The Day she became a Ninetails

Nina looked at him and lathed then said, "Well all this talking about Arty is making me sleepy I'm going to go to bed early maybe I will get up early and use the apartment's new roof top pool early in the morning." Ted went to sleep in a guest bedroom and that night things were going to get very hairy for Nina. Over night while asleep the rest of her main human anthro Ninetails features started to kick in and take over. The first few things to show up were her noise became long fury and tan with a black tip at the end of it. The next thing was she had her human ears grow tan fur and get very long and pointed along with her long hair on her head becoming like that of a fox. Her human toes and hands quickly grew into paw like shapes with sharp black nails on the tips of them. The strangest part though of all of this was now her PJ's had nine tails ripping out of them growing out of them anywhere from six to 12 feet long. Strangely she had the rest of her lovely human features and what was charming about what happened to her was she could still where human clothes and walk around on two legs and still use her hands like a human. During this transformation she woke up around 2.00AM and felt thirsty so she went to get a drink of orange juice. She saw Ted in of all things a funny looking suit that looked like a knock off of superman or some other super hero clown in a cape. The cape had a picture of the classic green and white lottery fingers crossed symbol on the back of it with white lottery number balls on it. She said, "Ted what are you doing up at around this hour? He said, "Strange alien foxy antro creature from another planet I'm Lotto master protector that is all things good noble just and has to do with playing the Pick 3 or Pick 4 and maybe the Spits too." Now I must go save this strange planet that I can't even pronounce from danger. He then leapt out the door to the apartment and down the hallway towards the stairs unknown to Nina he had a freaky sleeping disorder or a very bad form of sleep walking that clauses him to become this super hero Lotto master every night expect on Tuesdays.

Nina said, "No wonder Arty likes him so much he's very cute when he sleep walks but why become someone who is a role model for are nation's kids who enforces a bad form of gambling? She thought ah maybe I too am sleeping walking. She walked into the kitchen and put her hands on her tan furry belly button and said my belly is starving and very upset there has got to be some food around here to settle it down and she then ate a few things along with drinking some milk and went back to bed like everything was normal she had no idea she had became an antro Ninetails hybrid. What this really meant was she ate every single thing that was food in the room and even the large bag of Ninetails food kibbles." The next morning Narrow dropped by early to pick up Nina and Ted to go show them how to get to the Shamouti Gem display that was opening up at the Museum of London that afternoon. He walked in and saw Arty and Nina's parents watching the local morning news. The female newscaster said, "At about 3.00AM last night a 43 Story office building down town Liverpool gas lines ripped apart sending flames thought out the whole building trapping at least 62 people inside of it in the upper floors. Fire crews were not able to get to them but they were saved by a younger man in gift this a lotto themed custom calling himself Lotto master. This odd Lotto master saved the people from death by putting out the fires and carrying them each down to the lower floors." In other news Lotto master showed himself again when a overnight train derailed over a high bridge in Ireland this morning at around 5.23AM this morning by pulling it back on to the tracks. This morning we are asking who Lotto master is."

Ted woke up covered in grime and smoke along with being very tried and said, "Narrow I don't think I got a good night sleep last night I was tossing and turning all night long I was either roasting for some reason and the next hour I know I'm freezing cold. All I do remember is seeing Nina getting something to drink and the next minute I wake up on this sofa with my pockets full of day draw lottery tickets that are for this afternoon's lotto draw? Narrow said, "Well I'll take your word on that you had a bad night's sleep last night. The Female TV News host went on to say, "At around 4.00AM a major meltdown was avoided outside of Paris thanks to this unknown Lotto master saving us from becoming the next Three Mile Island." Ted looked at it and said, "I see they got an interesting TV program on right now." Then he fell asleep."Nina woke up and went to brush her teeth and looked at herself in the bathroom mirror. She noticed something very odd about herself she had very long teeth and was covered in tan fur like her pet Ninetails was. She said, "This is very strange I feel so different today than I did yesterday what it could be?" She then felt something very odd on her back and saw the tips of her long soft furry tan fox tall's behind her and to the sides of her. "Something is not right today what could it be?" Then she looked down and screamed, "No what is this why did it have to happen to by favorite PJ's!" She was shocked that the set of nine tails she kept seeing was not a new towel set her mother had bought her on clearance at the local mall. The fox tails were indeed hers along with the fox claws and noise and pair of sharp looking ears. She thought how could this have happened unless what Ted said was true on what happed to my sister Arty becoming a Cuno Girl. Looking at her like this as freak or very lovely looking was in the eye of beholder. The only thing out of this that she worried about was how was she going to accommodate this large set of nine fox tails into her wardrobe? Quickly while everyone in the living room was wondering were Ted had been last night. She grabbed her mother's box of sowing supplies and her favorite pair of jeans. Strangely she had no issues using her claws to get a thread though a needle and still understanding how to get everything to match up. The added befit of being part Ninetails was she could simply use her claws to cut the fabric and dame in one cut. Not bad she though as she looked at herself in her old pair of jeans fitted for a part human part Ninetails. Slowly she walked out of her room and said, "Something very odd happened to me last night."

