A/N I am so proud of myself! I told myself that I would upload a chapter today, AND I DID!

I have changed Melvin's name to Mariku, okay everyone cool with that?

Bakura = Yami

Ryou = Hikari

Marik = Hikari

Mariku = Yami

Sorry it's late, busy with school and such…I hope you enjoy this chapter! ENJOY, I COMMAND YOU TO!

"Mariku!" Marik shouted at Mariku from across the rooms. There was no reply, just loud banging noises coming from the Yami's room. These noises, sounding like weapons being thrown across the room, were getting louder and louder until there was nothing but pure silence.

What has he possibly done now? Marik thought to himself, before walking towards Mariku's room. He had his hand on the door knob, about to twist it, when Mariku had swung open the door and then quickly shutting it behind him. He had a 'I-have-done-something-but-let's-not-talk-about-it' expression on his tanned face. Marik, on the other hand, looked like he was about to have a heart attack.

"What the hell Mariku!" He looked like he was about pass out but still strangle someone at the same time.

"Hi Marik!" Mariku smiled sheepishly. "Is anything wrong?" Mariku didn't even notice the twitch of Marik's eye.

"It's midnight and I am trying to get some EFFing sleep before we leave in about two hours to get to EFFing Egypt! What the EFF were you doing!"(1) Mariku just blinked at his hikari but then began to shuffle his feet and press two fingers against each other. "…I was packing…you know, for Egypt?" Mariku tried his absolute hardest to sound the tiniest bit innocent, but his efforts were failing. It was silent for a few minutes even though they felt like hours to Mariku, who was trying to sneak back into his room. But as soon as Mariku got a hold of the door knob, Marik yanked hard onto his wrist so that Mariku couldn't go anywhere. Sadly his plan failed, Mariku opened the door, with Marik still clinging onto him, and ran into his room. This sent Marik flying into a pile of dirty laundry.

He made some sort of muffled sound under the clothes until quickly getting up and backing away from the dirty clothes.

"Mariku!"

Marik yelled with anger, but with a tiny hint of fear. You see, Marik will never admit it, but he was actually terrified of his Yami. "I always tell you to clean your clothes and to put them in the wash!" Marik picked up a random t-shirt and showed it to Mariku, trying to prove how disgusting it is. "You see! It's disgusting! It has food on it, and it has-" Mariku started to chuckle darkly to himself. Marik screeched and quickly threw the dirty top on the even dirty ground.

The T-Shirt had dry blood smeared all over it.

"…Why does it have blood on it?" Marik tried to speak without fainting or vomiting. "I got bored one time, I thought it would be fun to, uh, meet the locals, show them my moves" Mariku explained, looking at his nails and having a 'just-your-average-day' expression covered on his tanned face. Marik looked like he was about to faint. "O-okay, I'm just going to, uh, go back to sleep now…" Marik stammered. Mariku began to smirk silently as his watched his Hikari tense up as he walked towards the door. "G-goodnight" Marik shut the door quickly and he ran towards his room, shutting it and locking it, just in case Mariku couldn't sleep and got 'bored' again. The Yami chuckled to himself as he walked towards the t-shirt of murder.

He is so gullible sometimes…

Mariku then began to pack again, stuffing old clothes (the ones not drenched with blood) into his too small black suitcase, which of course ended with him getting frustrated because it didn't all fit. He started stuff everything in, and if you weren't in the room with him, you would have thought he was torturing an innocent bunny.

Marik didn't sleep at all that night.

Well, he nearly did.

Just forget about it! He thought to himself.

You know that you can't… Great, he was now arguing with himself…in thoughts…this couldn't get any weirder could it?

I can! He was probably lying anyway…

You're scared!

Am not!

Are too!

Marik then flopped his pillow over his head and made some sort of annoyed, groaning sound under his pillow. "I'll just get some sleep" Marik told himself.

I need it, I have to go to Egypt in god knows when, so it would do me good

Unless you're too scared that Mariku will kill you in your sleep

Shut up!

Marik was sick of arguing…with himself.

He took a long, deep breath and then breathed out. He slowly closed his eyes and wrapped himself in his blanket. He put his head softly on the pillow, enjoying the comfort that the pillow brought to him. He was finally in peace, with no noise to disrupt him, just beautiful peace and quiet.

And then his alarm clock started to blurt out. It was on to full volume, just in case he slept through it. Marik looked like he was about to explode.

"MARIKU!"

He shouted from across his room. When there was no reply, he was actually brave enough to venture back into his insane, psychotic, roommate's room. There he saw a sleeping Mariku with his arm and left foot poking out from the covers, and drool slowly dripping out from his mouth.

