Rated T for language!!
Argh!
"If anything happens, find Naruto."
Neji had said this to Tenten before he left for his mission. Why Naruto of all people, she had no idea, but she might as well trust him on this one.
"N…Naruto…" Tenten gasped into the phone.
"Tenten?" she could hear his worried voice on the other end. "What's wrong? Are you ok?"
"M…my water just broke."
Naruto then proceeded to curse and swear in a long, creative string of words; which Tenten found quite amusing and would have laughed if not for the fact that she was in so much pain.
"W…Where are you!?" she said, a little more intensely than she had meant to. She could feel the first wave of contractions increasing already.
"I'm in Ichiraku, goddammit! Sasuke teme, Tenten says she's… Teuchi I will pay you when… SHE'S IN LABOUR YOU FOOL!"
Tenten could not help but chuckle breathlessly as Naruto started speaking to her again.
"Hold on, Tennie. We're coming!"
And true to his word, Naruto came crashing into her and Neji's quarters in the Hyuuga complex only 2 minutes later; with Sasuke and Shikamaru close behind him.
"Tenten!" He shouted, rushing to her side. "Shikamaru, left arm, teme, right arm. I'll hold the legs."
Tenten felt herself being hoisted up. Overwhelmed with the amount of people helping her, she tried to stay as still as possible in their aid. But as soon as that, another contraction hit.
"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!" Tenten screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!" Naruto followed suit.
"Naruto you dobe! Shut the hell up!"
"S…sorry. I was…"
"On my count, we move together. We don't want to jostle her." Shikamaru cut him off.
Tenten could not be gladder she had ninjas as friends at this very moment. From years of training and teamwork practice, the three men moved together and at the same speed, as if mirror images of one another. Not once did she feel shaken. But that did not prevent more contractions.
"When's that Hyuuga coming back?" Naruto asked.
"Later on this afternoon." Shikamaru replied, shouting over Tenten's screams of pain.
Soon they were at the hospital, Tenten gripping tightly onto Naruto's hand before they wheeled her off into the labour room.
"T…Tell Neji…"
"I will, I will Tenten, don't worry."
"N…no. Tell Neji that IF HE DOESN'T GET HIS ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW; I'M NEVER FUCKING HIM AGAIN!"
Naruto was left stunned in silence as he watched Tenten being pushed away, Sasuke and Shikamaru laughing hysterically behind him.
The 3 men paced around outside for around 2 hours, until finally, Neji showed up sweaty, bloody, and looking exhausted.
"How is she!?" he asked them. They looked at one another.
"G…good." Naruto replied nervously. Poor Neji, he did not want to tell him what Tenten had said in his current state.
Neji was soon summoned into the labour room. Another hour later, the doctor came out and told them they could go in and see Tenten.
"Thank you, Naruto kun." Tenten said quietly, as she pecked him on the cheek. "I'm glad I listened to Neji."
Neji chuckled at the sight of Naruto's blush.
This is just some pure humour + WAFFness I suddenly wanted to write. Oh, but the research on pregnancy I had to do for this, although not a lot, was kinda bad. I was reading this very graphic and detailed article on the process of birth giving and I was like "Oh shit, oh no… arrrggghhh!" the whole way. Seriously, that's why I'll never be a doctor. Anyway, please review!