Yay! It's a new chapter! Finally. Sorry it took so long. Anyways~... There will be Dip, Candy, Gike, and some slight Style if you look close enough.
~Damien's POV~
"Damien, where's my shaving cream?" My father poked his head into my room. I stared at him with a slightly horrified expression.
"Why do you need shaving cream? You don't have a beard!" I stated. Satan looked up for a moment.
"Um, you know what? Never mind." He left my room. Why does he need shaving cream ? I shook my head slightly and started getting ready for school.
Pip picked up a pebble and chucked it at some dude across the street.
"Hey, watch it!" The man rubbed his head and continued to where ever he was going. My blonde boyfriend started giggling like an idiot.
"Nice throw," I said. Pip grinned at me. He grabbed my hand and started to swing it like a pendulum. We walked right through the crowds of teens, accidentally hitting a few. As we neared the doors, Pip swung our hands a little too high, hitting Kenny in the balls. I watched with sheer joy as the blonde player dropped to the ground, holding his crotch. Pip started apologizing and panicking. After a moment of staring, I laughed at Kenny. It wasn't the normal type of laughing. It was a mix of a mad man's laugh and a cackle. I feel to my knees and laughed harder, if that was possible. Cartman stalked over to us.
"The fuck is going on here?" He spotted Kenny on the ground. He glanced at his friend, me, Pip, and then back to me. "What did you do to him?" Cartman yelled.
"D-don't look a-at m-me. P-pip did it!" I managed to sputter out. The fat boy turned his glare to Pip.
"I didn't mean to hit him! I swear!" The Brit said while waving his arms around. I had stopped laughing for the moment.
"Eric! Don't hurt Pip!" Wendy Testaburger, his girlfriend, jogged over. "Get up Kenny." She held out her hand. Kenny took it a stood up slowly. He was still holding his manhood. A few snickers slipped out of my mouth. I noticed that Kyle's cousin was clinging to Wendy's shoulder. The ginger glanced at Kenny.
"Bella! Don't you walk away from me!" Said girl whipped around and flipped her cousin off. Kyle looked like an angry bear. He stomped over to her and pulled her to him. Bella's facial expression turned to one that made you think of a rabid wolf. She snarled at him and slapped him across the face, knocking the glasses he was wearing to the ground. Stan pick up the glasses and pocketed them.
"Leave me alone Kyle! You're not my mom!" The ginger girl shouted.
"I don't think I could be your mother! I'M NOT A GIRL!" The daywalker retorted. That earned him another slap to the face. I watched with interest. The Tucker boy stood behind Bella and flung his arms around her waist.
"Come on Bella. Let's get to class," He said, tugging on her.
Stan was trying to calm his super best friend. With a sigh, Wendy pulled her boyfriend and Kenny into the school. Stan and Kyle followed them. Craig stayed where he was standing, his arms still around Bella.
"Pip." I held my hand out and Pip gladly took it. We dragged ass down to our class and sat at our desks. My boyfriend opened his notebook and started doodling hearts with our names inside them. Bella and Craig never showed up to homeroom. Makes you wonder what they're doing right now. Mr. Garrison started talking about some crap I didn't give a rat's ass about.
~Craig's POV~
After the little fiasco, I dragged Bella behind the school. We were only a few yards away from the goth kids. They stared at us as we sat in front of the dumpster. The littlest goth, Georgie, took a drag from his cancer stick and blew the smoke out his nose. Wasn't he supposed to be at the Elementary school? There were only three of them at the moment. Dylan, the Red Goth, and Henrietta continued to stare. I guess Ethan (the Curly Goth) was out get the others more cigarettes. I flipped them the bird. Henrietta snorted and looked away. So did Dylan.
"What did you do to piss Kyle off?" Probably something Cartman would do. She mumbled something I couldn't hear. I poked her and raised an eyebrow.
"Kyle's... Jealous..." she said.
"Why?" Who or what was he jealous of?
"I can't tell you that Craig. It's personal..." she whispered.
"Please."
Bella sighed. "Ok. Well, for starters, I don't hang out with him like I do with you."
"What do you mean Daywalker?" The goth kids had moved closer to us, basically eavesdropping.
"He's jealous of you idiot!" She nudged me in the ribs. Hard. It took a moment before Bella's words actually made sense to me.