How attractive

Marik then shock his head vigorously, not wanting to start another argument…with himself…in his thoughts.

I really need to stop doing that…

You'll miss me

"Great" Marik said in a frustrated, annoyed voice. He then fixed his eyes back onto the sleeping creature. Marik took a deep breath.

"!" Marik yelled with every ounce of anger and courage he had. He then began to breathe in and out, trying to catch up with his breath. As soon as he said (well more like screeched) these words, Mariku woke with a jolt. "I don't want it!" Mariku shouted, obviously just waking from a dream. He then looked at Marik, then at his clock, then again at Marik, then back at the clock. Mariku had a puzzled look on his face, but then realised that this was the day they went to Egypt.

"I guess I'll get my suitcase, and get dressed, of course" Mariku jumped from his bed and reached for his clothes, not noticing Marik scurrying out of his room.

It took about 10 minutes for Marik to get dressed; he was wearing a dark blue top with his usual jewellery on, and long black skinny jeans. (2) He was, of course wearing shoes as well, just some black boring shoes his usually wears, nothing exciting. He grabbed his bag and ran into the kitchen, grabbing a piece of bread and scoffing it down like he was some kind of starving wolf. He swallowed it down and then knocked loudly on the room of Mariku.

"Okay we need to go now!"

There was no reply.

He waited outside the door and began to tap his foot, Marik was always very impatient. The silence was slowly making Marik more and more impatient, with every single foot tap he took. He couldn't take it anymore and stormed through the door. There he saw a topless Mariku, trying to put his baggy jeans on. Mariku jumped slightly when he saw Marik literally barge through his door while he was changing. But then he saw Marik's face. Marik was blushing a deep scarlet red, and he was staring at the topless man standing before him.

Mariku continued to put his belt on, and then looked again at Marik, still staring at him. He chuckled loudly and then spoke to Marik in his loud, booming voice. "Like what you see, hikari?" He emphasized on the word 'Hikari'. Marik blushed even more, and quickly snapped his gaze away from him.

"N-no, I don't" Marik mentally slapped himself when he said that lame comeback. Mariku laughed even harder.

"Would you rather see me fully naked then?" Mariku was pretending to remove his belt when Marik made a loud screaming noise.

"I'M NOT GAY!" Mariku was about say something else when Marik screamed again.

"NO HURRY UP AND GET DRESSED WE NEED TO CATCH THE PLANE!" Marik stomped out of the room to leave Mariku alone again.

After about seven minutes, Mariku finally walked out of his room and had his too small black suitcase dragging behind him. He grabbed a piece of fruit and ran outside, where Marik was standing outside Mariku's car. (3) "Took you long enough" Marik mumbled at Mariku. "Well at least I don't watch you get dressed" Mariku spat coldly. Marik's cheeks began to fluster again. "I wasn't! I was trying to get you to get in the car because you were taking so long-" Mariku just waved a hand in front of the smaller look alike. "Just shut up for once in your life, would you?" Mariku actually got him to stop talking, and they both climbed into the car. Mariku was about to sit in the driver's seat, but Marik got there before him. "Excuse me?" Mariku was looking at Marik with eyes wide open, surprised that Marik could pull of such a daring move, especially when Mariku was a cold blooded killer. "I'm driving, end of" Marik told him, his teeth clenched tightly together. Mariku was about to argue with him, but Marik turned the keys together and the car made the starting noise and began to move. Mariku jumped into the backseat if the car as fast as possible, scared that the tanned Barbie doll would drive off without him.

The drive was long and silent, until they reached Ryou's and Bakura's apartment building. They saw Ryou and Bakura standing on the concrete pavement that led to the brick building towering behind them. Although it was dark, the tanned twins could easily tell which one of them was which. The height difference was obvious, and the body language was highly noticeable as well. One was standing, clinging onto his bag and holding it to his chest, and waving to the two in the car happily. The other, however, had his bag on the floor beneath him and his body posture was hunched, with his arms crossed across his chest, Marik even swore he heard a scowl coming from the taller figure. They both climbed into the car, Ryou sitting in the back seat next to Mariku, and Bakura sitting next to Marik.

"Good morning everyone!"

Ryou said to everyone, sounding as cheerful and happy as anyone could stand. Mariku looked at him, giving him an 'are-you-kidding-me?' look. Luckily Ryou didn't notice. Bakura ignored him and whispered to Marik.

"Do you think Mariku will be able to hold his urges to kill Ryou?" Marik turned around to see Ryou explaining why it was wrong to kill people with Mariku, and he looked like he was about to explode any second.

