Summery: In this 2nd chapter of Amay Zing Singer-Milligan's story, she embarks upon a journey of self discover where in she must face the horrors of her magnificent past, which is soo magnificent it is not limited too, several shopping sprees, 16 babies, and a pet T-rex (LOL! Incredible-Walrus this is totes for you! XD). Not to mention, her run in with Crowley, the awesomely hot demon trader and Balthazar the amazingly British sex angel!
It was day, but I stayed inside because I hate how bright it is outside because when I'm in the sun, I totally glow but not like those stupid vampires in Twilight because those are just dumb! Like seriously, vampires who sparkle? Uh, but I hate going out in the sum because I glow, not sparkle, even though I'm not a vampire, but a hunter who use to be a greatly loved archangel. Though I don't remember that I was an archangel.
I made my way through the streets in a long tan trenchcaot that Cas gave to me because he like totes loves me and loves giving me his things, cause he likes showing everyone I'm his. Though under the trenchcaot I'm wearing Sam's favorite shirt & Dean's pants. Plus I have Bobby's hair on my head. They gave me their stuff cause they all love me, but I don't love them because I'm a hunter and hunters don't love. I only have eyes for my new boyfriend, Gabirel. Which is who I'm going to go see now, even though it's bright outside and I hate being outside in the sun.
THE FUCKING LOVING END!
ps I ran into Balthazar and when he saw me he had hearts in his eyes and totes said he loved me and I said I love him too but I already y have a bofriend, but he said he didn't care and so we went to las vegas and got married but not really married because I'm a hunter and hunters don't get married.