Title: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...a Squalo?

Pairings: No major hints in this chappie.

Rating: T, for swearing. And Mo.

Summary: The Vongola Family is chaotic enough, but what happens when a group of foreign kids happen to stumble on the scene? Various one-shots, might be connected.

Warnings: CRACK, light shounen-ai/shoujo-ai/hetero themes, randomness, OC's, swearing

A/N: Okay, I'm not explaining things twice, but there's an important update on my profile for my stories for a little while. Anyways, this idea came to me from a weird source. My dog. :3 So, enjoy the crack! And I don't know if swallows can be silver, but whatever.

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Mosshu was happily playing in the gardens of the Vongola mansion with Jirou, who seemed to be having fun chasing after a baseball the younger hit.

The raven giggled at the exuberant puppy, and his thoughts wondered to his recent plot of revenge. Well, mostly his peers reaction.

The main family, in his opinion would find out sooner of later, and Mosshu personally thought later was better.

Xianna simply scoffed at his efforts, saying they were too childish for him to be impressed. Mosshu tried to argue that he was pressed for time, but the mauve-haired male wouldn't hear it. Frustrated, the child told the teenager to grow up and stop internally killing his brother.

Needless to say, the raven had a nasty bruise on his cheek from the remark.

Tai had pouted and complained on how she wanted to help prank Levi. Then, she made him promise to shave off his eyebrows next time there was an issue, and she'd tattoo the words, "Xanxus' wannabe bitch" on his forehead.

Antonio was too busy engrossed in a video game against Asura, who was easily kicking his ass. Asura actually listened and laughed at his story, and then agreed with Tai's suggestion.

Natasha was asleep. Revca said that she didn't sleep well last night, and that she was still tired that morning at breakfast.

And everyone knew that when you woke Natasha up from a nap when she's lacking sleep, you would die. "Because a sleep-deprived Nat equals a extremely pissed pregnant woman with a chainsaw," Antonio had said.

Just then, a loud noise snapped Mosshu out of his musings. But not any loud noise. It was a loud cry of "VOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" That seemed to shake the trees.

And just at that very moment, a silver swallow flew by in the sky.

Now, a confused Mosshu makes mistakes. And Mosshu made a rather large one. Which led him to running in the mansion screaming at the tops of his lungs, "I SAW A SQUALO FLY IN THE SKY!"

The Vongola guardians facepalmed in confusion, while the younger group seemed to be laughing their asses off in understanding.