I do NOT own Naruto!!!

"Is that it,un? Is that the Tsukigan?" Deidara said, breaking the silence as everyone stared at Sayomi's eyes.

"I guess so. I can see your chakra network if I concentrate, Dei-kun." she said. She turned to Itachi, "We have to go tell Pein-sama." she said. With that she grabbed his hand and they hurriedly ran into the hideout, The others following. They all stopped outside the doors and Sayomi knocked. They heard Pein's monotone voice say "enter" and so they did. He watched as all the Akatsuki came in and filed into a line.

"What is it?" Pein asked, an eyebrow raised.

"We came to over throw you." Sayomi said stepping forward. All the Akatsuki members raised their eyebrows and stared at the young girl. Awkward silence went by and a smile broke over Sayomi's face. She giggled and looked into Pein's eyes. "I'm kidding. Their reactions were funny though."she said. Then it was obvious, she had used her newly acquired skill to watch their expressions. Pein was smirking at the young child. In a way she was braver than all of the S-ranked criminals behind her. She wasn't afraid to look into his eyes, in fact she tried to make contact. She also was not afraid to joke in front of him. She smiled at Pein. He motioned her forward until she was right in front of him. He then picked the child up, making the others tense.

"Activate the Tsukigan, again." he said. She did as she was told and her eyes turned silver again four black crescent marks surrounding her pupil. Pein opened her eye wider and inspected the eye. He finally let go, seeing nothing wrong and set the child down again. She backed up a bit, but was still pretty close. "I'm am very impressed that you were able to activate it with only a few hours of training." She beamed at him "Now all you need to do is train it." he said.

"Thank you, Otou-sama." she said. She heard gasps behind her and Pein raised a questioning brow. The child blushed deep red. She hadn't meant to say it out loud. She may think of them as her family but they surely didn't think the same.

"What did you call me?" Pein asked, though he already knew.

Instead of saying 'nothing' like Pein thought she would, Sayomi said, "Otou-sama." while looking into his eyes. "this child sure is different." Pein thought to himself.

"May I ask, why?" He said. Sayomi looked down.

"I see you all as my Ichizoku." she whispered, so that only he heard. He felt some what warm inside. What was this child doing to him? Surely he can't have these emotions. Pein reached down and picked the small girl up. He placed her in his lap.

"Really now?" he asked. She nodded her head.

"You're Otou-sama, Konan is Okaa-san, and Kakazu is Ojii-san. She heard Deidara snicker when he heard the Kakazu part. She could feel Kakazu's anger radiating off him. A wicked smile pulled the corner of her lips. She was gonna get Deidara back right now for laughing at her Ojii-san. "And Dei-kun is my ane." she said. Deidara instantly stopped snickering. Everyone else had busted out into laughter except Pein, Itachi, Sasori, and Kakazu, who were all smirking openly.

"I'M A GUY,UN!!!" Deidara yelled

"Alright, that's enough." Pein said, after about five minutes of everyone laughing at Deidara. "Now, what about the rest of them?"

"Zetsu, Sasori, Tobi, and Kisame are my Oji's. she said.

"What about Itachi." Sayomi looked at Itachi and back at Pein. "Itachi is ani." she said.

Itachi smirked. "Just like Sasuke."

"Now, you are dismissed!" Pein said. Before Sayomi got off his lap she hugged his waist. She quickly ran out of the room, leaving a bewildered Pein. She skipped merrily around the hideout. She was running down the hall when she ran into Kakazu. He turned around and glared at the small child. He picked her up and took her to his room. He set her on his bed and knelt in front of her.

"Why do you consider me your Ojii-san?" he asked. She looked him in the eye.

"You're older than everyone else, and grouchier." she said, truthfully. Kakazu was surprised that she'd told him that without fear. She smiled at him. "And the Ojii knows a lot. You always read books when you're not counting money." Kakazu smiled. She reached around his neck and hugged him tightly. "I love you, Ojii-san" Kakazu looked around and back at the small girl.

"I love you too." He set the child down and she ran out the door, toward the kitchen. Hidan was talking to everyone at the table. It was already dinner time and Konan was making miso soup. Hidan looked down at the small child. He got up and walked over to her. He bent down so he was close to her face.

"Hey, brat. You didn't fuckin say how I was part of the family. Not that I want to be part of your fucked up family!" Sayomi looked at him and smiled.

