I'M SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO UPDATE. I DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE. OOPS. I HOPE YOU ALL ARE STILL ENJOYING. I'LL TRY TO MAE THIS CHAPTER LONGER.

DON'T OWN EITHER SHOWS. IF I DID, THIS WOULD ACTUALLY BE HAPPENING.

"Excuse me?" Jenny snapped.

"I want you to meet someone." House said, getting up.

"Fine." Jenny said, too tired to argue.

"Cuddy!" House yelled as they got in the Dean's office.

"House, I'm busy." Cuddy said, signing some papers.

"You can sign and talk at the same time." House said.

"If you want to inject someone with Malaria or any other infectious/deadly disease, it's a no." Cuddy said.

"That doesn't sound like me at all." Cuddy just scoffed in response. "I want you to meet her." House said, pointing at Jenny.

"Why?" Cuddy snapped.

"You really are busy. Oh well. Because she's just like you, it's so funny. And her Agent person that she's the boss of is just like me! And then there's the other three agents. Two of remind me of Chase and Thirteen, and the other one, well, not really like Foreman, more like Taub. Yeah, definitely Taub." House rambled.

"Maybe after I'm done signing stuff, I'll meet her." Cuddy said.

"Please!" House yelled.

"Well, considering you actually said please, fine. Hi, I'm Dr. Lisa Cuddy." Cuddy said, extending her hand.

"Director Jenny Shepard." Jenny said, doing the same.

"Have fun!" House said, then bolted.

"I'll go." Jenny said.

"It's fine, really. Don't you hate signing stuff?" Cuddy asked, deciding now would be a great time to take a break.

"I hate it. And then don't even get me started about some of my employees." Jenny said, taking a seat.

"Most of them are ok. I only have a problem with the Diagnostics Department, run by House, who brought you in here. He has some interesting fellows. Foreman is ok. But he bends rules at times. Taub is really good, actually. He's the passive one on the team. Thirteen is, well, like House except mature. No one really knows her that well. Chase is on-again-off-again to the team. He leaves, then comes back." Cuddy explained.

"Gibbs is just like House, kind of. Pain in the butt, but is the best. I mean, he's mature, but pretty much like House, from what I can tell. Our peace-maker is definitely Agent McGee. Our Mossad Liaison, Ziva, is good. Her driving is horrible, and she has bouts of anger, but is very good at keeping her work and personal life unmixed. Tony tries to do the right thing, but gets mixed up in trouble. And he's such a playboy." Jenny smiled.

"And your team is totally dysfunctional, right?" Cuddy asked.

"Completely."

"Mine, too. But it's why they work, I guess. I mean, House has pretty much the best survival record for his patients. He just has so many malpractice violations." Cuddy said.

"Gibbs, too. Excessive force, breaking the law." Jenny laughed. "Wanna get a drink after work?"

"Sure."

House smirked from outside the door. And he was only just beginning his mayhem.

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