Oh my god, I have wanted one of these for, like, ages! Thank you so much, Jazz! Ceaser shouted as he opened the box to his new iPhone. It was his birthday, and with the presents he had already opened, normally anyone would have been happy, but he still hadn t opened Jaspers gift. So Jasper, do you think your gift will beat all of ours? I doubt it will, asked Jazz.
Well, we ll have to wait and see. Here you go, replied Jasper passing a box to his boyfriend. Ceaser opened the wrapping quickly to reveal a beautifully hand crafted, wooden box. He opened it to find a marble statue of Athena, Goddess of Wisdom. Ceaser s reaction said it all.
I m sorry. but you are all beaten by this. It s wonderful! Cried Ceaser. Tears had begun to fall from his eyes; he ran over to Jasper and, with great force, hugged him. How did you know? Your apartment is covered in Greek art, so I figured a Greek marble statue would be the best gift, replied Jasper.
I love it, it s amazing. That reminds me, I ve just got to nip into the lab. Ceaser kissed Jasper as he ran off.
Did he say lav or lab? Lab. His study has been transformed into a lab. Answered Calvin. I m going to go and see him. Jasper went in the same direction a Ceaser. As he got to the door, he heard crying and began to panic - had Ceaser s experiment exploded? Was he hurt? He opened the door to find Ceaser sitting on a stool, holding a piece of what seemed to be metal. What s up babe? He asked.
This is what s up. It should be flexible, and look! No flex in it at all, that s five grand down the drain, cried Ceaser, walking over to hug Jasper.
Five grand, really? Come on, it s not the end of the world. Why don t we go into Hull. We ll go shopping, ice skating or watch a movie - your call, my money. Can we do it all? Ceaser asked, smiling.
Sure hun, whatever you want. As the two exited the room, they heard the doorbell ring. Wonder who that is? Ceaser opened the door and gave a low growl. Calyx was standing at the door in all his fabulousness, and asked, is Calvin ready? He said he d be here by ten so we can get to the movie in time. As he finished, Calvin came running up to them.
Hey Lyx, hey Ceaser. Do you want to come with us to the cinema? We re off to watch that new Brad Pitt movie. Yeah, but I want to take Bee, I haven t ridden her since I got back. Fine I ll go on Calyx s bike. Goody. Jasper, put this on, Ceaser said, handing Jasper a motorcycling helmet, we re off on Bee. He ran around to the garage and opened it, revealing Bee, a red racing scooter. Hop on, Ceaser said, starting the bike up. Jasper got on the back part of the seat gingerly and grabbed hold of Ceaser. I am not letting go of you. Ceaser gave a shrug of his shoulders and twisted the throttle violently, causing the scooter to lurch forwards, and they were on their way.
You have made this my best birthday ever! The dinner, the movie I think it is time for the last thing, Ceaser said, winking. He pulled Jasper by the jumper, dragging him to the bedroom.
Jasper pushed Ceaser on to the bed and removed his trousers, then grabbed the wood and placed it to his lips. He licked the head of it, causing Ceaser to squirm in pleasure. Jasper continued until the scream of ultimate pleasure came from Ceaser. Oh my freaking god, Jasper! What the heck was in that drink? That was awesome, I... I have never felt anything like it, Ceaser asked breathlessly.
Nothing, that s what we call the birthday surprise. Part one, the head of penis is the most sensitive part, so for a special, nasty, treat, you just continue to lick it. But it takes forever, longer than it takes Victoria Beckham to finish a piece of broccoli, ooh I m nasty! Jasper answered. The problem is, part two, unprotected sex, it is awesome, because there s no plastic in the way. Good. Well, shall we get ready for it then? I have the lube here, Ceaser replied. He squirted a large dollop on his hands, then rubbed it slowly along the length of Jasper s manhood. He rolled over, allowing Jasper to enter him, and began thrusting his hips slowly. Did you say this was better? There s nothing. Ok. What about this? Jasper asked, thrusting his hips harder and faster.
