Man I feel like a Ninetails

Nina's pet Ninetails ran outside gets the mail out of the mail box and runs back in though a dog door and drops it on Ted's lap. Ted looks though it and says hum, "Power Bill, Telephone Bill cable bill, gummy worm and salt water taffy express bill?" He said to Arty's sister Nina, "Are you aware that you paid 573 pounds to the gummy worms and salt water taffy express?" Suddenly her father walked in about that and pulled the bill out of his hand and said, "Well now we don't want to tell the misses about this then he ate the bill." Nina said, "Well do what he says about that he really likes salt water taffy and she has been wondering about the bank account lately." Ted said, "OK I won't tell." He then picked up another envelope and it said you are now a winner for free railway tickets and a lunch in Scotland for two. Please take these two tickets to this railroad and they will give you free tickets for their steam train to ride on. This was really given to them by Mr. Smile to get Ted and Nina to head to the old steam railway that had the old telegraph line along it that had Dr. Gort's teleport mounted on the end of said, "Sounds fun maybe I will go but there are two tickets what do I do? Arty is a giant Cuno Girl and she would most likely scare away half the people in town. Another thing is I don't know where this place is at maybe Narrow will know? He called up Narrow and said, "I have free train tickets for some train ride though Scotland would you want to go?" He said, "I'm sorry but I got some bugs to work out right now with some of the canal locks right now maybe later." Nina had always wanted Ted sense she had heard the day Arty had talked to him and she put her hand on the phone and said with a smile, "Maybe I could go with you on the train ride?" He said, "Well if it's ok with Arty." She said, "Do you tell that Cuno Girl everything?" He said, "Ok sense you could drive me there to the railroad and you do know the way to it. Maybe you could take your pet Ninetails with she would most likely like the car ride." Nina said, "Why yes of course she would she dose like car rides."

He said, "Well then tomorrow we will go on that fancy steam train ride then. She smiled and then later that night Nina and Arty mother then asked Ted a question about Arty. She said, "I know you met Arty while randomly walking around our village while visiting when you had gotten of the Queen Mary 2 and you wanted to offer her the world with you being some type of billionaire or something which is hard to believe but why did you turn our lovely daughter into a towering half human half Articuno Cuno Girl monster. I mean you made her so tall that a circus tent would fit her as small bikini? I remember you saying that was a accident that you turned her into a giant Cuno Girl by mistake but I'm starting to think that was not that case and you used my daughter to live out one of your strange fetishes for girls in general which I do not like about you and hate you for greatly for!Why did you do that to my sweet little Arty turning her from a five foot four cute girl into a towering 112 foot tall mutant freak which you and she refer to herself as the Cuno Girl? You took her into a world of very expressive things and places that she never would have known without you and the only thing you asked from her was to turn her into a towering tall Cuno Girl? And she above all expected this the day she flew over from her home to your home town she was only expecting to offer herself up to you but to do this to her!" He said, "No no way I'm I some type of millionaire or billionaire what happened was I had won a free cruise on the Queen Mary 2 and well it's for two people and I had only known her at the time for a few weeks so I thought why not show her the wonderful world of cruise ships in that I have been on seven cruises so far in my life and she said she had never been on one. As for having my way with her do you think if I was that kind of animal you think I'm wouldn't have such a bad track record of not having any kind of girlfriend in my life then? I mean think about it those kind of people are usually very smooth with women me I'm like an electric car on cinder blocks driving down the street " Nina's mother grunted at him still angry at him."

