Title: The 'P' Word Is Spoken, And Xianna is Obsessive

Pairings: Oc/Oc, light 2718, one-sided Oc/Hibari, implied 6984, RL and 8059

Rating: M...?

Summary: The Vongola Family is chaotic enough, but what happens when a group of foreign kids happen to stumble on the scene? Various one-shots, might be connected.

Warnings: Google Translate used, light shounen-ai/shoujo-ai/hetero themes, randomness, OC's, swearing, sexual themes

A/N: Intro to Xianna this chappie~ Oh, and this was inspired by the creepy kids at my school who were talking about...well, you'll see. And, because Xianna's in this chapter, the rating will get bumped up to M. Because he's just that badass. Oh, and I don't own KHR, I own the OC's, and this is the morning after the last chapter.

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Natasha woke up that morning feeling...odd, to say the least. Then, the rather annoying headache came, and when she started to get out of bed, she felt something warm come down her legs.

She blinked. Once. Twice.

Fuck.

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Antonio wasn't in a very good mood this morning. With his little lover pissed at him (it wasn't his fault that the indigo-haired male was so...eager last night!), his sister off training with Gokudera (who was limping today, thanks to Yamamoto), and Natasha going off to train with Basil (who was also limping, thanks to Mukuro), he had nothing to do.

Well, he could see if Xianna or Cassie were busy...and decided against it. It would be too weird to hang with Xianna, and Cassie was not an option, seeing as she was around Kyoko and Haru all the time, and he did not need to be dressed like an idiot.

As if luck was on his side, Natasha stumbled into the room, seemingly dazed. Following her happened to be Asura (who was considerably less pissed, he noted.) and Xianna, who was seemingly half-asleep, seeing as a result of his experiments, he could sleepwalk.

"So...what's up?" Antonio asked nervously. He had no clue what kind of mood his lover was in, and with the crazy mauve-haired male also in the room, the chances of him getting killed were rather high.

Natasha rolled her eyes. "Well, expect me to have mood-swings. It's that time for me." The other occupants in the room (excluding Zianna) nodded. After all, they had spent a few years in imprisonment with each other, so there were no secrets between them. Even their personal buisness was in the clear. It was kind of sad that there was no part of each other's past they didn't know. None.

"And..." She continued, "How come nearly everyone last night got laid!"

Asura, who was drinking milk, immediately made a small noise before milk spewed from his nose, his face as red as Gokudera's flame. The brunette immediately went to save his little lover, who quickly forgot his anger in favor of saving his own life.

And yet, Xianna was still asleep. Still.

"W-what makes you think-" The indigo haired male started, before the albino chose to interrupt him.

"Well, the younger Hibari-sempai is still here, and he's limping. 'Dera's limping, Basil...knowing Mukuro, he'll be limping, and I heard Lambo screaming from downstairs last night. And, we all know how you two spent last night together. So, that's like 5 cases of UNF right there."

Asura, who had his breath back (although his face was still that lovely shade of red) questioned, "What's UNF?"

Natasha smirked. "According to my sources, it means, Universal Noise of Fucking."

Antonio began to laugh, which caused Xianna to crack open an eye and mutter, "You bastards could all be in a fucking porno."

Antonio quickly stopped laughing and became deadly silent. Then, the dark-skinned male shakily said, "You said the p-word."

The mauve-haired male raised a brow. "The p-word? What the fuck are you talking about now, spineless?"

Asura rolled his eyes. "He's talking about porn. Apparently it's a bad word." The other male snorted. "So? People watch porn all the time. Some people say it's the shit these days...if you can't have sex, that is."

Antonio slammed his head onto the table. "I DON'T LIKE PORN, DAMMIT!" He shouted.

"..."Lambo cursed his luck at the moment. He just had to be the one that walked into a conversation like this.

Xianna smirked. "I rather like porn, and I'm not a bitch like you. I'm surprised you can pound Asura into the mattress."

Asura sent a sharp look in the other's direction until Antonio replied, "Well, at least I can actually get laid. You've been pining over Hibari Kyouya, and you know he won't even look at you that way. You're so pathetic in that case. No wonder you like porn."

Lambo groaned, letting the others know of his presence. Why did he have to find out that one of the most terrifying kids in his life was in love with the scariest person ever?

Natasha waved at the teen. "Oh, look. Lambo's here. How's your ass today?"

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Upstairs, everyone was awakened by the loud wail the cow had given for someone to shut those evil children up.

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OMAKE:

"...Hey, Natasha?"

"What?"

"Do you have any...you know access to the cameras or anything?"

"I could sneak away during training. Or wait until Mukuro shows up and distracts Basil. Why?"

"I want the usual."

"Did you get the other photos dirty? Again?"

"Shut the fuck up. I can't resist seeing Hibari getting pounded into the mattress, even if it isn't by me."

"...Xi, you are sick. But, I like that about you, so it's okay. Just remember..."

"If anyone asks, we aren't affiliated."

"Right."

"...The pictures?"

"I'm on it!"

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A/N: There is a poll coming up. Once I introduce all the kids (well, teens actually) I will hold a poll to find your favorite, and I will write their backstory first. Then it'll go to the next one, and the next...so, look out! And vote! Later~