"Hidan no ooji." she said. Hidan's eyes widened. Sayomi wrapped her arms around his neck and he snapped out of his surprise and stood up straight. He noticed Sayomi dangling from his neck. He tried to pry her off but soon realised she was fast asleep, her face in the crook of his neck. He sat down, trying to ignore the snickering coming from the other members. Kakazu came in to see Hidan glaring furiously at the other members and Sayomi asleep in his arms. Konan came in, a big smile plastered on her face. What had he missed.

"What's so funny?" he asked. That was when Deidara could no longer hold back and burst into hysterical laughter. Itachi looked at Kakazu.

"Sayomi said that Hidan was was her ooji." he said. Kakazu smirked. He looked at Hidan who was glaring a death glare at the Uchiha. Deidara was laughing really loud and Sayomi started to stir. She removed her head from the crook of Hidans neck and looked around.

"Ane, what's so funny?" she asked, looking at Deidara. Deidara's face turned into a scowl and then back to a smirk. "Hidan- ooji!" he said, bursting into another fit of laughter. Hidan growled low in his throat. How he wanted to kill the girl in his lap, but he couldn't. She looked inocently at Hidan to see his scowl. She turned back to Deidara. "Why are you laughing at your superior, ane-chan?" she said. That shut Deidara up. He looked at the small girl. She had out smarted him. Hidan was smirking at the looked on Deidara's face. Everyone was looking at Hidan and Sayomi. She bursted out laughing. They all dug in. Soon they were all done and Sayomi was asleep against Hidan's chest. Everyone was snickering as he carried her to the couch. He laid her down and pulled the quilt up to her chin. She woke up and blinked. She sat up and looked at Hidan, a smile on her face. She grabbed his face and kissed his cheek. Then she laid back down and fell asleep. Hidan heard snickering from the doorway and turned to see the rest of Akatsuki. He glared at them and stormed off to his bedroom, cursing under his breath.

Sayomi tossed and turned and finally fell off the couch. She couldn't sleep on the couch. It was extremely uncomfortable. She climbed back on the couch. She pulled her knees to her chest, wishing she could sleep, and began to cry.

Hours later, Itachi woke up in the middle of the night, sensing there was something wrong, he didn't know what though. He got up and cautiously walked down the hall. He soundlessly slipped into the living room to see a crying Sayomi. He quickly ran over to her. Kneeling in front of her, he pulled her hands away from her eyes.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"I c--can't s--slee--eep." she said, shaking from crying so long. Itachi looked thoughtfully at the child before picking her up and carrying her to his room. He set her on his bed and crawled in next to her. She snuggled into his chest and he wrapped his arms around her. "Goodnight, Nii-san" she said, drifting off to sleep.

"Good night, Imouto-chan."

The next morning, Sayomi woke, snuggled against Itachi's chest. She tried to get up quietly, but failed miserably. She barely moved an inch when a kunai was pressed against her throat. Itachi quickly realized his mistake and removed the kunai. Sayomi smiled at him and he walked over to his bathroom.

"Stay there." he muttered, before closing the bathroom door. She heard the shower start. Soon he emerged in nothing but a towel. He walked to his dresser, pulled out some clothes, and walked back into the bathroom. Moments later he came out fully clothed, drying his hair. He threw his towel on the bed and scooped Sayomi up. He carried her to the bathroom and set her down next to the tub. He started a bath for her.

"Your turn. I'll go get your clothes." he said, turning off the water. Sayomi nodded. After he left she stripped and quickly got in. As soon as she was in the door opened and an arm came through, set some clothes on the floor, and closed the door. Sayomi started washing herself. She then washed her hair and got out of the tub. She grabbed a towel and turned around, unplugged the drain, and started drying off. She got dressed into her ninja clothes. She slipped on her sandles and dried her hair. She brushed through it quickly and went ahead and brushed her teeth. She quickly ran out of the bathroom and jumped on the bed, next to Itachi. He picked her up and carried her out to the living room to see Tobi and Konan lokking around frantically, Kisame was helping but didn't look quite as worried, Hidan, and Kakazu were sitting on the couch watching TV, and Deidara and Sasori were arguing about art. Everyone looked up when they felt Sayomi's presence. Tobi ran to glomp Sayomi, who happened to still be in Itachi's arms, and was soon on the ground. He had been kicked in the chest by Itachi and was now crying.

