The Cuno Girl vs. Nina the Ninetails

Suddenly a large bird like girl flew out of the sky towards them and landed right next to them. The large human like Articuno girl like bird landed in front of the Narrow Boat and said, "Nina how could you try to take Ted away from me." Ted looked up at Arty from the Narrow Boat and said, "Hello Arty my sweet Cuno Girl!" Arty smiled and said, "Hello Ted I haven't seen you in a few weeks with you going out like this." Narrow said, "Arty your big sister Nina got turned into an anthro Ninetails by Mr. Smile and now she's destroying everything in town you have to stop her." Arty looked at Nina and said, "Nina why are you doing this?" Nina looked at her and said, "Well because I can now that I'm taller and bigger then everyone and I also want Ted for myself little sister!"Arty was starting to get mad and said, "You mean you want Ted as much as I do? Well then that is it Nina no more of taking your fighting with me though out my whole when I was first born." Maybe the reason why I got into that stupid flight to go run into Ted was to get away from you first of all. Also when I first became a Cuno Girl and was normal sized I at first wanted to stay that way so that I could come back here and not be bullied around by you freak Nine tailed Fox!" Nina said, "Well Arty not anymore now I'm like you and I will take Ted from you or should I say Lotto master who has fallen in love with me!" Arty said, "Ted whose Lotto master?" Ted said, "I don't know some dude who's been showing up in the local news papers and BBC lately I don't know who he is but that he likes lottery tickets." Arty said, "Hum don't worry about that Ted I think I remember you doing that back at home and it means not between us in that it's not really yourself acting like Lotto master."Suddenly Nina opened her mouth and shout out a flame thrower Ninetails attack hitting Arty knocking her down into some row houses." Arty got up and jumped into the air and fired an ice beam attack that froze several city blocks. The war of the Anthros was about to turn the English country side into a stamping ground among them. Nina didn't care much that she was smashing apart her home town and even said to Arty, "I really don't care for this dump too much and so why should I care if I destroy it then?" Arty meanwhile was trying to control her older sister but was also panicking stuff under her. The Narrow Boaters meanwhile opened fire on Nina knocking her down with rocket and machine gun attacks to try and get her to stop. Suddenly the two giant 12 story tall girls left Huddersfield and were now heading for some of the major cities in the area to finish their war of the big sisters Mr. Smile meanwhile was watching all this and was lathing his smiley face mask

Mr. Smile watched as the two of them grabbed one another and smashed into some row houses crushing them all and hordes of people began running all over the place like Lemmings. He said, "Ha this is the life watching two chicks destroy one another and the people they love what a good day this is." Nina slammed into Arty and they both went crashing into a railway bridge knocking it down. Narrow said, "You know I never knew they both hated one another like this?" Ted said, "Well Arty was always smaller then her sister by about eight inches when Nina grew three inches she would only grow an inches. When Arty was 15 years old she was only five foot three while Nina was well six feet tall. Oddly when she became the Cuno Girl and at the restaurant I remember her saying to me when she grew up from five foot three to six foot five she said to me Ah now that I'm a Cuno Girl and six foot five I bet my big sister Nina won't mess around with me anymore. Not to mention she said this and then she kissed me but then after that well it got out of control when it became too much of a good thing. "Meanwhile Nina picked Arty up and then they both went crashing into an apartment building and Arty pan caked it under her. She then jumped up and hit Nina with an ice attack and she went crashing down into some row houses crushing them under her. She stood up and ripped up a pub and threw it at Arty slamming into Arty but the small doll house bar ripped to pieces when it hit her.

