Letters to the Doctor

As I sat down at my desk I began to think. What should I ask him? I thought. My brain started to feel like jelly after a while. I had some questions, but they were all too lame! I had to think of a good question that only the DOCTOR himself could answer. Then I thought about all the different creatures. Then it hit me. I would make a whole letter asking about those creatures (and one companion), and then I wrote with no trouble at all!

Dear Doctor,

I have been thinking of what to write you and then it came to me to ask you about all the different creatures you run into. Here I go!

1. I was watching The Time and the Rani the other day and I saw these weird bull things that looked like they came from a breed of monkeys, bulls, frogs, gorillas, and humans! IT SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH! WHAT WERE THOSE Blogillmans? (Bulls, Monkeys, Frogs, Gorillas, and Humans!)

2. In the Christmas Special right around the start of Series Three (the Runaway Bride), who was that annoying red head who enjoys constantly slapping you? I've only seen her once, and my sister says she wasn't that bad and she was almost as good as Rose. Is this true?

3. In the episode New Earth, there was this CRAZY, old, HUGE face that looked like a mixture of Jabba the Hut and one of the Navi (pardon the spelling) from Avatar! WHAT WAS IT?

4. What are those crazy rhino dudes that look like Shrek after his face got whipped 9000 times?

I hope I can hear back from you!

Sincerely,

Dave

Dear Dave,

Thank you for another letter, but your comparisons of these creatures has made me bang my head on my tardis much harder than the time when you mentioned the last human looking like a "Sham Wow". But here are your answers!

1. Sadly, I know exactly what you are talking about (judging by your personality) and they're called Tetraps. They were a race of bestial humanoids from a planet called Tetrapyriarbus, NOT "Blogillimans"! HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU SEE ANY RESEMBLANCE OF A FROG IN A TETRAP ANYWAY?

2. Her name was Donna Noble, and yes she did slap me a lot. She did get much better (and I find your statement rather offensive) but she reappeared much later.

3. Before I answer this, HOW IN THE WORLD DOES THIS LOOK LIKE JABBA THE HUT? IT'S A FACE, NOT A BLOB! It the Face of Boe, and he was the oldest known creature in the universe before he to save New York City. This BOEKIND could speak through telepathy, but only grunted out loud. Before he died, he told me that I was not alone in the year 5,000,000,053.

4. I will say the Rhino part was close to correct, but SHREK, a fictional character, who got WHIPPED? Although you seem smart you have a very peculiar imagination, Dave! But they were rhinocerid humanoids that were supposed to be a mercenary police force (but you can guess how that worked out!).

It was a pleasure talking to you again, Dave. I will hopefully get you that Fez soon.

Sincerely,

The Doctor

After that note, like after the others, I realized something; an epiphany! And what I came to realize- I wasn't getting the fez. :(

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