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Dash: HELLO PEOPLE, WE ARE BACK~~~
Ness: Why are you talking in caps?
Dash: 'CAUSE I WANT TOOOOOOO~~~~~
Ninten: ….Then whats with the swirly thingys?
Dash: Idk.
Ness: ಠ_ಠ
Dash: GOD OF POO, I CAN'T EVEN MAKE THAT FACE~! I HALF TO COPY IT FROM SOMEWHERE~!
Ness: ಠ_ಠ
Lucas: ಠ_ಠ
Claus: ಠ_ಠ
Dash: BWAH~! Ok, let's get on with say dares and truths! -^.^-
Nana: …Mood change much?
Dash: …*pulls out her new LIE 101 (lie detector) and trazer.* HERE ARE SAY REVIEWS~~~~
GamerMonkeyChan:
Dares:
Ness-Kiss Lucas for 30 seconds, and we'll see how it ends up XD
Kuma-Beat up a Pigmask
Jeff-Eat a dounut
Tony-Kiss Jeff :3
Nana-Join Kuma in beating up a Pigmask
Truths:
Tony-do you LOVE Jeffay?
Poo-Where are you?
Ana and Paula-Why are you both steriotypical girls with the most PSI abilities?
Claus-How much do you love Lucas?(Hurrhurrhurrrrr :D)
Everyone mention in the review: ಠ_ಠ
Dash: POO, WHERE IN QUEEN MARY'S NAME ARE YOU?
Poo: ..In the bathroom. :/
Dash: …
Everyone else: …
Ness: *rofl* I think he's talking a him! XD
Dash: *laughs* I think so too Nesu!
Ness: Japanese names now?
Dash: MAYBE~ Now then, how much do you love Lucas, Kurausu?
Claus: *faint blush* I love him just as much as a twin brother would.
Dash: How much is that?
Claus: *blush reddens* I love him as much as I love mom and dad.
Dash: *Raises a brow.* Ok then….
Lucas: ?
Claus: *Still has a blush* W-What?
Dash: ….Nothing. Now…Ana, Paula, why are you both steriotypical girls with the most PSI abilities?
Ana: Well….I don't know what it means to be a "Stereotype," but the reason I have the most PSI abilities is because I was chosen to. It's the reason why I have little of HP.
Paula: Same thing with me.
Dash: Good for you…..Moreover, (Insert devilish smirk) Tony, do you LOVE Jeffay?
Random group of Yaoi fangirls: SAY YES! SAY YESS!
Tony: *flushes red* ….Uh…
Jeff: *faint blush and raises a brow* …..?
Dash: *takes pity on Tony* Ok…..you can whisper it in my ear…..
Everyone but Tony, me, and Jeff: NOOOOO!
Jeff: Maxwell!
Maxwell: Hey, I want to know too.
Tony: *mumbles something*
Dash: …? What'ch ya say?
Tony: *Mumbles something louder, but makes barely a whisper*
Dash: Ah, spit it out dude! I can't hear ya!
Tony: I LOVE JEFF OK? *runs off somewhere crying*
Jeff: *blushes and runs off to find Tony* H-Hey! Wait up!
Dash: Heh, heh, heh.
Ness: What now?
Dash: Luck for me, I have cameras all over the mansion. I gotta check what those two are going to do sometime…..
Lucas: O.O I don't wanna know…
Dash: I do.
Nana: I do too.
Kumatora: Same.
Ana: Dido.
Paula: Yup.
Yaoi Girls: US TOO~!
All say boys: 0.0
All us girls: What~?
Ninten: Yaoi witches…..
Dash: Yay. Now for the dares…..*Smirk* Kumatora, Nana, go and beat up a Pigmask.
Kumatora: *Is fully healed* I'm ready…Nana?
Nana: *Got her metal oddly bending whips in her hands* Yup.
Kumatora and Nana: *go to find a Pigmask.*
Dash: Ok….Now….Ness, Kiss Lucas for 30 seconds, and we'll see how it ends up XD
Ness: Ah hell no…..
Lucas: 0/0 Ness' right…..hell no...
Claus: *is jealous* Lucas' my brother, there is no way I'm letting him get kissed by another guy….Or at least other than me…(hehehe….I'm a fan of this couple too kinda….)
Dash: Too bad. *Pushes Ness and Lucas's heads together*
Ness and Lucas: *! 0/0*
Dash: *Removes her hands*
Ness: …..I guess I mine as well enjoy it…..*Wraps his hands around Lucas*
Lucas: !