"I'll drive fast" Marik whispered back.

Marik started the car again, and soon they were headed into the direction of Domino Airport. But because Marik had no sleep, his eyelids began starting to close, but Marik had to keep waking himself up, he jumped whenever he nearly went to sleep, so he looked like he was having a seizure attack.

"Hey Marik, are feeling okay?" Ryou asked the drowsy Ishtar.

"Nrgdyhf?" Marik could barely speak because he was so tired, let alone drive. Everyone started to stare at Marik, but Bakura looked like he couldn't care less. Marik's vision was starting to act strange as well, instead of cars zooming in the streets, he saw people lying in beds, sleeping, and even birds, snoozing along the highway.

"Yushanh!" Marik blurted out randomly. Even Bakura started to realise that something was wrong with Marik, and then he tapped him on the shoulder. "If you don't stop acting weird then you're going to get us fucking killed!" Bakura thought that he had finally made Marik go back to normal, but because of Marik's senses acting strange, all Marik heard was 'It's okay Marik, just go to sleep, we will arrive in Egypt before you know it!'

So Marik did what he was told to do.

He collapsed on the steering wheel in a deep sleep, nearly making the car crash into every single thing on the road, but thankfully Bakura grabbed onto the wheel just in time. "What the hell was that all about!" Bakura turned around to see a terrified Mariku squeezing an even more terrified Ryou. "I have no idea, but I'm going to pull over so I can put sleeping beauty in the back" So he did.

It was 20 minutes of silence in the car, which Bakura loved. But then Ryou broke it. "I wonder what we will see in Egypt!" The young boy exclaimed. "Well we might see Pyramids, boring shit like that…" Mariku said, trying to make the smaller pale boy be quiet. "Yes, but I bet we will see really exciting things, like the sphinx!" Ryou went on and on about what they might see, every single word he said made Mariku want to strangle him more and more.

It was silent again, but then it was Mariku's turn to break it.

"Hey, hey Bakura!" He shouted out, even though Bakura was a few spaces away. "What is it Mariku?" Bakura said, his teeth clenched and his knuckles gripping onto the steering wheel tightly.

"Are we there yet?"

"No Mariku, we aren't" Bakura snapped at him.

There was silence again. Bakura sighed in relief.

"How about now?"

"No, Ishtar"

"Now?"

"NO"

"What about now?"

Bakura was getting angrier by the minute.

"NO!"

"Now?"

"NO!"

"…now?"

"NO! NO! NO! NO!"

"Are we there yet-?" Bakura cut him off before he could ever say those evil words.

"If you say that sentence ever again, I will cut you open and stuff your organs down your throat!" Even Mariku look stunned when he said those words, so he stopped talking.

Finally, peace and quiet.

"…are we there yet?"

Bakura lost it; he pulled over and found some old tape (How did that get there?) in one of the car pockets, and taped it all over Mariku's mouth. Mariku didn't speak again.

Finally after about 100 games of eye spy, non-stop talking by Ryou and about 1000 'are we there yet?' by Mariku, they finally made it to Domino Airport. "Okay, someone wake up Marik, I'm going to get the bags out of the trunk" Bakura hopped out of the car and opened the boot of the car, while Ryou poked Marik gently as softly told him to wake up. "Come on Marik! Wake up now, time to get up!" Ryou sounded overwhelmed with cuteness, and Mariku couldn't stand it anymore. He ripped off the tape and shouted, as loud as his lungs could go, "GET THE FUCK UP YOU OVERSIZED BARBIE DOLL!" Mariku's words woke Marik up in an instant, and nearly gave Ryou a heart attack. He was really good at that. Marik rubbed his eyes and gave a small yawn.

"Are we there yet?"

Bakura heard these words and gave out a loud screeching noise, as if he was in pain.

"What's wrong with him?" Marik whispered, so that he might make Bakura kill him. Mariku's annoyed expression turned into a mischievous grin.

"Oh, you just had to be awake to see it, creampuff" Marik was annoyed at these words, but he just shrugged them off, and walked into the airport, his bag in his hands. Bakura watched as they all started to walk away from him, Marik walking in front, with Ryou and Mariku talking with each other.

"This is gonna be some trip" Bakura groaned from under his breath, and started to walk next to Marik, trying to keep up.

(A/N) PHEW! That was quite a long chapter, 'eh? Did you like it? If you do, please review, and if you didn't, review why you didn't like it and I will try to improve!

YGO:TAS

I always wanted Marik to wear something like that…

I was going to use Marik's motorbike, but come on, how could you fit four people (plus luggage) on a bike!

PEACE!