"Deidara-sempai!!! Itachi kicked Tobi!!!"

"I don't care,un" Sayomi then jumped out of Itachi's arms and ran to Tobi.

She hugged him and said, "Good morning, Tobi-kun." Then to Konan,

"Good morning, Okaa-san!" Konan giggled and patted the girl on her head.

Then on to Kisame, "Good morning, 'Same!!!" Kisame chuckled and patted her on the head.

Then Sasori, "Morning Saso!!!" Sasori scowled a little at the nick name but the smile on Sayomi's face made his eyes soften and he gave her a quick hug.

Then Deidara, "Good morning, ane!!!" she said, giggling. Deidara grew red with anger. "Dei-kun, I was only kidding." She said.

Then she ran to Kakazu, "Good morning, Jii-san!!!" Kakazu patted her head. She hugged him quickly and jumped in Hidan's lap.

"Good morning, Hi-kun!!!" she said. Hidan looked down at the girl in his lap.

"Get off, bitch!" Sayomi looked at Hidan and got up. She hugged him around the neck for a minute and then jumped off the couch. She ran to the boulder/door and preformed the hand signs. As soon as she was outside she ran to find Zetsu. Zetsu was in his garden, waiting for Sayomi. Just as he'd thought, she came around the corner, running. She stopped in front of him and he smiled at her.

"Close your eyes." "We have a surprise for you." Sayomi looked at him with a questioning gaze but did as she was told. She closed her eyes tigh and felt Zetsu pick her up. He walked over to the flower he had planted for her birthday. He set her down in front of the flower. "You can open your eyes now." he said. She did so and gasped when she saw the flower before her. She let out a squeal as she jumped on Zetsu.

"Thank you, Zetsu-kun!!!" she yelled. She had a big smile on her face as she got off of Zetsu and examined the flower. It was a beautiful, white, moon flower. Of course, since it was day time, the flower was tightly closed.

"Can I come out here tonight to see it?" she asked.

"I don't see why not." "Sure" Sayomi smiled at the plant man and once more jumped up, and hooked her arms around his neck. Her feet dangled, but Zetsu reached up and supported her weight with his arms. He carried her back inside and sat down on the couch. That was when everyone started talking, which turned into fighting.

"Art is fleeting,un!"

"No, art is eternal!"

"Fleeting,un!"

"Eternal" This lasted for about ten minutes before Sayomi had enough.

"Would both of you shut up and just compromise!!!" she screamed, making everyone jump a little. They all looked at her.

"What,un?"

"You two are really loud and your argument is pointless." She stated, with a huff.

"Pointless?"

"Yes."

"How is it pointless,un?"

"Because. You are BOTH right."

"How so?" Sasori said, raising an eyebrow.

"Everything is art in it's own way. Art can be fleeting OR eternal. Though eternal art is more popular. Also, if you think of it this way, there is no such thing as fleeting art..." Deidara cut her off.

"What,un!? No such thing!?"

"Deidara, let her finish." Sasori said, rather intrigued.

"Dei-kun, when you make an explosion, do you forget about it right after it happens?"

"No,un."

"Then that fleeting moment of art becomes eternal...almost. It is burned into your memory, and heart." she said, with a smile. "If you think about it, there are many different views on art."

"That was very insightful." "Especially for a four year old." Zetsu said. Sayomi smiled at the plant man. Her stomach growled at that precise moment. She turned bright red and everyone chuckled.

"Let's go eat." Itachi said. Everyone filed into the kitchen and seemed to realize something, none of them can cook.

"Ummmm... who's gonna cook?"

"Of course I will." Konan said as she walked into the kitchen and imediately started to get the supplies. Everyone else went and sat in the dinning room. After about fifteen minutes Konan came in, balancing all their plates, and started setting them on the table. Just before they all dug in, Itachi turned to Sayomi and said, "We'll start your training for today after breakfast, OK?" She nodded and then dug into the pancakes Konan had prepared.

Thank you for reading and sorry it took soooo long but, you knoe, writers block. XD PLEASE REVIEW!!!! Reviews encourage me to write more. XD

Ichizoku: Family

Otou- sama: Father

Okaa-san: Mother

Ojii-san: Grandpa

ane: Older sister

Oji: Uncle

ani: older brother

ooji: prince

imouto-chan: little sister

If there's anything else you have a question about please PM me or ask in a review. XD