Meanwhile Mr. Smile ordered Shadow Lugia to go attack Edinburg in Scotland which it was more than glad to go do. Back at the flight of the Pokémon girls it looked like they both were doing more damage to the place then to themselves. Suddenly Ned who was also Ted's father the old 66 maser driver came driving up in his 1966 Maser Cannon and looked at Nina and Arty fighting one another and knocking down buildings left and right." Ned jumped out and walked over to Narrow and said, "What is going on Narrow I thought he and you came over here to tell Arty' mum what happened not destroy the place." Narrow said nervously, "Well you see here it turns out that well that Mr. Smile turned Arty sister Nina into a humanoid Ninetails and now she too wants Ted as her mate. But as you know Arty is taking this not so well you see." Ned looked at this and said in a red neck like voice, "They both can have him I don't see what all this dang fighting is about!" Narrow said, "What do you mean they can both have him?" Ted looked at the two giant girls smashing into one another and picking up things and smashing things left and right and said, "Well if it's for the peace then I will have to do it then."Ned said, "Well our family has a clause that if two sisters from the same family flight like this over one of our family members they can both have them." Narrow said, "Were did your family get something like that from?" Ned said, "Well back in 1842 on the James River and Kanawha Canal my great, great, great uncle ran into this very same thing. Not to mention it also happened again in 1875 when my great, great grandpa had this happen to him again when he had moved out west to Nevada to go digging for silver and gold this very same thing happened. So it usually skips three generations of our family and happens on the fourth so I guess it was going to happen sooner or later but not like this with these modern teleport and stuff." Narrow said, "And I thought my father had a drinking problem your family mused be real messed up." Ned said, not really most of them ended up very happy in the end. It was either that or has the two sisters who in both cases had pistols and shotguns hurt one another or our family so it's ok in this case if they are both 12 story plus tall giant humanoid monsters smashing apart the county side."

Ned opened fire on with the 66 Maser Cannon's lighting ray Nina and Arty and the two warring anthros finally stopped and Ned said on a load speaker, "You both can have him even marry him if you want it's ok by me if it gets you two to stop destroying the place." Nina got a big ear to ear foxy smile on her face and said, "Hum we can both have him then?" Arty smiled and picked Ted in her hands and said, "Fine Nina but only if you understand how to take care of him like I do." Ted said, "What you're selling me out land trading me around like I'm some type of glass insulator!" Ned said, "Son if it get these two under control then I will offer you two the two giant anthros if they want you. Arty held Ted in her massive blue feathery Cuno girl hands and fingers which were at least 15 feet long and then handed him to Nina like a small Pokémon figure. Nina smiled and rubbed him into her furry face and foxy noise and rubbed him in her ears and then handed him back to Arty who rubbed him though her crests feathers like some type of small doll and lathed and said, "I'm glad that's over." She hear her big Cuno belly growl for food and said, "LOL now does anyone have something to eat right now all this battling has made me very hungry?" Nina looked at her and said, "If you find anything to eat I want it first you know like when we where normalized human girls at the apartment you know." Arty then looked down and jokingly said, "LOL that looks so yummy a bakery!" She smiled the cakes and then bent down and ripped the roof off and sat down on her knees and reached in and started picking little bits of food into her large beak. Nina went up to her and knocked her down and she knocked over a ten story row of flats over and reached over and said, "I'm so hungry right now!" Arty then pushed Nina over and Nina fell over and destroyed a city block and several dozen cars and got up and stopped and said, "I guess with you being the taller one then I guess I can't behave like I did back at the apartment then?" Arty said, "Of course not stop behaving like such an animal Nina!"

Nina then looked down at the dozens of normal sized people running around away from her and Arty feet and ankles and her mouth watered and she had a few of them in her hand said, "Hum maybe a few of these would feel very good in my tummy right about now?" Arty then slapped Nina across the face as she was about to eat someone in her hand and said, "LOL you know you are half human like I'm and that would be cannibalism you know?" Nina put them down and said, "Fine Arty your right for once?" Arty then looked around and looked over into a neighboring street over the tops of the houses and said, "Hum yummy I love ice cream." The driver of the ice cream truck screamed and said, "Ah it's the Cuno Girl and ran out for cover as Arty bent down and picked up the truck and devoured it as it turned to ice as she put it in her beak and chewed it up. Ted looked at her and said, "Arty what do I do to find something to feed you my sweet Cuno Girl?" Arty looked at him and said, "I don't know LOL I don't think they make happy meals for Cuno Girls or do they?" He said, "Even when you grew to 70 and 120 feet tall Arty you never at once became a bully even though you could of if you wanted to. I mean you know you where stepped around on your whole life and then well when this happened and you could do the stepping around on people you didn't and didn't want too." She then said, "I really would not want to become the very thing I hate. Now as for food unlike knockout smash up the place Nina I can wait a little while for some food then."Shellie the Narrow boat then said on a load speaker to them all we got big bad news a new creature calling itself Shadow Lugia has shown up on the coast of Scotland and is now destroying Edinburg and is now heading inland and south towards the major population centers and will lay ruin to them all if you two Arty and Nina don't stop them." Arty put Ted down and her and Nina lathed and said, "Now stay out of trouble we will both be back now later. He looked up at the anthros walking away out of sight. Narrow said, "You know that was one of the weirdest events in my life so far I mean with the two anthro sisters sharing Ted like some type of pumpkin pie in all?" Ned said, "Well Nina knows now that Arty would keep fighting her over Ted and she also knows that she could never win against an ice type anthro Cuno Girl. Arty also knows that Nina is a fire type now and that she could never win ageist him. Not to mention Nina has no care in other men only Ted and well Arty and Ted meanwhile have known one another for over three years a year of that as a Cuno girl and the first year of that as a human girl. "Narrow said, "Well in this screwed up side down society I guess that's ok then."