"Ummm... Kyle's jealous of me...?" I said, pointing to myself. Bella nodded. I gave her a puzzled look. The goths scooted even closer. Now they were about ten feet away.
~Georgie's POV~
This was hilarious. I know why Ike's brother is jealous. The Canadian told me himself. I bet you want know too. Well apparently, Bella said she thinks Craig is hot and Kyle, being the overprotective mother hen he is, got pissed and said Craig is a bad influence and shit. And Ike said his brother is, get this, incestuous. So, Kyle like-likes his cousin, Bella like-likes Craig, and Craig feels the same for Bella, even though he doesn't know it yet. It's a nice little love triangle. I wrote what I just told you onto a fresh piece of notebook paper and showed it to Dylan and Henrietta.
Dylan: 'Dude, that is retarded.'
Henrie: 'I always thought something was wrong with Kyle.'
Me: 'I know, but we can't tell anyone guys. Ike will kill me! :|'
Henrietta: 'Who cares what your butt-buddy does to you!'
Dylan: 'Ha ha. Butt fucker Georgie! :D'
Henrietta: 'Not helping Red.'
Me: 'Dylan!'
We moved closer to the noirette and ginger. We sat in silence for a good thirty minutes until I nearly exploded from boredom. Which means I started humming the first song that came into my head. Unfortunately that meant that the song was Elmo's world from Sesame Street. I started humming as loud as I could, getting quieter as I noticed everyone staring at me. Dylan and Henrietta looked horrified, Bella looked amused, and Craig was laughing his ass off.
After school, or in my case, after ditching school, I walked to the Broflovski's house. Ike and I were going to do our homework together. I knocked on their door and Mr. Broflovski opened it.
"Ike, Georgie's here!" he called to his younger son. "Come on in. Ike's upstairs in his room."
"Thanks," I mumbled as I walked upstairs. I passed Kyle in the hallway. He was holding a bloody tissue.
"What happened to you?" Kyle shrugged.
"Craig punched me and broke my nose," Kyle whispered. He look like he had been crying. I opened Ike's door and greeted him.
~Kyle's POV~
My nose hurt like fuck. Craig had almost killed me. I'm glad I have Cartman as a friend.
.: A few hours earlier :.
The only class Bella and Craig showed up for was Gym. They had managed to drag Dylan and Henrietta with them. Mr. Garrison told us to run laps around the track. Most of the girls were walking in a big cluster. I said most of the girls, because Wendy was with Cartman and the goth girl was with the Red goth and Bella was with Craig. I clenched my fists and stalked up to my cousin and Fucker. I stopped in front of them with my arms outstretched at my sides.
"What is it Kyle?" Bella growled.
"Stay away from my cousin Craig," I stated. Craig glared at me.
"No." I glowered at the noirette.
"Yes, you will." Bella stepped on my foot. I didn't move.
"Move Kyle!" Bella yelled. I breathed deeply. I can't believe I was going to do this. I grabbed my cousin's face and kissed her. I felt Bella tense up and she pushed me off. Her eyes were wide and she stepped back. Craig looked astonished. Before I even saw it coming, his fist slammed into my nose, making me stumble back. I heard it snap and I gently touched it. A sharp pain shot though my face. Craig was giving me a death glare, and I mean a death glare. He looked like Damion.
"What the hell is going on here?" Mr. Garrison had joined us.
"He is pissing me off." Craig pointed at me, the dark look got even darker. The noirette chewed on his lip and blood welled up from the wound. The enraged boy flung himself at me and tried to beat me up. In self defense, I threw a punch and busted Craig's lip open. Mr. Garrison pulled Craig off me.
"Bebe, Wendy! Go get the school nurse! Quickly!" The two girls ran as fast as they could.
"Kyle, sit down please." I sat down and tried not to cry. Stan jogged over and sat next me. He saw Craig and stared wide eyed at him.
"Holy shit dude." Stan looked away from his look alike. Mr. Garrison had taken off his green coat and was currently using it to mop up Craig's blood. Tucker push the coat away and snarled. I flipped him off and glared. I shouldn't have done that. Something snapped in that kid. I saw it in his eyes and I swear I heard it too. He gave me a creepy grin and lunged for me again. Cartman had come over to see what was happening and he grabbed Craig in a full nelson just in the nick of time.