Nope, Ceaser replied. Jasper began breathing quickly, indicating the impending orgasm. Ok that was odd, why was there no pleasure? asked Ceaser.
I don t know, maybe it has no effect on dogs? But anyway, let s sleep. Hope you enjoyed your birthday. As he said this, Jasper rolled over and shut his eyes. Ceaser became worried. He knew what the problem could have been, but he couldn t tell anybody. And that meant everyone but the family.
It had been about two weeks since his birthday, and for the last five days, Ceaser had woken up feeling severely nauseous. He was throwing up more than ever and he was having weird mood swings. He thought his worst nightmares had come true. Hello, can I speak to Professor Jameson, please? It s urgent. If necessary, tell him bad seed . Thank you. , He was talking on a phone in the kitchen as he had finished speaking, Jasper walked into the room. Professor, thank you. I think it has happened. I think I am pregnant. Those words ran through Jasper like white noise. How could Ceaser be pregnant when he was a man? Ceaser, what do you mean, you think you are pregnant? Ok, I have a lot to tell you. You might want to sit down. As the two sat down, Ceaser began his long and complicated explanation. I m what scientists call a bifertile hermaphrodite. Basically, I can make babies as well as have them. I am the only recorded one in history - they thought it was impossible, and I think that birthday surprise has knocked me up. Ceaser looked at his partner, he seemed like the world had ended. I m off to the hospital. I am meeting up with the biologist who first discovered my condition, to see if I am pregnant.
At the hospital, Jasper finally spoke. So, if you are pregnant, are we keeping them? He knew he was going to stay with Ceaser no matter what, even if he was getting children, things he never thought he d have.
Yes. I don t agree with abortion, Ceaser replied.
Ceaser, we are ready for you, came the voice of the nurse. Ceaser entered the room and lay down on the bed.
Ok, Ceaser, we re going to take an ultrasound scan. Lift your top up. Ceaser squirmed as the doctor squirted the cold fluid onto his stomach. As the first probe hit his flesh, the two dogs looked at the screen, and there it was - the obvious image of three puppies growing inside of Ceaser. With the second probe came the triple thud of the three hearts, and Jasper realised he was going to be a father.
I ve got to go; I ll see you at the house. Reality had just hit Jasper; he knew what he had to do.
It had been six hours since Jasper had left Ceaser in the hospital. He arrived back at the house, welcomed by the open arms of Ceaser.
I thought that you had got a plane back to the States. No freaking way! I am not leaving you - not now, not ever - and to prove it, Jasper sunk on to one knee and pulled a small box from his pocket, will you marry me? Ceaser and his family just stood there, stunned.
Oh my god, yes! Cried Ceaser. Jasper took Ceasers left hand and placed the 20 carat gold diamond ring onto the ring finger. He then rose and kissed Ceaser, who ran over to the females of the family to show them the ring.
It was the wedding day, five months after they realised they were going to have puppies. The puppies were still not here it had turned out that the age prolonging drug affected the gestation period, and they had no idea how long it would take. Ow, my stomach! Ceaser shouted, panicking everyone at the door, ready for the walk down the aisle. No, don t worry it s just nerves, I hope. As he reached the alter, he clutched his swollen stomach.
Are you sure you re ok? The registrar asked.
Yes, it s just nerves. Well ok then, I ll... The registrar stopped as Ceaser collapsed onto the floor, screaming God help me, I need to get to a hospital! Screamed Ceaser, obviously in pain.
Call 911! Came a cry from the seating area as everyone huddled around the man lying on the floor. Ok umm, what do we do? I think we should treat him like a woman, lie him down flat on the floor After ten minutes the ambulance arrived. Ceaser was taken to the hospital, and Jasper went with him. Are you ok? Jasper asked.
Oh, I don t know! I m about to give birth, how do you think I feel? They arrived at the hospital and Ceaser was rushed to the maternity ward, where his family were waiting,
Hey Ceaser, you re the first man here ever! Said Calvin. Get him out of here! Ceaser screamed.
