Me: Now Hazama after your little song how do you feel?
Hazama: Quite good actually
Me: You in the mood to be the Grinch yet?
Hazama: Oh ya! I'm going to steal the hell out of those presents!
Me: Alright then Mr. Troll go do your duty :D
Hazama: Troll Claus AWAY!
Me: There goes a proud troll.
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How the Troll intends to break in!
So as the troll was cutting his suit something sprang into his mind, like a light to a bulb.
"Wait a minute". He said to himself.
"How exactly am I going to get to this poor excuse of a town anyway"?
The troll seemed to be at a halt with this thought that crossed his mind. He began to think, and think, and think and think. But nothing that came across his mind could solve this problem of his. He first thought that he could walk to town and snatch everything.
"Nah that's a terrible idea, how exactly would I carry all these things back anyway"?
He scrapped that plan. Next, he thought that he burn everything in town like he did the church.
"But there's no fun if they aren't alive to witness what I did".
He then got rid of that plan. No matter what plans came into his head he just couldn't work them into his master plan. But that's when it hit him, like when someone gets hit upside the head with a baseball bat (it hurts ... I would know).
"How come I couldn't think of this brilliant idea before! It's just so amazing I have to hold in the urge to tell someone, but then again, who would I tell? Never mind that".
The troll then knew that when he needed some help on a project or killing something or someone, he could always count on his trusty ouroborous. Oh how his ouroborous made everything easier in life, like when he's killing someone but is just too lazy to move to get them, when he is just a little inches off from reaching the last chocolate chip cookie in the jar on top fridge or even when he just too lazy to get up off his chair to do anything for the matter.
"OHHHHHHHH ouroborous"! The troll said with glee in his voice.
"Daddy needs a little help ruining a holiday! So if you want to get that chain waxing you better get down here"! A few moments of silence.
"As in now"! Still no reply.
"Look get down here and help me ruin Christmas or I'm going to ruin you"!
The second he spoke that black and green snake chains began to run down the stairs so fast that the snake like chain began to trip on its chain links, until it touched the bottom of stairs and fell on top of the troll.
"Alright who's a good evil demonic snake like chain? That's right you ARE"! Hazama said as he began to pet the snake chain head. He got snake like hissing and moaning (or whatever sound snakes make when you touch them) sound off the snake, so could tell it was happy.
"Alright boy let's get you ready to drive my sled of evil all the way down to orient town and ruin their Christmas FOREVER"!
And so Hazama (the troll) began to latch his ouroborous up to his sled of evilness. His sled looked nothing like Tager Claus's red sled of joy. His sled has the same shape except that his was a fusion of black and green, it has small little snake head accessories all over the corners of the sled, and for some reason he decided to put his face of the front of it. Now with his trusty ouroborous attached to the sled waiting for his command to launch down on the town he begins to laugh and mock the town below him.
"Foolish little people, you better shout, and you better cry, I want here you pout and I'm telling you why! Cause Hazama Claus IS COMING TO TOWN"! He yelled at the end of his little rhyme. With that said the troll gave his trusty ouroborous the signal to go and away he went. With nothing in his way he was surely going to enjoy this havoc he was about to unleash upon orient town.
"Tonight is the night when Christmas is destroyed forever"!
End
Me: Encore! Encore!
Hazama: I didn't sing anything though?
Me: I know but you're just so awesome!
Hazama: Oh, why thank you.
Me: Well let's call it a chapter here shall we?
Hazama: Alright cause rhyming is hard work
Me: Reviews!