Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of the characters. Tite Kubo does, and not me!

When Aizen woke up he felt refreshed, yet with swollen eyes. He looked around to see that his notebook was lying on his desk. He sighed and grabbed it shoving it into his desk. He wiped the sleep off on his face while heading to the bathroom, glancing at the clock. . . . oh 9 o'clock. . . . 9'O'CLOCK?He dashed to the bathroom brushing his teeth franticly quickly smelling himself. Not enough time to take a shower. He did not smell that bad anyways, and not like anyone would be checking, heh . . . Then he racked a comb through his hair, splashing water in his face, then putting on his glasses, grabbing his books and bag, madly dashing toward the door when he ran into cleavage. He looked to see his sister standing in his way, with a stern look on her face. Aizen grunted and tried pushing her out of the way, but she did not budge.

"Rangiku move out of my way! I'm going to be even later then I already am! Now I am surely going to get a detention or worse! Do you not understand the words that are coming out of my mou—"

"Yes Sōsuke, I understand what is coming out of your geeky mouth! Now listen here and listen good!" She yelled while grabbing ahold of his collar and dragging him to a dining chair and plopping him down on it. She paced back and forth for a bit then stood in front of him. "Now I do not want any interruptions while I am bestowing my genius upon you, so shut up! Ahem, I am going to help you with your little dilemma at school!"

"I told you I do not need your help Rangiku! I can take care of it myself—"

"What did I just say? Shadup! . . . Well too bad because you obviously do not understand why it is that people treat you the way they do!"

"Oh really? Then would you please be so kind as to explaining to such a insuperior person such as myself what exactly that is then?" He said crossing his arms while casually slumping into the chair, extending his long legs in front of him.

"Gladly." The blond said grabbing a chair and setting it in front of her brother casually sitting in it as well, looking him square in the eye. "The reason is because you are, oh how should I put this . . . nerdy, geeky, rude, unfashionable and very isolated."

Aizen stared at his sister for some time before registering what was said in his mind. Him? Nerdy? Geeky? Rude? Isolated? UNFASHIONABLE? She obviously did not know anything about him. He opened his mouth to speak but was stopped when Rangiku placed a hand over his mouth, holding a finger up to show he must be silent.

"Now before you go on saying that what I said was all a lie, just think about it. . . . Come on. Let's go look at yourself in the mirror. Say . . . do you even look at yourself before you leave?"She asked halting in her process of dragging the younger one to her room for a full examination.

The brunette looked up at her then down in thought. He then looked back up at her with a look of uncertainty and shrugged his shoulders slightly. Rangiku let out a long sigh and shook her head, then continued on towards her room with Aizen in tow. Once there, she stood him up in front of a large mirror and walked up next to the mirror with a pointing stick she had gotten out of nowhere.

"You see this? What do you see, Sōsuke?" She asked moving the stick up and down the mirror.

"A very handsome man"

Aizen said posing a bit. She face palmed then shaking with laughter. He could be so stupid at times, which could be good. She straightened up and got serious. Slapping the point of the stick to the mirror causing Aizen to stop and pay attention to his sister.

"Well, yes. That is what I am trying to say! Sōsuke, you are a hot guy and a very handsome man at that, but you don't show it! You can't go around dressed in eight layers of clothes and wearing those things!"

She yelled pointing towards his oh so fashionable eyewear. He looked to them and adjusted them. He didn't think they were bad, he liked them really. Rangiku saw his face darken at the mention of his beloved glasses being uncool. She frowned and walked to him grabbing them, slipping them off slowly.

"You are a beautiful man Sōsuke and I don't want you to hide that from people. If you are beautiful, you should be proud of it, not ashamed."

"I-I'm not ashamed . . . it's just that I've never been told that I was beautiful. . . . and I never really thought that how I dressed would affect how my image was towards people. I mean I never thought the reason why people did not like me was because of my image . . . what a stupid way to judge people."

Aizen said anger crossing his face at the thought. His sister just stared at him sadness in her eyes as she saw her younger brothers eyes glaze over. She then pulled him into a tight embrace shoving his head into her large breasts, tears swelling in her eyes.

"Oh baby brother! It's all right! I'm here! Big sis' is here to comfort you!"