Claus: *Is furious now*
Dash: *Takes a picture*
-3 minutes passes-
Dash: ಠ_ಠ
Claus: D=
Ness: *breaks the kiss in need of air*
Lucas: *breaths hard*
Dash: You guys sure can hold your breath…
Claus: …You guys were kissing for 3 minutes…
Ness and Lucas: 0/0
Yaoi Fangirls: KYAHHHHH~! *all of them faint*
Dash: 0.0 well now…Lets go to the video room and take a look at what Jeff and Tony were doing…..Or are still doing.
-Room change, video lounge-
Dash: Ok….Now to find the video camera to whatever room Jeff and Tony are…
Lucas:*eyes widen* uh…guys…Take a look at this…
Claus: Huh? What is it Lu-0.0
Ness: Wha-O.O
Dash: Whats going O-N! *Sees Tony and Jeff making out on the screen, but Tony's shirt and hat were off and they were using tongue.* O.O *turns of the TV screen and runs to the living room #3* JEFF! TONY!
Jeff and Tony: 0/0! D-Dash! What are you doing here?
Dash:*face palm* FOR THE LOVE OF BRITNEY SPEARS ON A UNICYCLE, THIS STORY IS T-RATED! GO MAKE LOVE THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE SLEEPING IN SNOW WOOD!
Jeff and Tony: 0/0 O-Okay…
*Everyone else wakes in*
Ness: Think I'm blind…..
Dash: Oh well…We got the last dare done at least….Now for review numbah 2! Oh and look! It's Aquas DragoKnight!
Ness: Good…..She's not a Yaoi Fangirl….
Dash: Ok, I know you enjoyed that kiss with Lucas. Don't deny it.
Ness: *looks away and blushes* …S-Shut up.
Aquas DragoKnight:
...Oh, let's just get to the point.
Truths
Kuma: Who do you love? Tell us!
Paula: What was it that you wanted to tell Ness at the end of the game?
Ninten: How come you can't use offensive PSI?
Dares
Tony: Peck Jeff on the lips
Lucas & Claus: If you've got anything against Porky, this is your chance for payback. GO KICK HIS BUTT!
Salsa: I don't like Fassad or animal abuse in general. Go throw dung at him. Oh, and have a Luxury Banana.
Dash: *calls Kumatora's cell (Yes, she has a cell phone. XD)*
Kumatora: Hello?
Dash: It's Dash. We have a truth for ya, who do you love?
Kumatora: To ya the truth, I don't have a crush on anyone. I guess the closest thing I would like more than a friend would be Lucas or, or even and Duster…But they're more like my family than a friend or lover/Lovers.
Dash: Good to know, bye then.
Kumatora: See 'ya.
*End of phone conversation*
Ninten: ….I don't even want to know.
Dash: Good, cause I don't want to tell you.
Lucas, Claus, and Ness: I want to know.
Dash: She doesn't even have a crush. /:
Lucas: Oh, but are you sure that she doesn't have a crush on Duster over there? *points at Duster*
Duster: *wakes up* Huh? What?
Dash: She said she thinks of you and Duster more as like a family.
Lucas: Oh.
Duster: ..?
Dash: You can go back to bed, young thief.
Duster: Ok…*falls asleep on my couch again*
Dash: Time for Paula's truth, what was it that you wanted to tell Ness at the end of the game?
Paula: I was going to tell him thanks for taking care of me and that I found him as a very loving brother at the time, but then I guess the battle with Giygas scared me so much, that I couldn't remember what I was going to say. ^.^;
Dash and Ness: Ah.
Ness: I found you as a very loving little sister too I guess….
Paula: ^.^
Ness: =)
Dash: Ok then, Ninten, How come you can't use offensive PSI?
Ninten: Probably the same reason that Ana has the most PSI. I was chosen to have only defensive PSI or that I don't need it because I have 4th-dimention slip. :/ I would love to have offensive PSI though.
Dash: Makes sense. Now, time for say DARES! =D Tony, Peck Jeff on the lips.
Tony: *pecks Jeff on the lips* There.
Jeff: ….I want more…
Dash: Wait 'till the end of this chapter.
Jeff: ….Fine.
Claus: ….Can me and Lucas go kill Porky now?
Ness: Can I join them in the killing?
Dash: Yes and Yes. WRIP HIS HEAD OFF!
Lucas, Claus and Ness: YA! *runs off*
Salsa: (Dash-sama, may I borrow your dung gun you have over on that self?) *Points at my gun self*
Dash: Sure.
Salsa: (Thank you, I'll be off then.) *takes gun and leaves.*
Dash: Well, that's all folks!
Everyone remaining in the room: COMMENT FOR THOSE ON !
Dash: AND REVIEW FOR THOSE ON !
…I will eat you for dinner.
~Alataya