Letters to the Doctor

(As explained last chapter…) After I had finished writing the last letter to the Doctor, I had a great question come to mind that I couldn't WAIT to ask him! So I wrote up another letter full of questions, but this one was on the top!

Dear Doctor,

Thank you for accepting my offer and coming to get me a fez! I will be greatly honored when I see your TARDIS (trying HARD not to say porta-potty) in my backyard. I have a huge question to ask you that I just couldn't figure out, and it's not about something you did, it's a choice someone ELSE made… Here they are!

1. WHY THE HECK DID THE FINAL LIVING HUMAN GET SO MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY SHE LOOKS LIKE A USED UP WRINKLEY SHAM WOW? (A shamwow is a brand of thin shammies that are a major rip off)

2. What are those cute little statues that cover their eyes up all the time, but when they don't have their eyes covered, they look like they want a hug? My sister says they kill you in milliseconds when you look them in the eyes or something like that (I don't understand some of it) but to me that's like saying the Statue of Liberty is about to design a nuclear missile!

3. Is there a way I could get my own TARDIS? PLEASE?

4. Why do Daleks (without the armor or whatever it is) look like innocent squid things? It seems weird seeing those things try to take over the world without the armor… nobody would take them serious right?

5. How come whenever your TARDIS seemingly catches on fire it can repair itself on its own?

6. If someone shot you with a gun from my time, would you regenerate?

Some of these questions are more serious like you wanted! Hope this is good!

Sincerely,

Dave

Dear Dave,

Before I answer these, I have to ask, WHERE IN THE WORLD DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE QUESTIONS? But I will gladly answer them.

1. It was her dumb decision. In my eyes, I have no idea why she did so. And about the shamwow thing… (In the next letter he explains that he was banging his head on the side of his TARDIS over the shamwow part) HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH SHAMWOW?

2. THEY ARE NOT CUTE STATUES, THEY ARE WEEPING ANGELS! AND THEY DO NOT WANT TO HUG YOU THEY DO INDEED WANT TO MURDER YOU! And I can guarantee as well that the Statue of Liberty will not make a nuclear missile either…

3. THAT WOULD BE LIKE GIVING YOU ONE OF THOSE MARS CREATURES AS A PET! NO!

4. (sigh…) Squid things? It's just their body. Nobody would take them serious because they would have no weapons or protective armor. (Again, a little stupid…)

5. Because the TARDIS is a living thing, thus it heals. And it does NOT SEEMINGLY CATCH ON FIRE! It was all by accident. No clumsiness in the process… Maybe a little….

6. First, WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? But it may depend on where I get shot. I've never tried that out and I never will…. No offense but I'd be worried if you were ever a time lord….

Although these questions were better, you still are a little weird, but that's just you I think.

Sincerely,

The Doctor

P.S – Ok, maybe it was my fault the TARDIS caught on fire a FEW of the times. JUST A FEW!

Now I really knew more of the Doctor. I was amazed at his powers, and yet amazed how odd he was too! I knew I had to write him back again! I just knew it!

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