Letters to the Doctor
I sat down at my desk like I always do when I'm going to write the Doctor a letter, and I started to think of what to write like usual. I was tapping my pencil on my desk as I thought up questions. But the thing that was really on my mind was the latest Episode, A Good Man Goes to War. So that was exactly what I decided to write about!
Dear Doctor,
It's me Dave again! I haven't written to you in a while, but I have some questions involving your recent episode A Good Man Goes to War. I understand you are travelling on your own for a while, so why not ask you now!
1. What was up with that Blue Headed Dude you wanted to have in your war? He looked like a human form of the genie in Aladdin!
2. WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE GANGERS? THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! And when they melt or whatever is that some sort of milk or something that they dissolve into?
3. HOW IS RIVER AMY AND RORIS DAUGHTER? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE! IT'S SO WEIRD (yet I understand how her last name is song!)
4. The headless monks that you were fighting seemed to have cool lightsabers! Where do they get them exactly? Because I kind of want one next time my sister tells me it's a commercial! (long story)
5. Do you have a Flux Capacitor in your TARDIS? I really want to know about that!
That's basically all I have to ask about that episode (plus 1 extra question) I hope I can get to writing you sooner next time!
Sincerely,
Dave
Dear Dave,
It's good to hear from you again! So nice to write back, too, although your personality is really peculiar! But who am I to blame you? Just look at me!
1. THAT "Blue Headed Dude" is NOT just any "BLUE HEADED DUDE", his name is DORIUM MALDOVAR! He owed me a debt and I "cashed that in" and had him help me in the war where he tried to reason the monks who well… cut off his head.
2. I'D LIKE TO KNOW THE EXACT SAME QUESTION! And Come on… Use Some Common Sense! They don't turn into milk! I'm not positive what it is but I'm 90% sure it is some sort of acid.
3. That, my friend, will be revealed later. It is your mystery.
4. They are not LIGHTSABERS! Those are from a fictional movie with NO way of seeming realistic! What kind of Movie or TV Show could pass as good being unrealistic? And no, Dave, from my knowledge of you I can't trust you with a sword like that, so I will just keep with giving you a fez.
5. HA! Flux Capacitor! That was old school! I eat those for breakfast! (with custard) The answer is no, my friend. I have cooler and more advanced equipment.
Thank you for the questions! Hope to respond to your wacky and weird questions soon!
Sincerely,
The Doctor
After reading this, I just burst out laughing. I think the Doctor dissed his own show! Regardless, he still keeps up with the whole fez thing. A feeling tells me now I will get the fez, but it will be another year or so.
REVIEW TIME!