Everyone in the room dropped what they were doing and said, "My gnaw you've been turned into an anthro Ninetails! How did it happen? Nina looked at them and said, "Well what ever did it to Arty did it to me." Ted said, "But there are no teleports that I know of around here unless it was that old telephone box thing we ran into yesterday." Narrow said, "Looks like Mr. Smile is up to no good but why would he turn Nina into a Ninetails then simply kill her?" Nina's mother said, now my other daughter has been turned into a freak like Arty has?" Nina's father said, "No LOL it isn't so bad maybe she could move out and get a job at a sideshow or maybe she could move in with Ted that way she won't eat us out of house and home like she always does. She said who cares being part Ninetails sounds cool think of what I could do with super hearing and smell. Not to mention I still got by cute looking bikini top body" Then she went up to Ted and hugged him with her claws and kissed him with her furry nine tails black noise and then shoved him into her tank furry belly button. He looked at her while she did this to him with a funny look on face and he heard her belly gurgle and start to growl for food. Nina but her hand on her belly button and said to Ted, "Ok Shorty I'm hungry right now find me something to eat?" He looked at her and said, "Nine tails kibbles and bits then?" She said, "Shorty I already at all of that right now find me something else then?" Nina then opened up the fridge and started eating various things randomly. She then ate a few pieces of meat raw like most wild scavenging nine tails do in the wild. Mr. Narrow said, "Not to worry nines tails eating raw meat is very normal in the wild. Narrow said, "Well let's get this little thing sorted out they invited us to this museum opening of a rare Shamouti Gem expo at the London Museum. Dr. Gort will sure to be there and he can help us more then we can help ourselves. So we better get down to the train station if we are to make the 10.30AM train down south to London."Quickly they all ran down to the local train station to get aboard a high speed train that went south. Nina went with them and the excuse was that she was a furry attending a furry convention in London even though there were none down their right at the moment today.

Mr. Smile was waiting for them to show up at the Museum under it in one of the mainly railway tunnels under the city. He thought to himself that's odd why isn't Nina eating everything in sight like Arty did when she first became a Cuno Girl?" Unless she is reacting much slower to the side effects of the teleported then Arty did sense I don't know how a Ninetails DNA would react under this. Well she'll start getting bigger soon and that's when the fun is going to begin. It's also odd that that she hasn't tried to eat any people yet. I thought she would be at least trying to make several moves trying to eat people or at least people's pets or something like that."As they were on the train Ted said, "OO look the trains here have floors on the bottom of them that way we don't have to worry about getting shucked under on to the railroad tracks." Nina well this is a high speed train after all were going at least 120 miles an hour." He said, "Amtrak like being in a giant old beater car that's driven very fast you don't know when the next bumper is going to fall off that what makes riding Amtrak fun." She said, "I will take your word on it." Strangely Nina wasn't really thinking about food right about now which was odd considering it was the same teleported which had turned her sister into a Cuno Girl. Well Ok she might have had food on her mind a little bit but that was her Nina side and not her Ninetails side they got to the Museum and everyone in the whole city must have been there considering the rare and reclusive Shamouti Islanders were going to show up to present the five rare gems to the Museum. Narrow led his two friend's right up to some of the Shamouti Islanders sense he was the one who helped arrange this meeting. The Shamouti leader who was known by the islanders as Elder walked up to Narrow and handed him a steel case with the five Gems and said, "Thanks your ancestors bravery our population was not wiped out during the year of the falling fires 80 years ago. What it was during War World II Shamouti Island was a place legendary hidden land said to be located over the horizon out of sight. It had been found during a 1940's training mission 1800 north east of Australia. Narrow father was the Mosquito pilot who had found it thinking it was Hawaii sense it looked a lot like it expect the three islands near it told it was something else. What happened was it was attacked sense its attackers though there was oil on it which there were. The bottom line was Narrow's Father's group ended up fighting them off leaving much of the island intact and the islanders are still grateful for this.

