HEY GUYS! it seems that I haven't written in forever...school is a scary place. But don't worry, the parody is nearing it's close with this chapter!

"I saw it in a vision!" Alice gasped as the whole family leapt to her side.

"What is this, That's So Raven? Please!" Bella snorted.

Before she could utter another word, three beautiful-looking people started power-walking out of the forest, leaves dancing around them.

One had a long blonde ponytail and very little abs that he was rubbing proudly.

The man in the middle has thick, black dreadlocks and dark skin.

The third, a woman, had long flowing red hair and a mink drape over her shoulder. She was holding a stopwatch on her right hand.

They all stopped in unison, staring the Cullens down.

"What was my time?" asked the blonde.

"Ten minutes for one mile at a power walk." The redhead said.

"DANG IT!" The blonde said, stomping.

"Oh, James. Your power walk is more like a power 'flaunt my hair and walk like a feminine model'." said the dreadlocks man, imitating him.

"It is not!" James said, crossing his arms and stomping.

"What do you want from us?" Esme snarled, leaping into protective poses.

"I'm Victoria, and this is Lauren." The girl said, gesturing.

"It's LAURANT, missy!" The dreadlocks man barked. "We're just here for a lovely little game of baseball." He smiled, showing pearly white fangs.

James reached his head up and inhaled. The sweet smell of blood filled his nostrils. He began to skip over to Edward, narrating his steps.

"Skip skip skippety!" He sang, flinging his hands upward gayly, as if he was in a cartoon.

"Snacky?" He asked, raising his eyebrows at Bella, who stammered and gasped.

"NO!" Edward gasped loudly, picking Bella up over his head and running into the distance.

He threw her into the trunk of his Jeep, buckling all the seat belts over her as she twisted and screamed a little.

"I'm fine!" She yelled.

Edward was taken aback.

"It TALKS!" He shrieked.

Before Bella could swat him, he danced around the car, giggling like he had just been asked out. Then, he jumped into the front seat and slammed on the gas pedal, screaming and whooping like a drunk hillbilly.

"I need to see my dad." Bella warned.

"No way, Baby! WHOHOO!" Edward whooped, wind messing up his hair.

Bella opened her mouth wider than Niagara Falls and let out a scream that shook buildings.

"Okay, okay." Edward breathed and stopped the car in front of Charlie's home.

"Please never do that again." He stammered.

Bella raced into the couch. The TV flickered with images of football players. "Dad, I'm running away." She said with a smile, stomping up the stairs.

"Kay." He burbled, drool rolling out of his dry lips. "No, wait a minute!" He jumped off the couch but ended up crashing to the floor.

Edward was already standing in Bella's room, holding some of her older clothes.

"Honey, you wore these? Gosh, that is sooo 2001!"

"Shut up!" She hissed, snatching them from him.

Edward then shrieked. "You still carry a My Little Giraffe suitcase?" He held it by the tip of the handle, as if it was plague-stricken.

"Bella, you okay? Please sleep on me…I mean, sleep on it! Sleep on the idea!" Charlie shouted as he banged on the door.

Edward's eyes widened in shock.

"Oh, he's just hungover." Bella said, flipping her hand to the doorway.

"I'm just fine, Dad. I just…uh….found my old doll that I used to perform plastic surgery on…"

"Poor Barbie and her boob reductions…" Charlie said, shaking his head.

"Come on!" Edward hissed, leaping out of her bedroom.

"Bella, don't go! I'm still lonely and single!" Charlie wept, falling to the floor and throwing a tantrum.

Bella looked around worriedly, then pointed out the window. "Look! A pretty star!" Then she ran down the stairs.

"Man, I hate it when she does that." Charlie growled as he stood up to brush himself off.

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