The next day at Arty's place Ted got up early and then woke Nina up and then got ready and reluctantly got in the car with Arty's sister Nina. About an hour later Nina and Ted were driving towards the old steam railroad and not really knowing to Ted who was bad with human feelings she had a crush on him. Nine tails stuck her head and tong out the window the car very happy the whole way towards the train stop in Wales. Nina said, "Well now Arty always did expressed her feelings in liking you in your unusual behavior about life in general and about things too." Ted said, "Sounds cool so no wonder Arty wasn't really mad at me turning her into a 120 foot tall Cuno Girl."Meanwhile back on Arty's new home Island picture Arty sitting on the beach eating a giant squid and a coconut tree in her hand. She stops eating it and looks at the viewers and says "Well sometimes I'm sometimes very mad that he made me into a Cuno Girl though his idiot behavior. It's not the fact that he turned me into a giantess Cuno Girl but the fact it had to happen on a date that ended up embarrassing me in front of hundreds of people at that movie theater incident where I busted out of the movie theater and then had to use movie theater drapes as a bikini thing that didn't even fit me that well along with that. Along with the restaurant LOL that was really embarrassing with my Cuno girl self. I really wished he could have told me a hour before hand when I was going to get all really tall and things so that I could have brought my unflavored pair of jeans with me in that they where the perfect pair of jeans I had in my whole life not to mention the most expensive. Ah well there is only so much that gold fish minded twat can do sometimes in one sitting." Ok Meanwhile back at a 15 inch gauge narrow gauge train station in Wales.

Nina and Ted got out of the car along with her pet nine tails and went up to get on board the train. It did turn out that the tickets were real and for free but the train didn't allow pets on board. The Nine tails was very smart and would what for them by the train station for them to come back in about three hours. Ted said, "Nina is you sure that the Nina tails won't get in trouble or try to run away? Nina smiled and said, "O no she won't she gets very good treatment and she knows who will feed her tonight when she comes home so most likely she will not try to run away from us. He, "Well Ok but I have a very bad track record of trying to find lost pets so I won't really be of much use in that department. They both then got on to the 15 inch narrow gauge steam train ride and the train slowly left the train station which the nine tails at it alone by herself. Mr. Smile pulled up in his transport and was waiting for Nina and Ted to get off the train. He then saw the nine tails and got an idea why don't I make Arty's sister into anthro nine tails? A Nine tails is a fire Pokémon and a Cuno girl is an ice Pokémon that might make a deadly mix for these Drylanders to stop." Meanwhile on the train Ted was looking at the old European telegraph poles go by down the railroad tracks and said, "Well hopefully there are no teleport in the area the last two that I know of are in Denmark and the US also there is no real way for the machine to teleport people underneath the Irish Sea or North Sea to Denmark or the US that I know off." Nina smiled at him and put her hands on his shoulders and said, "So what are you worried about now?" He said, "Would you believe a fear of telegraph poles and teleporting machines?" She said, "Well from what Narrow and the other odd telegraph Insulator hunters agree on is the last long distance open wire line died out here in the 1960's or 1970's I don't think there is one in use here besides that tech is obsolete why would one be in service any more they are DSL you don't see them anymore unless your retarded."

But what if they are Nina what if they are! You could be turned into a giant hamster with my luck around telegraph poles." Ted suffers from Telegraph pole phobia if there is such a fear. Unknown to them Dr. Gort had came through with a group of local insulator hunters and had rebuilt the old telegraph line all the way from Demark though France and though the channel tunnel up to here were they were now at. Apparently several of the European mail carriers liked his teleporting system which worked very well for none living and none food stuff for shipments. Ted didn't know about secret growing telegraph teleported system but this would explain why suddenly two and ten cross arm telegraph poles were now starting to grow back like weeds along all the roads and railroads in the area. It was like a second great telegraph and telephone pole open wire era had begun again in England and in Europe all over again that was going to be larger than in the 1880' system still had its flaws it couldn't cross underwater though underwater cables for some strange reason meaning the system couldn't go onward to Ireland and then the US like had planned. It only got though to here by having special telegraph cross arms mounted to the inside of the Channel Tunnel's walls. As of now the Richmond Cuno Girl Incident was the only major bad thing that had happened with the system other than a few packages that got their molecules mixed up during lighting storms. But even the Cuno Girl Incident was quickly over looked by many people as a hoax between a move company and the people in the business community that hated the idea of the modern teleportation lines running though their areas.

