So here is the third chapter! Once again, sorry for OOCness and stupidity!
It was noon when Bakura finally got dressed, had breakfast and left the house. But of course, he was still grumpy.
"I don't know why we need to buy supplies for a trip to Egypt…" Bakura complained, walking slowly next to Ryou, with his hands glued in his pockets.
Ryou just sighed heavily and continued to walk to the shop. "I wish you wouldn't always be so moody" Ryou whispered, so soft so that Bakura wouldn't hear it. Just in case he did though, he started to walk even faster.
They both finally reached the store, but Bakura was still as grumpy as ever. Ryou walked in, grabbed a red plastic basket, pulled out a small piece of paper from his pocket, and began to search for items that they would need.
Bakura, though, thought that he could be more useful, and he began shopping for things that he thought they needed.
"Let's see…" Ryou talked to himself.
"I need to buy, sunscreen, shampoo, extra toothbrushes in case someone forgets-"
Ryou stopped talking when he realised that Bakura wasn't with him.
"Bakura?" Ryou looked around for the taller version of himself, but alas, he was nowhere to be found.
"Oh no" Ryou was very scared at this moment, he didn't know where Bakura was, and he didn't know what he was planning.
Bakura was shopping. His basket was nearly overflowing with things he 'needed'.
Ryou was too busy having a panic attack wondering what Bakura had done now.
"Are you okay ma'am?" An elderly man asked Ryou. "I'm a boy!" Ryou yelled at him. The elderly man backed away in fear. Ryou gasped. "Oh I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to yell at you!" Ryou began to blush a light pink. The man just chuckled. "Nah, it's my entire fault lad" The man reassured him. "But you still look as pale as a ghost, is something wrong?"
"N-no, I'm just looking for my…friend" Ryou told him. "I think I see him, goodbye!" Ryou ran away from the old man. Ryou didn't actually see Bakura, but he didn't want to have any more awkward moments. Bakura, on the other hand, was busy arguing with the one of the employees at the shop.
"What do you mean I have too many knives in my basket?" Bakura shouted at the scared person.
"I-I'm sorry sir, but you can't have 20 in your basket, it's against the law (1)"
"Bakura!" Ryou shouted in relief, but also in anger.
"Where have you been?" Ryou asked him, sternly.
Bakura walked away from the employee, and forwards to Ryou.
"I was buying things for the trip" Bakura told him, trying to sound as innocent as possible. But he just sounded mischievous. Ryou looked at his basket.
"How many things have you got in there?" Ryou was shocked to see so many things in only one basket.
"Well, you can look for yourself if you really want to, I'm sure that you will be pleased!" Bakura was sounded quite proud of himself that he had bought these items. Ryou took the basket from Bakura, and looked through the items.
"Let's see, bug spray? Wow, this is actually quite useful!" Ryou was amazed that Bakura had bought something that could have some use.
"And…a steak knife, a pocket knife, a bread cutting knife…" Ryou wasn't surprised as he went through all the knives Bakura had picked out (2). "And rope, pepper spray…?" Ryou asked Bakura in confusion.
"In case I have to capture someone and kill them!" Bakura told Ryou in a 'everyone knows that' kind of voice. Ryou just rolled his eyes and continued to look through his basket. "…And finally, an OK! Magazine?"
"In case I get bored on the plane" Bakura mumbled. Ryou returned all the knives, rope, spray and anything else that could get them arrested. But Bakura kept the magazine. They began to walk home, one bag in each hand.
They went home, Ryou already beginning to pack and Bakura forced to as well, "I wonder what Melvin and Marik are doing right now" Bakura thought to himself.
At Marik's and Melvin's House
"Melvin!" Marik yelled as he possibly could.
"I told you, you can't bring your chainsaw (3) on the plane!" Melvin was trying to stuff many weapons into a single suitcase.
"I want to bring it though!" Melvin whined in a annoyed tone.
"If you keep doing that then the chainsaw will-"
Marik's voice was cut out by an out of control chainsaw bouncing across the room, ripping and breaking many things in Melvin's room. Melvin ran to it and quickly pressed the off button. "Melvin!" Marik began to raise his voice at his Yami. "It wasn't my fault…" Melvin mumbled, acting like a child that had been caught doing something wrong. Marik just sighed loudly and left Melvin's room. "Just pack things that won't get us in prison!" Marik yelled at Melvin through the other room.
Melvin threw the chainsaw in his closet, like a old toy, and picked up a rusty knife. "I guess I'll just bring this along then" He carefully put the old knife into his bag. "This won't get me in trouble; it can only kill someone if you try really hard"
A/N Sorry, it's a little bit of filler! Well at least you met Melvin and Marik! Please review!
1: I don't actually know if it's against the law, but let's just use our imagination.
2: It said in 'Marik's evil council of doom' by LittleKuriboh somewhere that Bakura liked knives.
3: Again, another Yu-Gi-Oh abridged quote.