Mr. Smile walked into the room hiding behind a fake human face mask he had made and watched Nina and Ted along with narrow talking and wondered why she hasn't eaten him by now it didn't make any sense to him. The bottom line Nina was reacting differently than Mr. Smile had expected but even this wasn't going to stop his plan of stealing the gems for his strange buddies. Quickly once most of the people had left the room Mr. Smile used some strange tools to cut open the case that they were in and stuck them into his pockets and then started to head for the nearest storm drain opening outside. He said, "Ever sense that one dude deiced to set his plants on fire that is all they have been worried about leaving the museum a buyer's five fingered discount Luckily with all the cell phones IPods and I phones people have the brains of goldfish now days and don't pay attention to people like me sneaking up on them. Expect when I take their pea brained mines of there I whatever's for a second"Suddenly Ted ran into him his over coat fell off and he was now face to face with England's worst serial killer. Mr. Smile had the gems on him and Narrow said, "&^^766 It's him get him don't let him get away." Mr. Smile well everyone is on an I idiot expect that poor bloke and he doesn't have one because he is poor." Suddenly several royal museum guards went after him with knifes and machine guns. Mr. Smile ran and slid out into the street where he was nearly ran over by of all things a tour bus. Nina and Ted ran after him outside along with Narrow. Mr. Smile ran down into the Tube Subway system under the London City streets into his domain the underground and . Smile had gone though an air vent into the vast underground subway system or as it was called the Tube but Ted called it the dark creepy place skink O rammer. Mr. Smile could really can ground or storm drain once they were all underground. Nina didn't want to go in to the dark depths to go after him so she ran along outside above ground on the surface streets. Mr. Smile yelled at them from across a set of subway tracks and they both started to run after him though the narrow dark confines of the Tube subway. It looked comical almost that an antro Ninetails was running down the streets trying to follow a mad man and two wacko super heroes who were now down over a 100 feet below her. Mr. Smile stopped running and climbed up on to the sealing of the tube as a speeding train went crashing by at over 70 miles an hour though the tunnel. He held on to the roof like a bug or a cat would and then jumped down back on to the tracks to keep running from Ted and Narrow.

The two of them finally reached up to Mr. Smile and Narrow said, "You're coming with me you!" Mr. Smile looked at him and said, "Foolish Drylander what makes you think that by catching me will make this mayhem that will bestow your dry lands home will end with the death of me. I got much more mayhem planned for your cities above in the daylight just waits and see!" Narrow pulled out a cross bow and fired it at Mr. Smile who quickly jumped out of the way and jumped down though a side tunnel that led away from the railroad tracks and towards the storm drains themselves that were filled with water. The tunnels under the city were so low to the sea level and the river that they had to be pumped out making the storm drains down below always filled with water for him to hide in. Narrow and Ted kept running after him and finally reached the storm drain tunnel that was half way flooded to the sealing and stopped. Narrow said, "He's done this to me before. This is how he gets away most of the time we normal humans and antro Ninetails can't follow him underwater but he will be back and that's when we'll get him." Ted said, "What do you think he has planned now that he has those five rare Shamouti Gems what do you think will happen now that he has them under his control?" Narrow said, "I don't know all I do know is we're going to have one big mess when we do find out what will happen when he starts using them for something." Ted said, "Well we could go see Dr. Gort sense he mentioned something about building a mega reactor that would use these gems as its power core which would give out enough power to power all of Europe from here to the boarders of Russia with electric power made by these things. So if Mr. Smile has some type of weapon or large machine that needs lots of power to use then those gems would be perfect to use in it." Narrow said, "Yes most likely but it's not Mr. Smile's nature to simply nuke or blow up something that easily not when he can play with it or gain control of this area." Mr. Smile meanwhile swam out of a large ten foot across pipe that was at the bottom of the Thames River and made it to his secret sub that was waiting outside of the Thames Flood barrier. He looked out of it and said, "Soon will be the time when the Dry lands will disappear and both the Pokémon World and this World shall sink under my ever rising seas." He then turned on a computer and said, "My friends I have taken the gems of Shamouti Island now what do you want me to do with my prize?" The strange fish like creature on the other side which looked like a giant bluegill sunfish with tentacles said, "The Council is pleased with your progress here are the instructions to use the gems to build the great gateway that will lead us out of this parallel Universe into this one infested with Dry land priests. The fish like thing that called itself a Brim showed a simulation of what would happen once there inter universe portal was built. The universe in which the Brim lived in was a place where every inch of space in the universe was flooded with liquid water which was very strange and broke many of the known laws of physics in both the Pokémon World and the human world but yet it was there.