While the two of them got on to the steam train rides Mr. Smile pulled up in his transport and watched the train go by at a railroad crossing. He said, "The Council will pay me a great deal to get a hold of teleporting tech so that they will be able to teleport their whole Brim Army across the world. But getting Nina mixed up with Ted and having Arty find out should be my number one plan right now. Unlike most of the known giant monsters the Cuno Girl was a fairly intelligent monster and could find away to stop Mr. Smile's unknown alien friends and their strange plans for taking over both the Pokémon World and said, "Who cares there free tickets and who on earth would want to attack us they know for one thing you and Arty are flat broke." He said, "Let me guess you figured it out with the tub of food stamps I have at home." She then said, "So now that now my sister Arty is a 120 foot tall Cuno Girl living on some remote unknown Orange Islands what do you have planned now with her?" He said, "Well I plan to marry her soon in a matter of months once she gets to set up the wedding dates and make all the wedding plans and it's going to be very nice you see." I will finally have the girl of my dreams that my brain and mind have so long desired and I will also have a tall colossally cute Cuno Girl and I love tall girls. So I and Arty have things going very good for us right now even though she is a colossally tall Cuno girl." He looked at her again and though now why would she say this and said, "Well I plan to go back to her once I help the Narrow Boaters stop Mr. Smile from using that teleporting machine that he stole from Dr. Gort. She lathed and said, "You're going to have to tell my mom that you do plan to marry Arty even though she is a colossally tall cute Cuno Girl which she will be very shocked to learn about" Ted said, "Well that's going to be very hard would you be able to help me tell her?" She said, "Ok but I want a few things in return." He said, "What would you want in return? She said, "You will find out soon enough but for one thing it is not going to have anything to do with me wanting to take any of your home or land or houses or things like the things you think I would want from you."

Nina said, "Who cares there free tickets and who on earth would want to attack us they know for one thing you and Arty are flat broke." He said, "Let me guess you figured it out with the tub of food stamps I have at home." She then said, "So now that now my sister Arty is a 120 foot tall Cuno Girl living on some remote unknown Orange Islands what does you have planned now with her?" He looked at her and though now why would she say this and said, "Well I plan to go back to her once I help the Narrow Boaters stop Mr. Smile from using that teleporting machine that he stole from Dr. Gort. She lathed and said, "Well Ok if you want but your still going to have to tell my mom what happened to Arty and that she is a full sized monster Cuno Girl." Ted said, "Well that's going to be very hard would you be able to help me tell her?" She said, "Ok but I want a few things in return." He said, "What would you want in return? She said, "You will find out soon enough."The train ride ended after about three hours of going back and forth on the railway it pulled back into the home train station where it had come from. Mr. Smile had the teleported set up and was ready to lure Nina into it along with her pet nine tails. He had laid out a trail of beef jerky to try to lead the nine tails into the machine. Meanwhile Nina got off the train and looked at Ted and then he heard her belly growling for want of food. Nina said, "Ok Shorty now where is some food at I'm starving over here?" He turned around and looked at her and she went up to him and smiled and said," I'm waiting for you to go bring me something to eat now?" He said, "Ok I will be back in a few minutes then. He then ran off into the small classical 1820's train station to go find her something to eat. He looked down and said, "OO look Nina a line of unexplained sausages and beef jerky in a line on the ground!" He bent down and started eating one of the pieces of jerky. She got mad and said, "You twat don't you know how long they have been there on the ground next to the railway tracks!" The Ninetails started picking up the beef jerky and followed the trail of it to what looked like a telephone booth. Ted said, "I didn't know they still had those." Mr. Smile said, "This idiot should be on that show that shows the Morons vs. Idiots he's that dumb."

