a/n i have decided this is going to be my side story for writers block i am dedicating this chapter to lamia vampress and for their great ideas
everyone was sitting and watching Thea decide what to do to david. "I've got it, David, you have to invite your ex girlfriend Tanya over and givee her a big kiss on the cheek for five seconds," Thea smiled
Davids face paled, and Gillian's turned an angry red, "THEA, THAT IS THE STUPIDEST DARE EVER!" Gillian screamed.
"I guess i have to do it, i love you best though Gillian, after this turn," David whispered. Gillian left the room and david went on, louder this time. "Delos, truth or dare"
"I will go with dare, kings are not chickens"
"Apparently kings are idiots though," Ash whispered to Morgead.
"I agree," Morgead laughed, Ash joining in soon after.
"Ok, i dare you to prank call Hunter redfern."
"That sounds like fun, don't you have to go call Tanya?" Delos asked sarcasticaly
"I geuss when im done you have to call Hunter"
"Fine, lupe truth or dare?" Delos asked
"Dare, im a werewolf not a chicken" lupe smiled
"Ok i dare you to howl at the moon in the middle of the strip,human, everynight for a month"
"WHAT! ok i'll do it, how much longer till the moon comes out?"
"Three minutes, you better get going" Mary-Lynette suplied.
lupe left, and David came back in. "Tanya will be here in five minutes, you're up kingy."
Delos got up and grabbed the phone off the table punching in Hunter's number.
"everybody be quiet it's on speaker,"
(hunter
delos)
Hunter Redfern reporting for duty
howdy there cowboy *Hi pitched girly voice* welcome to sherrifs show burger, we have a show and food.
i didn't call you, you called me
*low manly voice* i know i did honey buns, now are you going to make our date at the strip club or what?
no i am not i am not gay i am a vampire i will kill you
oh geoffry thats just great i love you too
I WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL AND FEED IT TO THE PIGEONS
*stupid cowboy voice* so... yuk yuk wanna go eat some peanut butter... yuk yuk i got some in my undearwear drawer... yukitty yuk yuk
WHAT! eeew no
*seductive girl voice* meet me at the mgm grand twelve o clock
sure how will i know its you?
bobby jr come back here with that cake right now
i will know you by bobby jr with cake? wait what are you still there?
I AM COMING TO EAT YOUR SOUL!
Delos hangs up
his phone rings again
it is hunter
he answers it,
DELOS IS THIS YOU
no madame this is the CITY MORG!
delos hangs up again
he recieves no more calls
The door bell rang, and Tanya walked in. Gillian sent david a pleading look, and david returned it with a look saying i'm sorry. David walked up to Tanya and gave her a big kiss on her cheek holding his lips there for five seconds.
"Oh, David i didn't know you still thought of me this way," tanya whispered
meanwhile the game was still going on
"Theirry truth or dare?" Delos asked
"Dare"
"I dare you to go beat up Tanya and in a shrill girly voice scream at the top of your lungs 'get away this is my man!'"
"Sounds like fun, there hasn't been any good fights lately."
Theirry walked up to Tanya.
"Hello, who are you?"
Theirry started punching and kicking Tanya laughing like a madman, nobody did anything to stop it.
"GET AWAY! THIS IS MY MAN! AAAAAAAALL MINE!" He screamed
Tanya ran out of the room yelling "HELP, HELP, THIS IS A CRAZY HOUSE!"
the door slammed shut behind her and she was gone. when the door closed everyone burst out laughing except for Gillian who stood glaring at David.
"You get the couch tonight, David."
a/n taaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaa another chapter of truth or dare press that cute little reveiw button and leave a message at the beep *beep*