Letters to the Doctor

After the last letter, I decided to write a second one. The Doctor seemed to cooperate quite well, minus the part where he CALLED ME AN IDIOT! But this time I had to send it to him by e-mail… I think it's weird how he has an email, but hey, it's the doctor, right? Here's my second letter:

Dear Doctor,

Thank you for responding to my last letter. I know can spell out Raxacoricofallapatorius when Spell Check is on! I have a few more questions that I need answered, and I hope you would be so kind to answer them! Here they are:

1. What is that green flashlight thingy that goes WEOP WEOP WEOP WEOP all the time that you use for just about everything?

2. What are those weird robots with the funny voice that always say "EXTERMINATE" and then electrocute people with their weird toilet plungers?

3. Could you send me one of those water zombies from The Waters of Mars (back when you were in your 10th regeneration) to me as a pet? But be careful to send him in a cage that can drain water or something.

4. How come you used to generate into old dudes back in your 1st through 8th generations and now from 9th to 11th you look much younger?

5. Who is that annoying robot thing that looks like some sort of dog who got caught in a robot creator or something?

6. Is there a reason that makes you so crazy?

If you could answer these, that'd be great (again)!

Sincerely,

Dave (That guy you called an idiot)

Dear Dave,

I will gladly answer your questions. I'll have to hurry because I'm um… making cookies. (It's not someone trying to take over the world or anything!)

1. IT'S A SONIC SCREWDRIVER IT'S MY OWN INVENTION! It is used for hacking things or unlocking things. It is a very useful tool when someone is locked out (as long as its not a dead lock) or if you are in a need of quick cash!

2. Those creatures are called Daleks. They are not robots; they just have a hard shell with a forcefield around them. They have no feelings or emotions and they believe it is necessary to exterminate life and whole plants. They do not have toilet plungers (again, quite stupid prediction!) they are weapons. Very dangerous weapons at that.

3. NO! NEVER! Those creatures could wipe out the whole human race! JUST ONE DROP COULD KILL US ALL! YOU CAN'T JUST FILTER THEM! WHAT IN THE WORLD MADE YOU THINK YOU COULD KEEP ONE AS A PET?

4. One answer – It changes with the ladies ;) (And I'm not lying… ok maybe a little…)

5. EXCUSE ME? THAT IS MY DOG K-9!

6.WHAT? I'm CRAZY? YOU'RE CRAZY! YOU THOUGHT THE DALEKS HAD TOILET PLUNGERS! IT MAKES SENSE TO GO WITH MY PORTA POTTY TARDIS! AND IT'S NOT A FLASHLIGHT IT'S A SONIC SCREWDRIVER! And I won't even mention the fact you wanted one of those water creatures? And you thought it was a zombie? Whatever!

It was a joy talking to you. I hope in your next letter you will be slightly smarter.

Sincerely,

The Doctor

Well, that was weird! But at least I learned something… I still think that TARDIS is a porta-potty….. After that I was already started on my third letter. But this time I had harder questions in mind….

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