The Ninetails ran into the teleported and started eating a chain of sausages hanging from the middle of it and Nina went into and said, "Get out of there you don't know where that's been." Nina ran away from the crowd of people and started running after her Ninetails and then went out of his site and he looked at her running. He then figured he go help her get her nine tails back by running after them both across the train station plat form. Suddenly Mr. Smile threw the switches and Nina and her nine tails were teleport red across Europe to Dr. Gort's lab in Denmark. Meanwhile Mr. Smile said, "Now for the power overload that helped turn Arty into a Cuno Girl. Mr. Smile said, "Now all I need to do is find a drunken bloke and a power station now how can I arrange that?" He looked around the village and said, "Hum a substation with half of the county's power flowing through it. OO and across the street from the local pub how lucky it is to be an evil villain. The Village idiot who happened to be in charge of the substation walks out up to the pub and says O don't money any money for beer!" Mr. Smile walked up to him and said, "Here let me buy a beer." Ten minutes later and there are six glasses of ale at the bar of the pub. The owner drags him out into the street and says you're the village's issue power station repairman walks up to Mr. Smile and says you're the best friend I ever had now was there something I was supposed to do?" Mr. Smile says well now you are in charge of Northern England's power grid now and your boss is going to be coming in any minute now." Mr. Smile then drives him to the power station and lets him off and says come now I won't let someone drive drunk now would I?" The man gets out and stumbles up into the fully automatic control room." Mr. Smile said, "When are these dumb humans going to learn that a fully computerized system is not idiot proof?"He stumbles across the street into the power substation and walks into the control room and says what the Bluegill do all these flashing light do?" A load speaker says to him in the control room voltage levels dropping in London do to peak afternoon rush hour demand must send power south." Mr. Smile looks at him and says go push something stupid" The repairman starts pushing and pulling all sorts of knobs and switches and says if my boss catches me not sober on the job for the tenth time I've had it." Mr. Smile leaves and goes down a storm drain to leave. Suddenly as every bit of power from Ireland and Scotland floods south overloading and burning out every high voltage substation in the area. It sends a massive blackout across all of Western Europe but soon the power over load jumps out of the power lines and into the complex of old fashion open wire telephone lines that the teleported system uses. Nina and the Ninetails were now caught up in it and their DNA's were now smashes into one another.

Nina suddenly fell out of the teleported but as a human which Mr. Smile found very odd. Her pet Ninetails came running out like a wet dog and jumped into the car. Nina said, "Ted could you drive us home I feel very funny right about now." On the way back he saw that the power was out to everywhere and he said, "Come people were I come from your lucky if you get your power back in ten days so what's everyone here freaking out about?" Nina said, "Maybe if they didn't use chop sticks for poles and buried underground that wouldn't happen." Ted said, "Don't say those evil words woman my father raised me with above ground open wire and I'm going to die with open wire not those dumb underground cables." Nina started scratching her back and head saying I feel very itchy right now like I'm in a large wool coat."He said, "Well maybe it's that new long tan fur you have growing in on around your belly button."Jokingly Nina said, "What long tan fur?" He said, "Why the tan fur around your belly button of course." She looked in a mirror and saw several small pieces of tan fur on her shoulders and said, "Ah it must be some fur that nine must have sheared on me when she jumped on top of me." Ted said, "Nine tails do shed a lot I know because I have bad allergies for one thing and I know about all hairy creatures." She said, "Hum I also feel kind of lousily and hungry right about now maybe I will get something to eat and take a nap when I get home." He said, "Ok" Their friend Narrow called them on a cell phone and said, "Hello Guys I need a lift I'm at the mouth of this railway tunnel about 28 miles outside of town do to the power to the trains being knocked out by this blackout." Nina said, "Hum we will be there in less than a half a hour to then." Quickly they drove over to him by going though some really oddly shaped back roads to the railway tracks. They pulled up to him and he jumped into the back seat of the car and said, "Thanks for the lift back to the docks." Ted said, "Who do you think did this to the UK's power grid it's knocked out all the way to Paris right now." He said, "I think it was Mr. Smile he's back and I don't think knocking out the power was really in his master plan with us," But I wonder could it have something to do with your girlfriend Arty becoming the Cuno Girl in that he most likely wants to make a monster somewhat like that to rival her.