Ned looked at him and said, "You're Darn right this world is messed up with weirdo things like this happening an 80 foot tall Ninetails and a 120 foot tail Cuno girl both want him and now they have him and this is what thing are like in the year 2011 I really wish it was the 1930's again to tell you the truth." Meanwhile Shadow Lugia was right in the middle of surfacing off the coast of the town of Black pool England and the King Gidorah sized monster was now heading for the coast. Mr. Smile said, "They are pleased I to will join in the battle in the conquest of the Dry lands and begun to help Shadow Lugia destroy the coastal towns in to submission." Quickly he pulled out a giant classic dark spike that one of the strange unknown Brim had given him and he used it to change himself into a massive 18 story tall robot made complete out of water that was in the shape of a huge ape like creature only made out of clear regular sea water. The fun thing he liked about this strange gift from his Brim friends was that most military weapons would go right though it or break up on impact. Meanwhile the people on the shores of the Beach's of Black pool were running for their lives as Shadow Lugia was bushy setting fire to all the coastal buildings and knocking down everything in his path. Suddenly Mr. Smile's water robot called bluely jumped in by Shadow Lugia' side and began to fire a type of weapon that was a bomb of pressurized steam that would blow up on contact with things. Mr. Narrow said, "The Narrow Boaters can't really get to the place in time so the royal air force is going to try to destroy both monsters." Suddenly jets and unmanned aircraft were now dropping bombs on them and along with that every kind of rocket in made in the European Union at the two. Mr. Smile quickly started firing steam bombs into the air at the attacking jets steam cooking them like they had been in a rice cooker. Shadow Lugia aero blast attacks simply blew up the jets fuel tanks along with several blocks of Black pool every time the thing attacked. He then went crashing though the piles of smashed up military craft and started destroying the coastal city buy ripping up the ocean front. Shadow Lugia started to fly over head and began to fire his dark aero blast attack setting everything on fire.

Mr. Smile turned on a radio and it was from the Brim Council on Jupiter's Moon Europa the voice said, "Now that you are pleased with laying ruin to this dry rock we request that you begun to open up the portal that will allow our flood to be unleashed apron the Earth." He said, "Ah yes I will open the gateway about ten miles out to sea from London so that they will be the first ones to drown." The voice said, "That will be good we should expect the Earth to be complete underwater in five years at the portal's current rate when it opens up." He said, "I'm going to go burn out a path of destruction though the Midlands towards London but I think I'm going to make a quick stop to cut the Leeds and Liverpool Canal in two to get back at those narrow boaters."The Voice said, "The Council by order of the council you shall not be allowed to physically destroy any of England's canals in that they will be used in the invasion following the destruction of the cities and that several of the great stone aqueducts will become new fish tank decorations in our new world. We find the idea of humans building something to carry a river of liquid water of over another river of liquid water very backwards indeed and would like to study this once the Swine are driven to enslavement and run" He said, "Fine." and then made his water robot turn back into water and flowed in to the ocean. Shadow Lugia stopped destroying the city of Black pool and then jumped into the air and started flying towards Huddersfield Narrow Canal. Huddersfield to battle Nina and Arty the two freaky giant Pokémon girls. The Brim leadership couldn't understand how Dr. Gort used his new teleportation tech to turn regular humans into such colossal freaks by combining them with strange creatures from an alternate world known as the Pokémon World that was only known by the humans for less than five years? Shadow Lugia was now flying high over head towards Nina and Arty but Ted and Mr. Narrow were working to keep track of the giant 20 story tall freaked out version of Lugia that had been made to do one thing destroy to the earth.

