Letters to the Doctor
I sat back in my chair in my bedroom and thought about what the Doctor had said. His answers led to more questions, which led to more questions, which led to MORE AND MORE AND MORE! So I decided to write YET ANOTHER letter to the Doctor.
Dear Doctor,
I have been thinking so hard about your answers that I have questions involving your answers, and I will ask them in a smarter way this time.
1. Does your dog K-9 poop out nuts and bolts like Goddard did in Jimmy Neutron?
2. Are you an actual Doctor? Or are you like those people who want to sound cool?
3. Does your Sonic Screwdriver ACTUALLY work as a screwdriver?
4. How come you have two hearts? Do you even have a girlfriend? Or a boyfriend considering you've kissed Jack before?
5. What are those silver dudes that look like an off brand of C3PO from Star Wars called?
6. Can I have a fez? Fezzes are cool!
As you wished, I answered them with more thought. I will have much more to ask you soon.
Sincerely,
Dave
Dear Dave,
You put no intelligence into these questions at all (except for the sixth one) . They are answerable, but only because they are truly stupid.
1. WHAT? POOP OUT NUTS AND BOLTS? AND GODDARD WAS NEVER A ROBOTIC DOG! JIMMY NEUTRON IS AN AMERICAN KIDS TELEVISION SHOW, NOT REALITY! HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE THINGS?
2. Of course I'm a real doctor! Why wouldn't I be! (Well technically no, but I am still LIKE one in ways…)
3. Why wouldn't it? It's a Sonic SCREWDRIVER!
4. I have two hearts because I'm a timelord. I was born with two. And NO! NO! NO NO NO! No boyfriend! No girlfriend but that can change in a matter of time, can't it?
5. WHAT IS A C3PO? HOW COULD THEY POSSIBLY BE IN ANY RELATION TO STAR WARS? TAKE MY ADVICE DAVE AND GET HELP! YOU NEED IT!
6. Why I'm glad you asked! Sadly I am unable to get back to you with the fez at this time, but I will most certainly try! Finally, someone believes fezzes are cool! WOO HOO! :)
I'd tell you you're stupid, but the last question but me in a good mood. I'll be glad to answer more questions! And I'll get you that fez in around five minutes!
Sincerely,
The Doctor
After that message, I knew I had to write more. And I COULDN'T WAIT FOR THAT FEZ! But in current time it still hasn't come… But this time I had to think of more questions. Something hit me, something amazing. I couldn't wait to ask him, but only time will tell ;)
(REVIEW AND ILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE IN FIVE MINUTES!)