The busty women yelled squeezing him tighter not noticing his flaring arms. Aizen fought to break free of the embrace, so he could get real air and not cleavage. After about a minute or so she felt Aizen's body go limp in her hands and she loosened her grip to see that he had passed out. She stared at him and smiled.

Later on . . .

Aizen awoke and shot up in the bed he was in. He felt himself and sighed in relief. Good, he did not die from suffocation. He swung his legs off what he presumed was his sisters bed and hoped off. He itched his head and headed to the bathroom. He walked in and lifted the lid, unzipped his pants an d relieved himself. He went to the sink and while washing his hands slightly glanced up at the mirror then did a double take. He stepped back and looked at what he was wearing. It wasn't his clothes. What he wore was a slimming dark red polo with the buttons undone, a puka shell necklace, a few thin leather bracelets on his right arm and a chain like one on his left, slim dark jeans with a rip here and there and some Puma Ferrari Future Cat Remix Sportlifestyle Sneakers and his hair was slightly pushed back to only let a few strands sag to the side. He actually thought he did not look to shabby in the clothes. Even with his glasses on he looked . . . hot? To entranced with himself he didn't notice his sister come creeping in behind him ready to attack.

"GOOD MORNING SEXY!"

She yelled pouncing him to the ground. She looked to his face that held his ever present smirk whenever she came around.

"Sooooo . . . how do you like it? Pretty good eh?"

She asked wiggling her eyebrows at him. He simply sighed and managed to push her off. He got up and left for the kitchen. He heard yells blasting from the bathroom, but he simply ignored them and poured himself some cereal. His sister came in hurry with some stuff and plopped them on the counter in front of her brother. He lazily glanced at the millions of items on the counter that included some of the following; tanning oil, towels, multiple pairs of sunglasses and towels. He scrunched his eyebrows together in thought finishing the food in his mouth before he spoke.

" . . . Onesan, where are you going? Do not tell me it is where I'm thinking of!"

He yelled praying Rangiku was not going to skip another day at work for this! Her boss was a little good for nothing brat anyways, and she would most likely be fired if she skipped another day of work to go the—

"BEACH! Yes! I have been needing to retan for a while now! Say! You wanna come? I mean you've never missed a day of school before? What damage will it do? You're smart! You'll catch up in no time! Come on it'll be lots of fun and my friends might like the new youuu! Plus, if you go then-"

"NO! NO, NO, NO,NOOOO! I will not go to see those perverted friends of yours! For all I know I would most likely be molested again! . . . or worse . . . "

-Flash Backs to first encounter-

'Hiya girls! This is my little brother Sōsuke! Isn't he adorable!"

'Oh my! How adorable is this child!"

'I wish he was my little brother! Look at his face!'

'Awww, I bet you he has a baby pepe!'

The women said closing in on him reaching for all parts of his body, while the scared 13 year old brother backed into a wall wide eyed in terror.

'NOOooooo~~'

-Fin de Flashback-

A shiver ran down his back at the memory. He would have to pass on that.

"Yeahhh . . . I'm gonna have to pass on that one. I have more important matters to take care of."

His sister crossed her arms and leaned on a leg with her lips pursed. She really doubted that anyone could pass up a day to go to the beach instead of school! . . . Well that was how her little brother was though, so serious all the time, or at least he always tried to be.

As Aizen made his way back to his room, he was suddenly ambushed and was tied up. He looked up to see non other than his older sister finishing off the tying and winking back at him. He let out a sigh and just let his fate come to him. He heard her give off a giggle before saying,

"Well you were going to go anyways, because I already had your stuff packed! So lets go! Ooooo and maybe I could help hook you up with some hot babe like your onesan!" She announced proudly, puffing out her chest.

"Rangiku if I had another girl like you, I would most likely committ suicide." He huffed aloud laying his cheek on the cold floor, wincing when she smacked him.

"Whya always so mean to meee~!" She said faking tears. Then quickly regainning her composure and stared questionably at he younger brother."Say I've never asked you before!"

". . . What?"

"Do you like vagina or penis?"

Aizens face contorted into a sour look. He just shook his head as he began to inch worm his way to the front door. Leaving his sister still awaiting an answer.

Ohhhh mama was this going to be a long day!