Meanwhile Nina and Arty were coming to flight Shadow Lugia and Mr. Smile's pet water robot Bluely and unfortunately for Ted well at the same time he was in Nina's massive hand with her foot long black claws around her. Nina had grown really attracted to him these last week and now understood why Arty loved him so much. He really wasn't jumping for joy about this and still loved Arty far more but he kind of wasn't in the mood to get an 80 foot tall humanoid Ninetails mad about him wanting to run away from her. As for Nina well she was planning to help her sister Arty stop Mr. Smile and his drinking buddies the Brim but even though this may sound like the classic idea of saving the world Nina kind of wanted to use her new source of power to well take control of things still. Ted said, "Nina you know you don't have to walk though city centers and step on people's cars they know you're here already and will gladly get out of your way and do what you say." Nina lathed and said, "Mu mm Shorty well after I kick them stupid Brim out I'm going to do what Gulliver should have done to Lilliput and take over this place. After all if we do win you little people will get back to bickering." She then put him into one of her giant tan furry fox ears and got back to walking. Shadow Lugia was about 20 miles nearby and they were getting close and it looked like the two sisters were going to do battle with Shadow Lugia when something oddly enough started happening to Nina. She was walking along when suddenly Ted herd a growling sound from her belly and she started to grow even bigger from 80 feet to 90 feet and then on to 95 feet tall. She said, "Where is a double stack burger when you need one? She said to Ted, "OK papa Smurf do you have any ideas were I can get some more food at before I have to eat someone? He said, "I don't know Nina do you want me to order you some carry out Chinese food? Nina said, "Very funny Shorty!" Things got stranger as she started to grow pasted 112 feet tall and finally stopped growing expect her hunger grew as well. Ted thought wait Mr. Smile somehow knew about the Cuno Girl incident that happen year ago and somehow made the perfect things come together again to cause this to happen again only with her older sister but why?" Suddenly Nina heard the sound of mooing and was walking up towards a farm and he said, "O fish sticks were in deep ice tea right now!"

Nina herd it and smiled it and said, "Yummy mini buggers." She then ran over to a herd of about 80 cows in a field and started eating them one by one." Ted yelled to Nina and said, "I think Mr. Smile picked you out in that he is using you in his plan to help him destroy this place! Nina still chewing on some food then sat down on a farm house like in the classic Mickey mouse cartoon and said, "So what Shorty it's all your fault for this happening you see if you hadn't of been the bumbling idiot that you are you would have never turned Arty into a Cuno Girl or helped turn me into a Ninetails by you shorting out the whole UK power grid and having me fall into that phone both that was really a teleported hidden away silly."He yelled that was Mr. Smile you furry flea bag he's using you to smash apart your home town you furry idiot!" I only turned Arty into a Cuno Girl in that it was the only thing I knew how to do to make sure some stereotypical happening dude comes and takes her away by offering her more. US recluses in society are always getting the shaft and short changed on so many levels by you stereotypes!" She lathed and said, "Ha Ha Shorty I knew you had something major planned this proves I was right Suddenly Arty landed next to her and said, "Nina how you dare steal all these cows and eat them down! Didn't you remember what Narrow told you early?" Nina said, "Ha Arty Ted finally spilled the beans that he did plan to turn you into a Cuno Girl from the minute you stepped off the plane and from the day he saw you washing those narrow boats at Mr. Narrow's canal boat rental business."Arty looked down at Ted said, "LOL I'm not mad at you I really find it funny and stupid at the same time off the many things that anyone I know, who loves or dislike of the things they've could have done to me that has got to be the funniest of them all. You had a bird brained idea to turn me into a Cuno Girl all along but why? I mean LOL of all the things out there violent and good you devoted plans for me to turn me into a towering circus tent bikini glad Cuno Girl?" He looked at her and nervously said, "Well I kind of have a fear of other humans you see in how they act and behave but you oddly didn't act that way so there was a bit of a big paradox there how can you be so nice and well lovely if you are well a human? All the humans I have tried to know up till now have been greedy filthy little Swine as far as I care or have learned. And well I saw that you liked birds and where enchanted them and so well I figured I could turn you into one that bird to make your true personify that of an Articuno. "