When their portal is built that will be powered by the Shamouti Gems hundreds of trillions upon tens of trillions of gallons of water would rush out from the hole and flood out both the Pokémon world and the earth in less than ten years. If you were a fish a whale or a Lugia you would be ok but for everything else that needs dry land this was going to end up destroying all of them if Mr. Smile and his Brim friends if they were not were not stopped in time. The Brim said, "We will send our two best water monsters to do battle with the Cuno Girl and the Antro Ninetails if they somehow try to stop us but I think Ted will cause the two giant antro females to fight one another for Ted's love. Mr. Smile said, "Well when can your Shadow Lugia get here? I can't flight the Dry lands s armies and navies without him and your other monster known as Bluey. The Brim said, "Good time is on our side the Narrow Boaters are a weak force of their former selves. Ted is a bumbling idiot that Arty and Nina are nuts about him for some reason and will do anything to get warm with him and you my friend still have been stopped by all these so called secret originations that are out to kill you and stop you but you are doing very good using them angst one another . Even though we are doing very well we cannot stop work just yet. He walked down the street and said, "Them London Strom drains make our drains at home look plan boring with all the creepy 200 year old bricks and stuff along with the creepy way the water flows though them. Narrow said, "I'm glad you like them I didn't originally planned to have us go after Mr. Smile that way but here we are now." Nina looked at them and said, "Well for one thing I hope you two take a bath or something before you get back on the train." They walked back to the nearest railway station and the Conductor looked at them and said, "What have you two blokes been doing while drunk?" They then carried them out back and sprayed them off with a fire hose. Nina started lathing at this when this happened and said well do you think they were going to let you two on there like that?" Nina lathed and had given them some of Ted's wardrobe such as apparently the tee shirt that says, "I beat the Monsterwich in less than an hour at Double Diamond's Pizzeria." Another one was lottery's official Pick 3 Master." Narrow looked at him and said, "Do you really think that you had to prove your love to Arty by eating a five pound corn beef switch in an hour?" Ted smiled and said, "That was the first thing I ever did right in my life was eat that thing when she was still human." It will be the thing that I will pass down when I go to that big telegraph pole pile in the sky." Narrow looked at him and said, "Should you at the very least raise your standards a few more degrees." Nina lathed to him as they were now on the train and lathing at the two of them the super heroes in joggers pants and the tee shirts.

Nina said, "Well that is basically the best thing in your life you managed to turn my nuts sister into your girlfriend who you then turned into her a 120 foot tall Cuno Girl while you were at it. When she became the Cuno Girl she did 18 million dollars in damage to the oldest movie theater in town along with eating most of everything and well trashing a lot of things. You feeling guilty moved with her away from society to a remote Orange Island. Now you somehow manage to fly yourself over here to this place which somehow you want to help your strange friend to live in his little world wannabe super heroes go after an evil dude in a plastic smiley face mask. Then after you crash around with him you mange to somehow turn me into a antro Ninetails then when you get to one of the most largest and richest cities in the world to meet the royalty of Shamouti Island for a gift for your boating buddy's Waco family. You too go crashing around in of all places the London Sewers to finish out the remains of the day now what else do you have planned?" Ted said, "I got to go to the bathroom and then I think I will tell you?' Nina lathed and said, "Well maybe it's your randomness and craziness is what Arty likes about you?"The train quickly moved along the railway tracks north away from the city. Ted said, "Look Nina I got great photos of our run in with Mr. Smile in the Sewers." Nina lathed and said, "Well at least you had a good time that is what counts."

