Title: Bananas, Bruises, and Bakas, Oh My!

Pairings: Oc/Oc, one-sided Oc/Hibari, implied 2718, 6984, RL and 8059

Rating: T, for swearing.

Summary: The Vongola Family is chaotic enough, but what happens when a group of foreign kids happen to stumble on the scene? Various one-shots, might be connected.

Warnings: Google Translate used, light shounen-ai/shoujo-ai/hetero themes, randomness, OC's, swearing, sexual themes

A/N: Well, I'm rather pleased with this. 8D I was soooo stuck on exactly what to do for revenge until today. And my finals are over! WHOOOO! *coughs* Sorry, my bad. Anyways, onto the chapter!

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"What the fuck were you thinking?"

The door slammed behind the taller sibling, while the younger cowered beside the bed. The room was dark, the moon illuminating the room and giving their pale skin a heavenly glow.

But one look into the elders eyes showed nothing but promises of pain, torture, and pure hell.

"Why the fuck would you even draw us like that! I told you, it's never right! You shouldn't have fell for me in the first place!" Xianna growled.

Revca's eyes began to fill with tears. "I'm sorry aniki...I love you..."

The taller mauve haired-male must have heard, because he began to throw things in the room, occasionally breaking items and cursing.

"X-xianna, I-"

"Fuck, sometimes I think it would have been better to let you die there!"

At those words, a pang of anguish ripped through the smaller teen. "Y-you...I-I can't...why?" Revca began to shake uncontrollably, and his breathing became quicker. Xianna glanced at his brother, slightly nervous.

"T-then I-I-I'll d-die t-th-this t-t-t-time, a-and y-you'll b-b-be fr-free of m-m-me." The shaking was getting worse, and the small child began to hyperventilate.

Xianna immediately ran across the room towards his younger siblings, only to be pushed away by shaking hands.

"L-l-l-et m-m-m-me g-go t-th-this o-o-once..." An arm dropped limply at his side.

"B-b-b-but I-I-I-I st-st-still..." His eyes slowly began to close.

"L-l-l-love...y-you..." And then, he stilled.

"TSUNA!"

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"Hahi! I can't believed you survived a fight with Hibari-san!"

"I wasn't even involved!" A voice whined.

"Still, that was very brave of you to protect your lover and sister like that," Kyoko added.

Antonio blushed a bit at the statement. He, along with Asura, Q.T., Natasha, Haru, Kyoko and Tai, were sitting in the infirmary. The younger four were, predictably getting their wounds treated after getting their asses handed to them.

Courtesy of Hibari Kyouya.

Asura pouted. "Yeah, he was pretty awesome and all. But I still did great!"

Q.T. nodded enthusiastically. "Yeah, more training and we can beat the crap out of him!"

"Lie," Natasha muttered. Q.T. glared at the albino. "Excuse me?"

"Lie," The white-haired female repeated. "As in, that's a lie. A 'little' training won't make us worthy to beat the Vongola Cloud. Hell, we might barely beat Lightning."

"Well, to beat him, we just pour his milk carton down the toilet. Simple win for us!" Tai exclaimed. Haru grinned. "I bet if you make something they can't resist and not give it to them, then you might win!"

Thus, the two females began to strategize on how to beat the Vongola...with cake.

Kyoko could only laugh.

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Levi was having a normal day. It included being insulted by Fran, worshiping Xanxus, and getting kicked and screamed at by Squalo. Ah yes, a normal day indeed.

Until he tripped over a banana peel.

It was rather random, as usually there wasn't food laying around Varia HQ. Levi wondered if the maids had cleaned the hallway yet, got back up, and continued to walk.

Until he slipped again.

And again.

And again.

And he walked in the same hall twice, and tripped three times.

How was that possible?

And all the time, he heard someone going, "Nyahahahahahahaha!"

It just wasn't his day.

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A/N: Okay, and that's it! Now, Revca has a problem with anxiety and abandonment, and he'll react the same way he did here. Only thing is, the first time it happened, Xianna was able to calm him down before he passed out. But, the situation's different here. So, I'll see you all later! Ja ne~