Title: Cats, Comics and Kyouyas Will Attack

Pairings: Oc/Oc, one-sided Oc/Hibari, implied 2718, 6984, RL and 8059

Rating: T, for swearing.

Summary: The Vongola Family is chaotic enough, but what happens when a group of foreign kids happen to stumble on the scene? Various one-shots, might be connected.

Warnings: Google Translate used, light shounen-ai/shoujo-ai/hetero themes, randomness, OC's, swearing, sexual themes

A/N: Cassie, Tai, Q.T., Mosshu and Revca make appearances in this one! I was rather proud of this one, and, I put a song reference in here. Some character bashing, OC bashing, and Uri. Because Uri needs (his? her?) own warning. I don't own KHR, I own the OC's.

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"YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

"What the fuck was that?" Xianna questioned. His younger brother Revca glanced at the front door from his seat on the sofa, then shrugged.

Natasha rolled her eyes. "It's probably Lambo; God knows what he's done now." A flying book connected with the albino's head. "SHIT! WHO THE HELL THREW THAT AT ME!" She shouted.

Antonio pointed at Asura, who pointed at Xianna, who pointed at Revca, who silently pointed to Q.T., who flipped a bird to all the male occupants in the room.

Just then, the front doors slammed open, and a short, small, raven-haired child ran in screaming his lungs out. Uri, the lovable cat, ran in after him, but had a...oddly happy expression on his face.

"..." The group was quiet, wondering what the hell the small boy did to piss off the cat...or its owner.

"Wow. Just, wow. No words can explain this." Antonio muttered in shock. Asura nodded in agreement, looking at the direction the child went. "I hope he's alright."

"OWWWWW! SANTO MIERDA QUE DUELE COMO UNA PERRA!"

"Well, seems like Mo's remembering the Spanish we taught him," Tai chirped happily.

Cassie, who was sitting on the other side of the room squeaked, jumped up, and ran after Mosshu while clutching her first aid kit that Kyoko and Haru gave her.

"When the hell did she bring that shit in?" Xianna questioned. The smaller mauve-haired male shrugged and went back to drawing his comic.

The elder, seemingly interested, leaned over to look at his younger siblings sketches, before his eyes widened. He got up from his seat, and ran from the room. Revca looked at his brother, glanced at his comic, and bit his lip. He hurriedly dashed after his brother, sketchbook forgotten.

The four remaining occupants glanced at the hall the duo disappeared behind, until Q.T. said, "Why the hell are we pausing every ten seconds nowadays? I swear, this is that jackass Hibari's fault and-"

"Herbivores. Why are you crowding? Again?" Well, speak of the devil. Or, in this case, the vampire that didn't sparkle.

Q.T. raised a brow, while Asura glared and pulled out his kusarigama. Antonio, who was sitting beside him, visibly paled. "W-where did you get that from?"

The indigo-haired male smiled, however, it had a rather carnivorous tilt to it. "I stashed this in the couch after we sat down."

"Enough talk herbivores. You will all be bitten to death," Hibari calmly stated. Asura and Q.T. leaped up, weapons drawn, itching for a fight.

"Bring it on."

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"Mo, really. How did you not know that was cat nip?"

The child sniffled. His small, fragile body was littered with light cuts and dark bruises in random areas. "Levi told me it was baby powder!"

Cassie twitched. 'That creep...'

"Well, you'll be okay now that you're cleaned up and the scent's off you! And, I'm sure the cuts aren't that bad or deep, so you'll be okay. The bruises might take a bit longer to heal so-"

She was cut off my a small murmur from Mosshu, whos face was hidden by his bangs. The elder girl gently pushed the multi-colored bangs from his face. 'I wonder why he dyed his bangs red and white...?'

"I want...revenge, Cassie-okaa-san. And I will get my revenge, and...Voy a hacer esto con mi morir voluntad de!"

While the small boy was running down the hall like he was on crack, Cassie sighed to herself. "That poor, stupid, creep..."

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A/N: Nyahahahaha! I used translations! I feel so proud! As to why Mosshu calls Cassie 'Okaa-san': Mo was born and raised in the familiga that they were rescued/adopted from, and he reconized Cassie as his mother, and he called Asura his Oto-san or Tou-san, which means father.

And, translations:

1. SANTO MIERDA QUE DUELE COMO UNA PERRA! = HOLY SHIT THAT HURT LIKE A BITCH !

2. Voy a hacer esto con mi morir voluntad de! = I will do this with my dying will!

Also, tell me if they're wrong, so I can fix them. And, I shall put up an omake that will be the whole next chapter. It'll tell you about the fight, Mo's revenge, and what happened with the two siblings. Until next time!