Chapter 4:
Both Jasper and Ceaser woke up at around 10 o'clock, "Morning sunshine," jasper said to Ceaser as he stirred awake, "ready for that shower, we'll both get it together, save water" Jasper suggested, suddenly he burst out laughing for no apparent reason.
"What, have I got something on my nose?" asked Ceaser as he crossed his eyes trying to look at the tip of his nose.
"Yeah, mini me's" laughed Jasper, whilst messing up his partners hair.
"Oh yeah, we'll get that shower now" said Ceaser, as he began moving he suddenly stopped, "ok, I'm not going anywhere for a while." He whispered clenching his ass.
"Oh you," Jasper laughed as he pushed Ceasers nose to the side with a fist, "if you don't walk it won't get better."
"Why does being gay hurt so much the morning after, help me up, oww oww, slowly damn you." Ceaser screamed at the same volume as the previous night.
"You are such a wuss you know, my first time, he cut my ass-hole so bad it needed stitches."
"I never said it was bad, Jay-Jay, all I know this hurts like hell! Now are you going to help me up or not" Seered Ceaser. Jasper rolled his eyes and shook his head, he helped his partner up and decided that it would be funny to hit Ceaser on the ass, "Holy mother, what the fucks the matter with you, do you like me in pain," screamed Ceaser in pain.
"Obviously, or I wouldn't hit you, to be honest its funny when you're in pain."
"That's not fair" cried Ceaser, "now get in that shower," he struggled to keep a straight face as Jasper entered the jet of ice cold water.
"Oh ha ha, that's freezing, happy now, we're even."
"Yes yes I am." Laughed Ceaser, as they both entered the now warm shower, suddenly getting a shower seemed more like a game than a chore; suddenly the shower gel became paint. "Need help getting washed?", Jasper nodded seductively, then Ceaser began lathering the entirety of Ceasers body in passion fruit body wash, he spent a large period of time on the hip area, much to Jaspers delight, and he decided to do the same for Ceaser.
Suddenly they heard a phone ring, "Damn that's my phone, I'll be back in a sec."
"Awe, but I'm having so much fun," pouted Ceaser,
"I'll let you have your fun after I have answered", Jasper left the bathroom, "hello... oh hey Bri... ok then... why...what, no that's impossible... really... I'll be there soon, bye." Jasper then ran back into the shower and hugged Ceaser with a lot of power, "that was Brian, he says he friend has found away to stop us ageing as quickly as we do and he's going to do it for us."
"Is that a good thing?" asked Ceaser.
"Oh course it is, it means we can spend more time together." Said Jasper as he rubbed his nose against Ceasers, "your nose is still covered you know."
They arrived on Spooner Street at around 11 o'clock, as they approached the door they were met by Peter, "hey Jasper, who's this new guy, I thought you were with a skinny hairless Philippino boy"
"No he left him for a woman", interjected Ceaser.
"Do you think I can't answer questions anymore?"
"No, I just like answering for you Jay-Jay." Ceaser answered with a smile.
"Anyway peter, this is my new boyfriend Ceaser, he's a hotty from hull" Jasper said as way of an introduction, just then he noticed Brian standing in the doorway, he was wearing clack skin tight jeans and a red vest, "Wow, Brian you look absolutely fabulous, if you weren't family I would hit you quicker than you could reject... OWWW!" Jasper shouted as Ceaser hit him, hard, over the back of his head.
"Just dump me right in front of him why don't you" seethed Ceaser.
"You are such an idiot aren't you Ceaser, any way get in here you two," Brian interjected, stopping the inevitable argument which was sure to follow.
"Ok, we need to give you the injection, but the problem is where it goes" Said Stewie,
"Let me guess, the buttock" asked Ceaser,
"Oh, we have a smarty pants in the room, yes the buttock, so who do you want to give it to you,"
"I'll give it to Jasper, but I am not getting it," answered Ceaser
"Why not?"
"I hate needles, they just freak me out" explained Ceaser.
"Ok give me mine then," Jasper replied, turning towards Ceaser and lowering his shorts, enabling Ceaser to give him the shot, during this process he hatched a plan, after Ceaser had removed the needle form his ass, he got up and picked up the needle filled, ready for Ceaser, he walked sneakily and silently over to the other dog, he then quickly pulled down Ceasers trousers and gave him the jab before he could do anything about it.
"What was that" Ceaser asked, he craned his neck so he could see behind him and he noticed the needle sticking out of his ass cheek "Jasper, I'm going to kill you", he pushed the plunger on the top of the syringe and removed it, he pulled up his jeans and began chasing his partner around. He finally caught up with him and wrestled him to the ground; they then became engaged in lip lock when the doorbell rang.
"Brian, its Iggy, he says, you ready," came a voice from the front room
"Ok thanks. We're off to the beach, you two want to come?" asked Brian
"Yeah, but we'll have to stop off at my apartment first so I can pick up my beach supplies" replied Jasper.
They arrived at Scarborough hills, in the heat of the afternoon, "God, I wish we had this in England," said Ceaser, removing his t-shirt, "I'm boiling".
"Well, you have the right body for being shirtless hotty!" Said Iggy stroking the abs of the now shirtless Ceaser.
"Hands off Dachy, he's mine, all mine." Jasper said spitefully, pushing the dachshund of Iggy away from his man and throwing his arms around the perfect beach abs of his partner.
"And anyway don't look for my replacement," Brian interjected.
They had a great time at the beach, Ceaser decided just to lay down for the majority of the visit. "Hey I've got a plan, we'll grab him and dunk him in, let's see his reaction" suggested Iggy
"Brilliant, I'd love to see his face." Whispered Jasper, the three walked up nonchalantly and jumped on Ceaser picking him up and carrying over to the sea, still dressed.
"Hey, what you three doing... wait no, no nooo" but it was too late, they had thrown him into the sea, he was totally submerged for about three seconds, when he resurfaced he screeched, "you lot are dead" to get revenge, he swam around them, as he approached each of them, he dove under, becoming invisible and removing their swimming shorts, once he had got all three pairs, he swam out of the water, "Want them, come and get them,".
"Ceaser, we're dogs," shouted Iggy.
"Yes, and?" replied Ceaser.
"We are normally naked, so now you're the one who's dead, it's freezing in here." Screeched Jasper.
The other three ran out of the sea and all tackled Ceaser to the ground, dragged him to a railing and tied him there, and removed his soaking shorts. Suddenly a voice from behind them shouted "Oi fags!, got of the normal peoples beach, you have no right to be here,", they turned around and saw a man of about 20 approaching them, Iggy had hatched a plan.
"Well hello there big boy," Iggy said walking towards the man, "how do you know it's wrong unless you have tried it, you might like it," Iggy then wrapped his naked body around the man. The man then lightly pushed Iggy off of him and walked away very quickly.
"well done, how did you know that would work," asked a surprised Brian.
"He's my cousin, if I want him to leave me alone, I just do what I just did, and he goes away." Smiled Iggy.
The four then decided to go home, the day had been so much fun, and they decided to go back to west quahog for more.