She said, "You know I would have not done that you even if I was a still a normal human girl you know? I guess that would explain why you all of a suddenly said you won cruise tickets for the presidential sweet on the Queen Mary 2 so suddenly after knowing me for a few months. But it would have still freaked me out a little with seeing that mansion thing you built in the middle of hillbilly land. I guess there was something about Articuno girls that appealed to you or your resent something about human beings in general? Nina looked down at him and said, "What is this philosophy night Arty? You mean that little hillbilly Smurf is filthy Rich is that the reason why you hang around him? Arty got mad and said, "No Nina I like him in that he is the opposite of you and some of the idiot whack jobs I have run into in my life! He said, "It all has to do with what happened a few years earlier before I ran into all this and before I even knew what all this was. Up in till then this was some place like the farm over the next mountain I simply didn't care what it had a flash back ever sense he had learned to use his odd intelligent skills the same odd thing that helped make him turn into Lotto Master sometimes. He had become something more than a back woods back road hillbilly living on an old run down farm in the mountains. He oddly understood the stock market along with land values, power production along with other odd ideas about money which he never personally understood but that his lotto sense helped guide him though to help him become gain wealth. What happened was that as he became rich he never really felt the need to leave his strange little world Ned's farm. At the same time the people around him resented him and would never expect him and tried to beat the living crap out of him for no reason. The so called upper class looked down upon him as a freak and a retarded monkey that learned how to glue some paper letters together and understand how advanced money systems and flow work out and they too did everything in their power to keep him down viewing him as a danger to them and their way of life.

He then said, "Now what exactly do I do in a thing such as this well I don't go anywhere to tell you truth as the safest place for a recluse is in his own world. That is why I started building that fancy complex of green houses, indoor gardens, and bomb shelters and turned the old run down farm house into a giant stone mansion back at home. There I could be safe from the rest of you people and your issues and your society with all its complex rules meant to throw me away or use me as it's beast of burden. How I escaped this was that I got into cursing when I bought out half the shares of the cruise ship company that owns the Queen Mary 2 and now that I owned this thing I originally bought it for the cheesecake and the pizza and 24 hour ice cream on board which by the way was a tasty investment. Not to mention they have me any room I wanted on the ship and could travel anywhere I wanted to in the world and in the Pokémon World.I then started traveling from county to county and land to land aboard this ship looking for places to invest in and to separate myself from the slobs that had ruined my life and tired to make sense of all of it the knowledge the money making and the power of it all. I then one day took the ship into Southampton and then went inland to mindlessly walk around for a few weeks when I ran into Mr. Narrow and his sleepy little backwards village. I ran into Arty who was someone who took care of cleaning and washing the boats when they came back in during the week Nina said, "That chubby village idiot was your role model? Arty slapped Nina on the noise and said, "Would you listen for once about Mr. Narrow he is not crazy nor the village idiot only well maybe he is a little chubby." Ted said, No he was the first one to not either resent me or try to push me down." Nina lathed and said to him about this flash back, "Are you aware that he had you and about 20 other morons digging out some 100 year old abandoned smelly ditch a week after knowing him? Arty said, "Ah those were the good times when he would go clawing into a Victorian brick lined pipe storm drain to go unplug it and I would grab him by the feet and pull him out with him seaming that who knows what was trying to bite him in the face."

Nina said, "Arty you mean you and that deranged rich little Smurf over there were manipulated by Mr. Narrow to get you both and about 30 other clowns to re dig a muddy dig though someone's farm and you liked it?" Arty said, "Why yes it was very funny besides you know how ditch's full of water clunky old boats moving up and down though dark damp places is worthwhile to him. She then said, "There is more to this story Nina after all it takes two tango and well I have a side to this too. Well at the time I had a boyfriend who would drink fight and bully me around and well it turns out one night when he found out about all of this at the canal he proceeded to kidnap me and then throw me into the bottom of a rock pit. I would have drowned had I not been saved by this odd Lotto master hero. I was very scared at the moment and Ted offered me to get away from my ex boyfriend and my family for a few months about that cruise ship.""Arty bent down and picked him up in her Articuno Cuno girl like hand and said, "There's one thing I've been meaning to ask you silly if you planned to turn me into a Cuno girl why didn't you leave me alone as say under a six foot tall Cuno Girl vs. say making me into a 125 foot tall Cuno Girl? It would have been a lot easier say if I wanted a snack say maybe apple or a taco vs. say having to eat 20 to 40 cows or ripping the roofs off of Grocery stores every time I get a little hunger loll also not to mention clothes shopping is a little hard when you're a size plus 356? He kept quite when she asked him this one and had a funny look on his face. She smiled and said, "I take that as a yes but why? He said, "Ah tell you the truth Arty Ah. She said, "Come on why?