Meanwhile Mr. Smile lathed and was in his lab saying, "Finely I got a hold of the Shamouti Gems. That was too easy it looks like my old rival Narrow seems to have packed on a little wait from the last time I saw him. Besides that younger dude who appears to be the moron's friend seems to not have a Blue's Clue that Narrow is good for nothing. Well enough with worrying about them two now to get another step in my idea to move ahead." He turned on the screen and it showed the outline of a fish like creature which was of a monster on the Moon Europa. The Brim said, "Have you managed to get hold of the five Shamouti Gems?" Mr. Smile said, "Why yes it was not too hard but yes."The Voice said, "Good we will begin part two of our attack. Shadow Lugia will leave tonight and begin his attacks on the Middle East Oil Fields by the end of the week. The Drylanders seem to be quite easy to deal with once the world is flooded we will put you in charge of all of them Mr. Smile. Mr. Smile said, "Once I take over the Drylanders no one will be allowed to live unless I say they can once I take over the human population. The Brim Council Member said, "Why yes we always keep our word on Europa for our allies."The strange looking fish like creatures that looked nothing at all human swim away from the controls of the radio and went over to a massive ice block and looked at it inside of it was a giant 20 tall frozen shadow Lugia. Brim Three said, "Perfect Shadow Lugia is a 100 times more powerful and bigger than the weak original. We have made every calculation right from Lugia's DNA. Shadow Lugia will be unstoppable even if the Cuno Girl and the Antro Ninetails stop fighting one another and attack him. First we will send him to disable the Middle Eastern Oil fields by having him destroy Saudi Arabia and the wealthy Middle Eastern City Dubai. Once he is done with that mission we will send him to destroy all human military forces in his way. After that I will send him per sonly to help my ally Mr. Smile lay ruin to the Cities of Manchester and London to help destroy the ones that are always trying to hunt him down. While that is happening we will have our friend Mr. Smile builds the great water portal from the Water Universe into our Universe.

The train slowly pulled into the train station that was near the Huddersfield Narrow Canal and the English town he had been crashing around this last week at. He was asleep and Nina patted him on the back and said, "Hey You we are back home!" He said in his sleep I don't want to ride the blue donkey but the l but the green one." She looked at him with a funny look on her face. Narrow said, "I don't think you being an antro Ninetails is not that strange compared to him." Ted woke up and jumped up and as the train was about to unload he said, "Who is Ted I'm Lotto master I must go to protect the world of the lotto ticket and improve people's odds at life, freedom and smash." Narrow said, "Your here Lotto master to protect our rights of life freedom and the right to have Junketed cars in the fronts of our yards and all that other rubbish about freedom and stuff?" Nina looked at Narrow and said, "Strangely he apparently when he sleep walks he becomes this super heroes Lotto master who sleep walks though town during the night buying Lotto tickets? Narrow grabbed Ted and soaked him and said, "Wake up man your sleepwalking again!" He broke free said, "I must go back to the talking fox girl's apartment and get my cape and go stop Mr. Smile from destroying this town whose name I can barely pronounce let alone spell sense it is the right thing to do." He ran off the train down the street. The Train Conductor looked at him and said, "Where is that idiotic Bloke off to now?" Nine smiled at him and said, "Why he is simply sleeping and thinks he is the super hero Lotto master of course." He then looked at her and said, "And you no furry role playing aboard our trains I've had enough with the weirdoes today like that weirdo in the trench coat and yellow smiley face mask on. Nina looked at Narrow and said, "We have to find Ted before he gets hurt." Narrow said, "Well more a less this town getting hurt with his reckless behavior as Lotto master. Suddenly he appeared on the roof of the train station's roof and said," My gut lotto feeling is telling me that Mr. Smile planted a bomb aboard this express passenger train to try to start mayhem. Suddenly he jumped down on to the roof of the train and went down a vent in the roof. Narrow said, "Get off that train you idiot if you don't want to go Manchester or Paris you now nor do you want to go there anyway Lotto Master and Nina and her mother have dinner planned for you so you can't go off their now?"Suddenly he came out of the passenger car with a large suitcase and he said, "Now to get rid of this time bomb!" Nina said, "I somehow think that might be a bomb somehow or someone's pink panties let's play along." Suddenly he ran pasted them with it and down the railway tracks. He then threw the thing as far as he could into of all places a giant 17 foot pile of sheep droppings. The farmer walks pasted it and said, "Well I told the town I would get this thing moved out of the village limits and I finally did." Suddenly Lotto master threw into it and ran off saying everyone hit the decks!"

