Disclaimer: I do not own bleach, but this story

At the beach Aizen could only describe what he was seeing as pornographic materials. If he could only count the number of thongs, speedos and saggy, cellulite covered bodies he saw on the beach that obviously were not meant for eyes to gaze upon.

He looked for his sister and located her near the snack bar acting exuberantly flirtatious with a pack of horny men crowded around her. Aizen sighed as she waved for him to come over with a few death glares daring him to come over.

Instead he quickly turned on his heel spotting his opportunity to escape his sister, and obviously a few paces ahead bumped into something due to poor eye sight. When he hit the ground he decided to stay there, he really did not see the point in getting up. Then a voice caught his attention while hands searched his torso and a body knelt next to his. The voice was processed the second time around as a deep hefty one and then felt his body arise from the sandy ground as he was carried by strong arms to a shaded area. The third time around the voice made sense to his dazed mind.

" . . . hey! Hey kid! Kid! . . . Oh man this isn't good. . . . . great, uh come on kid wake up!"

He felt his body being shaken more violently every passing second till his eyes slowly opened to gaze upon worried bright blue eyes. The eyes scanned his face and he felt the soft brush of a hand on his cheek. He continued to look back into those eyes for what seemed like forever, till the others eyes averted his out of awkwardness.

"So, are you ok? I mean, I didn't mean to hit you, you just came out of nowhere and when I saw you just lyin' there I thought 'Crap! I just beat the living shit out of a kid!"

"I'm not a kid"

Aizen said quietly earning him a sideways glance of curiosity.

"What did ya say? I couldn't quite hear you?"

The man said facing him full on now. The brunette stared at the man for a moment before talking.

"I said that I wasn't a child."

"Your not? Well how old are you?"

" . . . I'm seventeen."

"Fuck man your pretty small for your age little gu- I mean dude. Hey . . . aren't you supposed to be at school right now? Isn't Tuesday or something?"

The man eyed Sōsuke suspiciously. A sense of guilt hit the nerd as he thought that it was true. He should be at school learning and not acting irresponsible, and not falling under the negative influence of his elder sister. Then another wave hit him, but this one was different. Different in the fact that he might possibly have gotten caught playing hooky and was going to receive his first ever offense since he had entered school. This was not a good situation for him to be in now and he had to use his brilliant mind to think of a quick escape route. But when he looked back at the man his mind went blank from being so close to someone else besides his sister. Great he really needed to get a social life.

Then his heart beat skyrocketed as the man smiled at him ferociously and began to bend down towards him slowly. His mind raced a million mph as the man's face descended past the inches mark and continued to down. He closed his eyes in fright, then felt hot breath tingle his ear causing a crazy sensation to hit him as he had never experienced before. Slowly after, words rolled into his ear.

"Its alright, I'm seventeen too and I decided to ditch school too" he went on backing away from his ear "We all need a break every now and then right?"

The teen said with that deadly smile on his face winking at him in approval. The nerd sighed in relief to the news of the continuation of his spotless record. The man got up and held a hand out to him and waited. Now Aizen did not know what this meant, bless his little nerdy heart and just stared at him an dgot up on his own. The other boy just rolled his eyes and shrugged.

"So kid whats yer name?"

"Uh, mine?"

"Yes, yours dipstick!"

"Uh, its Aizen Sōsuke. Nice to meet you." He said bending over in greetings.

"Grimmjow Jeagerjaques," The other replied with the nod of his head. "You got any friends with you?"

The other teen shook his head in response.

"Me neither. They all said they had to study for tests or whatever. So why don't you hang with me, eh?"

"Um, well I am with my sister, but I don't really want to be with her right now."

"Where is she?"

"Over there, at the snack bar with all those guys around her."

He said pointing to where she was. She spotted him pointing at her and waved crazily, which was a bonus to the guys staring at her chest bounce up and down. He heard a whistle behind him and turned to see Grimmjow whistling.

"Damn she got some huge tits!"

"Uh, yeah she does . . . um but can we not talk about my sister like that . . . its weird."

"Oh, yeah sorry bro. Didn't mean to make you feel weird."

"So what do you want to do . . . bro."

"Hmmm, you know how to play football?"

"No."

"Volleyball?"

"No."

"Surfing?""No."

"Bad mitten?"

"No."

"Soccer, at least?"

"Sorry, no."

"Man . . . what do you normally do?"

Then it hit the nerd hard. DO NOT TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR REAL LIFE! OR HE WILL MAKE FUN/BEAT YOU UP!

"Uh, I smoke pot?"

Tune in next time to see how Aizen will deal with his new first ever friendship and struggle to look cool to his new badass sexy friend . . . Grimmjow!