"Why am I always saving your Jewish ass Kahl?" Craig struggled against the bigger male. The noirette put his arms up and dropped like a stone. Somehow, that got him out of Cartman's grip. He stood up and fatass punched him in the mouth. Craig's lip started bleeding again. He doubled over in pain and sunk to the ground.
"Hey, Craig...? Are you ok...?" Cartman asked. The nurse ran over to us. She knelt next to me and looked at my nose. She hummed as she fixed my nose. When the brunette finished, she turned to Craig, who was hiding his face from us.
"Hon, you're gonna have to show me your face," the nurse said. Craig didn't move. Bella pulled his face up.
"Oh dear. You're going to need stitches." Wendy handed the brunette a kit. The nurse opened it and pulled out a needle and some kind of thread. She threaded the needle and looked at Mr. Garrison. "Can you restrain him?"
Our teacher nodded and turned to Bebe. "Bebe, have everyone go inside. We don't need a crowd."
"Yes sir!"Bebe saluted and rounded everyone else up to go inside. Soon the track was empty, except for us.
"Mandy, do you need help with anything?" Wendy asked.
Mandy smiled at her. "No. Thanks for asking though."
Mr. Garrison and Cartman held Craig down, the fatass holding his head still and kneeling on the noirettes arms and our teacher sitting on his legs.
"Keep him still you two." Mandy stuck the needle in his lip and started stitching. Craig seemed to tolerate the pain until Mandy started stitching the inside part of his lip. He whimpered and arched his back off the ground. I hid my face in Stan's shoulder and try to ignore Craig's pained whimpers.
.: Present time :.
My parents were out, Ike and Georgie doing home work, and Bella at Craig's house. I went downstairs and to the kitchen to make dinner.
~Ike's POV~
I stared at the mess that Kyle is calling dinner. It was a plate full of burned rice. Even Blair and Rascal are staying out of the kitchen.
"You call this food ?" Georgie asked.
"It smells awful. Why can't you make it like Bella does?" I asked. I plugged my nose and crossed my eyes. Kyle face palmed. He muttered something and I heard "stupid canadian".
"Hey! I'm home!" We heard the door slam and Bella appeared in the doorway. "What smells?"
"That," Georgie said. He tucked his bangs behind his ear and pointed at Kyle's masterpiece. Bella stepped forward and inspected it. "That's nasty Kyle," she said as she looked up.
"Don't rub it in," Kyle grumbled. He crossed his arms and looked away.
"Hey, Ike? Do you have black hair dye by any chance?" I looked at the young goth.
"Why do you ask?" I smirked. "Your hair looks cool the way it is." Georgie's hair is naturally a light strawberry blonde. He had grown his hair out, causing the black dye to only cover the lower half of his shoulder length hair. It looked really, really cool.
Georgie blushed. "R-really?" he stuttered. I nodded and kissed his forehead. He turned bright red. We had just started dating a couple days ago and the goth is still kinda shy about kissing and stuff. Kyle snorted and Bella smacked him. My cousin threw the burned rice out and started to make another pot of rice. As the rice was cooking, Bella flipped over the couch and put something in the DVD player. She pressed play and sat down. Kyle flopped down next to her and Georgie and I sat on Bella's other side. I watched as a comical Grim Reaper popped up, said a few things and then started the intro music with a "Let's roll up our sleeves and get to work!" The episode was about a girl with pigtails who has a partner with white hair and red eyes. They met a purple haired girl who says she's just a cat with a ridiculous amount of magical power. And the white haired boy can turn into a scythe too. It was pretty good. We ate our rice as we watched the second episode. This time it was about a loud mouth boy with blue hair and his partner. His partner was a tall girl with black hair and purple eyes. Bella let us watch the third episode before Georgie left. This one was about a boy and his two female partners. The shorter of the two girls laughed a lot. We got ready for bed and shut off all the lights and turned on the night lights. I said good night to Kyle and Bella and then tucked myself into bed. I drifted off into a deep slumber.
Ten points to anyone who can guess the show they're watching. I hoped you liked the chapter. I'll try to get more done, now that it's summer time. FREEDOM! :D