We ll leave you two alone. Good luck, Ceaser. God knows you ll need it, said Kate.
A nurse came over to Ceaser and checked the machinery that he had been connected to. She became wide eyed and pushed a red button next to the bed. Ok, Mr Sadler, we have a major, major problem. You re too far along to have the Caesarean section. Jasper gave a giggle, making Ceaser annoyed. He grabbed Jasper by the tie, pulling him next to him.
What s funny? It sounds like my name? I am going to have to push these kids out of the hole, the hole which you put your dick into to make them in the first place! I hate you! Screamed Ceaser.
Ok, Ceaser, you are going to have to... Push them out; I know that. Am I too far along to have the epidural? Unfortunately, but luckily, I think, it should be easier for you than a woman. Argh! How long will it be, do you know? Ok, about an hour, if not less. Hang on, let me have a look. Damn, this is weird - I see an ear, I think it s time! Oh no! Ceaser said, starting to hyperventilate. The nurse placed an oxygen mask over his nose, calming him down. She gave him the order to push down. Oww! I thought you said this would be easy! Ceaser cried.
I never said that, I just said it would be easier than a normal birth. Ok, that was good. One more push and we ll have baby number one. Ceaser pushed, and the nurse continued, ok, we have number one. It s a girl. Jasper cut the umbilical cord, and passed the puppy to the nurse.
God, I have to get two more out of me, Ceaser moaned.
Yes, but it may take a while - up to about an hour - for the next one to arrive. The nurse replied as Ceaser sunk back into his pillow.
You are doing great, Jasper said, leaning into Ceaser to kiss him. What do you want... Argh! He was cut short; Ceaser pulled him down. I think it s time for number two, argh! He pushed.
We have a problem down here, scalpel! What s up? Jasper asked.
The baby s head is stuck, we have to widen the passage. He made the cut, causing Ceaser to curse in pain. Push... well done, it s another girl. The doctor then felt Ceaser s stomach. Ok the next one is nowhere near, I d say another hour. Ok, here s the first one. Congratulations! Said the nurse, passing Jasper the oldest child.
What should we call her? I was thinking Bryony Mae Davis-Sadler. That s nice. What about the other one? I have no idea, I was hoping for two boys and a girl. Do you have an idea? Yeah, Anna Jasmine.
As predicted, it was an hour before the next one came along, this one a boy. They were moved to a private room, Ceaser was stitched up and hooked up to yet more machines. He was asleep as the two families came in, with Brian leading the pack.
Oh, congratulations, you are now a proud father! Brian said excitedly, pulling Jasper in to a lung crushing hug.
Thanks, but can you keep the noise down? The four are sleeping, whispered Jasper.
Wow, four nieces and nephews, said Jazz.
No, two nieces and one nephew. Ceaser is trying to sleep as well, explained Jasper. Can you come back later? When they re up, I ll come and get you. As they left, Ceaser began to stir. Hello beautiful, you did great! Three healthy puppies we still need to name the boy. I was thinking Micah Jonas. Whatever, I am too far out of it at the moment, Ceaser sighed.
Wow, they re beautiful, said Kate, picking up Anna and holding her like the experienced mother that she was.
It had been three hours since the birth of Micah, and the families had just re-entered the room. They were all crooning over the three puppies. Micah was receiving his first bottle feed off Jasper, who was sitting on a chair next to the bed where his boyfriend lay. Bad day for a wedding, hey? Said Jasper, whilst Micah began coughing. Lois took him and did what every mother does in that situation.
Yeah, well, we ll find a new date, Ceaser sighed.
No you won t, came a voice from the door. It was the registrar, who performed the ceremony there and then. I now pronounce you man and husband, you may kiss in wedlock. As they kissed, the room erupted in cheer, and suddenly died down again as the puppies began crying in the noise.
I think we are going to be ok! Sighed Ceaser.
Yeah, replied Jasper.