Narrow said, "Ted that is not a bomb for one thing!" Suddenly a load blast loaded with crap ripped apart the place. The Farmer now covered in Sheep mud said that's the six times this week something crappy has happened to me." Everyone stood at the train station in shock in what had happened. Nina said, "The local news is going to have a field day with this wacko wannabe super hero." Nina said, "Who do you mean first the BBC or CNN." Narrow said, " I really don't know who ever gets it first I know for one thing Mr. Smile is going to be peed off for one thing that he didn't get to kill 200 people and us at the same time." He walked over and fell to the ground. Nina bent over and tapped on him to wake him up he raised his head up and said, "Nina what happened and what is that smell? I had the strangest dream that I was winning a poker game ageist Obama and some other dues." Nina said, "You have no memory whatsoever you just saved like 200 lives from one of Mr. Smile's bombs! Mr. Narrow said, "Now how was the poker game going?"He looked at her and said, "That can't happen that would mean doing something right and I can never do anything right in front of anyone." Narrow looked at him and said, "Well you did something noble today at least or at least your alternate personally did." Nina felt her belly growl and put her hand or should I say paw on it and said, "Hum it's late why don't we go back to Arty's place and get something to eat?" Narrow said, "You two go ahead I got work to do Dr. Gort will be in later today. I will work day and night with his know how on how to get you and possibly Arty to be normal human sisters again." Nina thought to herself hum why now why would I want to be human again? Being half a nine tailed fox Pokémon is pretty fun." Narrow said, "Nina I know you think being half a Ninetails is fun but based off of what happened to your sister Arty becoming a towering 12 story Cuno Girl I'm afraid that might happen to you. Think what will happen if were in invaded by a 12 story tall antro Ninetails? The farmers around here all ready go bananas when the normal foxes come to eat their chicken's eggs and raid their hen houses there is no telling what a Ninetails as big as the Cuno girl could do." Nina lathed well not all of would be losers in something like that?" Narrow said, "Well I hope it doesn't happen because if you become a danger to this town as one of Mr. Smile's pet projects we will have to attack you to drive you away." Nina said, "Loll you people is as silly as Ted the Lotto master."

Nina and Ted started to walk home and Nina kind of had the same odd attraction to Ted like Arty did when he and Arty first met one another. She said to herself I guess it runs in my family to be attracted to an idiot such as him sense I'm all clean, well planed and keep things well controlled while he lives in randomness and chaos." He walks over to her and says, "Nina I saw that you were hungry from the train ride and I went to get lotto tickets but I saved some money to get you something that was none lotto." She said, "What do you mean Ted by none lotto?" He handed her a dozen hard boiled eggs and said, "I put two plus three into five and realized that you were a fox who was hunger and based of the the classic cartoons show that Foxes love eggs?" Nina said, "Well ok then." She picked the tray of a dozen hard boiled eggs out of his hand and started to eat them one by one." She said, "Well there not to bad I wish I had some salt and pepper for them." He handed her some small salt and pepper packets which she used and by the time they got home she had eaten the whole thing and said, "Well I'm not feeling to bad right now but maybe a little strange." They got back to her apartment and after walking up seven flights of stairs and once they got inside sat in front of the TV. Nina turned it on and it was showing the news. The news woman said, "We are reporting live were a well known terrorist only known as Mr. Smile tried to kill 200 people this afternoon but was stopped by a strange man in a super hero suit calling himself Lotto master. We have no idea where he came form but that he took the bomb off the train about three minutes before it was about to go off to kill everyone. The town and the railway are very grateful for this kind hearted super hero Lotto master." Right now from the police and royal air force is on the lookout for this terrorist Mr. Smile dead or alive." Ted said, "Nina for the last time he is not a terrorist just some Waco who wants attention by blowing up stuff. I will bet you fifty bucks in play money that sense hearing this now that he has everyone in Europe and the US watching him on his next move he will go out and blow up some more things by next week." Nina said, "Well maybe your right but now we have Lotto master on our side." Ted said, "Who is Lotto master? She said, "Odd you have no memory of all the stunts you did today as Lotto master?" He said, "Well in the sense of Lotto master I did win 500 pounds off of that goofy game. I still think you people need to get a pick 3. I mean why else do you think that lottery glove guy has something to smile about knowing that there is no pick three to get him creamed by us professional lottery players." She said, "The smiling Lottery glove dude is not a real person for one thing he's only a mascot you know like the Groundhog for the Pennsylvania lottery or Mr. Windy the Wind Turbine is for wind farms." He said, "Ya but he shows up every night in Pennsylvania on the late shows. Also what would Mr. Windy the Wind Turbine would say if you said that about him?" She said, "I'm not going to ask."