She said, "Well his black out has really got my fur standing up right about now of what that little sick-o wants to do. And it's always my sister Arty ever since Ted here fell in love with her but oddly had a fear of human girls while at the same time didn't like her being so short. Deiced to turn her into a half Articuno Cuno Girl and she into 120 foot tall Cuno girl things have now always been about her all the time. In fact Narrow I can't go a single day without my mother making reference to her is she doing this is she doing that is she ok is she finding food ok I can't take it" Ted looked at her oddly and said, "Nina what would you want me do to do I couldn't help it that I turned your sister into a Cuno Girl. You see well I deeply loved her and well I was a afraid of human women to say that I loved her so I made her into a 120 foot tall Cuno Girl to take her being a human female out of the factors if that is the story that you want to hear to make you happy now."Narrow said, "Well now Mr. Smile dose have something very big planned and this black out is only the tip of the ice cream cone." They drove for a few miles and pulled up to the Huddersfield Canal's hidden opening for the Narrow Boaters under a large hill. They all got out and walked inside of the hidden cavern and Narrow said, "We got in tell that Mr. Smile appears to be helping out a hidden military group of some kind for some type of attack on one of our mainland cities or maybe an attack somewhere else in Europe. Strangely though he's not interested in attack any railways or airports but is after something else which most likely will be very strange considering what is of value to him."Meanwhile while the Narrow Boaters and our main heroes were trying to make sense of what was going on Mr. Smile was back at his underwater base which had now moved it's self to the bottom of the Irish Sea. He was now talking to his strange friends though a strange teleported. They said, "You have proven yourself very well to us we will send all that is needed to first destroy this land and it's warriors with our monsters of destruction from our world but first we need several sets of rare elements which are in a set of five legendary Shamouti Island crystals which are currently at the London Museum of fine arts that is open to the public. They were given to them 50 years ago as gift by Shamouti Island to help them pay to rebuild the canal system after World War II for the Blue Narrow Boaters helping them drive out the sea invasion forces from their islands. The rare gems are at least worth over 1.7 Billion Pounds each times five but that's not why we need them to steal them for us."Mr. Smile said, "Ah yes I remember that city back in 1880's I really ripped up that place with a killing spree that remains unknown who did it to this day. I'm glad I found you and your group for giving me the ability not to age like the rest of these dumb humans. The cold voice said, "Well those rare gems are more then something in London's great stone and iron shiny box the rare element they are made of is the only marital that would be able to focus the main black diamond power into our great portal from our world to yours allowing us to start the invasion. But first we need those rare gems and I think this group of narrow boaters who has been tracking you for over a hundred years might get in the way. So we hope that your plan of turning Nina into a monster antro Ninetails will help keep the army and that Royal Navy off our spines."

Mr. Smile said, "Nina is already starting to turn into an antro Ninetails if she's anything like Arty then she will really destroy the place. First of all unlike Articuno's who are big friendly fruit eaters Ninetails eat anything mainly meat and dead stuff along with kibble. That's when they are around three feet long and less than 90 pounds think of what a Ninetails whose human sized would do she might view humans as food. So when she does turn into one she will eat Ted down like a banger along with the rest of her human friends and family and maybe do some civil damage while doing it. Also I have been spying on Ted while he was with Arty big sister Nina and from what I heard Nina has a colossal never ending hunger for lots and lots of food not to mention she likes to break stuff. In fact I really wish I could simply make that blond haired somewhat a little cubby Nina into a 20 story tall teenage girl and I think that would do just as much damage to that narrow boat infested dump."Back at Narrow's Place Nina felt strange feelings and moods about what to do and act it was the Ninetails part of her moving in. He walked up to her and Ted and said, "its late would you want to have dinner with us we are going to have chicken and potatoes and Shelly the Narrow Boat might make some brownies afterwards." Shelly then said on his house's radio and said, "Come now I make a really good set of brownies you are sure to love they are indeed very good for humans to eat if you want some" Ted said, "Hum Nina dose you and Arty's mother have anything planned for tonight?" She said, "Why yes ham I think." Ted said, "Well thank you Narrow and Shelly the Narrow but Arty's mom wants me to explain to her how her daughter became a giant Cuno Girl Monster. I also have to explain why I did it to her why I turned her into a giant Cuno Girl Monster" He said, "Well see you later then you're going to need all the luck in the world to explain to her how she became a Cuno Girl without her getting mad at you for something you did out of being afraid of talking to human girls."

