
Itachi rolled off and stood slowly to face Sasuke who had quickly jumped up.
"I hate you! YAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!" Sasuke yelled as he charged with his sword.
Itachi playfully jumped out of the way. "Is that any way to greet your big brother?" Itachi asked as he pushed Sasuke back to the ground.
"But, but… I don't understand. I thought I was supposed to hate you…" Sasuke said dejectedly.
"Oh I just made that up to help you get stronger," Itachi said grinning.
Sasuke stared open-mouthed. "You realize I threw away my friends so that I could become strong enough to defeat you, right?" Sasuke asked.
"That's right!" Itachi said happily. "Oh! Here comes Orochimaru! I'll see you later, little brother!" Itachi skipped off into the trees.
"!" Sasuke cried, just as he had all those years ago when Itachi had murdered their clan.
"Are you okay?" Orochimaru asked as he rushed into the clearing.
"I fell down." Sasuke said.
"Do you need a kiss for that boo-boo?" Orochimaru asked.
"Yes," replied Sasuke.
Orochimaru knelt down and picked Sasuke like a newborn child. "I'll take you back to the hideout so we can get a bandage on that cut."
"And then can we have story-time?" Sasuke asked excitedly.
"Yes, yes, but only after you kill 20 more ninja." Orochimaru replied.
"Oh boy!" Sasuke cried as they left the clearing.
As Itachi found a spot to rest in the woods, he came across an ideal place with a sleeping bag and glass of milk all ready as if waiting for him.
"Yay!" cried Itachi as he drained the glass and snuggled into bed.
A few hours later…
Tobi marched back into the clearing. "Ah, all the traps for Itachi are ready and time for a good night's sleep." Tobi said stretching.
Suddenly Tobi noticed the empty glass. "Someone's been drinking my milk!" Tobi cried. "And someone is sleeping in my bed!"
Tobi poked the sleeping figure with a stick. "I guess he's not moving," Tobi said, "I'll just have to sleep with Deidara-sempai!" And he marched off in search Deidara.
The next morning Itachi awoke after a good night's rest. "Aaaaaahhhhh. Good morning world! Good morning Sun! Good morning Tobi and Deidara!" Itachi said. "Wait a second. Tobi and Deidara?" Itachi turned to find them standing behind him.
"We've got you know! You'll never escape our dangerous traps!" Deidara cried as he pushed the trigger for his explosives. Nothing happened.
"Why didn't he blow up, Tobi," Deidara whispered to Tobi.
"The traps are in the next clearing, sempai," Tobi whispered to Deidara.
"That's where our camp is, you idiot!" Deidara screamed.
"Tobi think its time to go!" Tobi called as he ran off into the woods.
"You're not getting away that easily!" Deidara yelled as he ran after him.
Itachi watched them go in wonder. "I'm glad I never had to work with Tobi," he mumbled to himself and set off on his journey again.
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