Nina meanwhile walked into their kitchen and saw the chicken freshly cooked chicken taken out of the oven the smell of it made her Ninetails side go wild. It seems there is a strange rule that all Foxes love chickens be that eggs or chicken houses with chickens in it. Antro Ninetails are no different only they have far more complex tastes then simply raw chicken in a hen house. Nina walked over to it and noticed that her finger nails had changed from clear human finger nails to black and pointed like that of a fox's. Before this Ninetails crossover she never really cared for chicken and didn't really like it when her mom made this time she grabbed it and used her new claws to rip it to pieces and shallow it down before anyone found out. She even chewed up the bones and ate them too to where it was simply a wish bone in an empty tray. Then her hungry Nina took over and she went over to Mr. Narrow' ice box and started shoving all kinds of food into her mouth and then cleaned out a box of ice cream cones. Ted walked up to her as she was walking out the blue narrow boaters living room and said, "Ah Nina we better hurry if we are going to get home in time for your mother to make us dinner I guess." Nina smiled with a whole ice cream cone being chewed up in her mouth and said, "Why yes now we must not keep her waiting now." She sneaked out of the room and got into the car with Ted as they drove off. Narrow walked into the room were the chicken had been and said, "Hum well I knew I put it in to make it in a few minutes or maybe did I forget to go out and buy one to cook tonight? Shelly did I remember to go pick up the chicken tonight?" She said, "No you had bought it around this afternoon my records show that you had me start making it around 3.00PM in time for you to have it when you and your friends got home. He then walked over to the ice box and said, "Well we are also out of eggs so I better go pick those up too." Shelly said, "We can't be out of eggs now you picked up about a dozen of them yesterday afternoon after your main mission." Mr. Narrow looked and said, "What the Bangers is going on here someone drank all my milk my ice cream cones and even the stuff I didn't know was in back of here!"

Nina smiled when she saw Ted and said, "Well now we don't want to be late for dinner now do we?" He looked at her and said, "Well I guess I don't really feel like I've been in a hurry all day." They both got back home and were now with Arty and Nina's family. The dinner went by smoothly nothing weird for once didn't happen when Nina's Mom said, "So how was your first official formal dinner with Arty like when she got of the airliner after running away from home to go meet you?"He the bloke that he was said, "It was very nice and it went ok in till she grew about two feet taller than me right in front of me and then. The next thing I know there are crashing dishes and her yelling at me for something and then she said those sweet words she said those sweet romantic worlds, "Don't just stand there you insulator hunting twat!" and that was when I knew she was going to be my Cuno Girl." Arty's mom looked at him and said, "What do you mean by grew taller?" He said, "Well when she first got changed into a Cuno Girl the Articuno had some odd chemical in it to help it live a long time without food. But when Arty got it into her system she made the mistake of eating tons of food which the calories from it combined with Dr. Gort strange chemical making her grow I guess. I'm not a really good chemist but I think that's what happened to her. My best night was boring before hand with all that romantic happy couple stuff but her becoming a Cuno girl was what made it memorable."Nina looked at him and though well this is going to be inserting with this. Arty's Mom said, "You call my daughter getting mutilated by that freak of a man Dr. Gort with that mean untamable bird Articuno a fun night? Not to mention she now has to live on a lonely island in some far off ruined place known as the Orange Islands a fun night you!" For all I know now is my cute sweet Arty is more Articuno than human and I'm even lucky she still has most of her human mind. Now she has the cravings of an Articuno along with aggressive mind of an Articuno to do one thing to fill its belly with food at all cost. Unknown to her Arty wasn't really like this with the belly of an Articuno it's simply that's her size is about equal to 130,000 normal sized Arties In fact wild Articuno in the wild are very good singers even and sense becoming Articuno Arty has found her singing has improved greatly and she can now both sing in human and Articuno at the same time. Not to mention she hasn't been bullied since growing over eight feet tall and being a Cuno girl that can freeze anything in 's Dad said, "Well maybe it's an improvement she always did want to fly and live free. She also had a lot of bullies as a young girl maybe she is very happy as a Cuno Girl near monster island. Maybe even something like this will happen to Nina too and get her to move out of the house." The reason why he was so happy at this was now he had extra room and turned Arty's old room into a minty bar with a pool table along with a mini dance floor. Now what he wanted to do was once Nina moved out was he was going to cut a hole into his study area and put in a bowling alley that ran from her room to Arty's room. He smiled and gave Ted the look can you do something about getting Nina to move out too?