DISCLAIMER:I OWN NOTHING.
Dash: If I did, there would be loads of more romance and Lucas would still have his mother and brother and would be a girl.
Lucas: …..Why would I be a girl?
Dash: X3 *points at a picture on Deviantart of Lucas wearing a bunny maid outfit.*
Lucas: 0/0
Claus and Ness: *Nosebleed*
Dash: We have 'a lot of reviews. ~
Ninten: Shit.
Dash: NO SWEARING MISTER~
Ana: That's my line!
Dash: Too bad, so sad.
Thought Cloud:
I've never did this before!
Truth:
Giygas: Why were you in an egg with Ness's face...? I forgot why!
Lucas: Does Smash Bros. piss you off?
Kumatora: Which Magypsy do you think is the strangest? (Including Fassad).
Dares:
Tracy & Picky: Admit any love feelings to each other?
Pippi: Admit your love to Ninten!
Boney: Make out with Cleocatra! (Mother 3 enemy, Chapter 7)
Dash: I'm glad to be this first one that's truth or dare fanfic is your first. =D
Paula: …That sounded confusing.
Dash: Ya well…GIYGAS!
Giygas: *is playing guitar hero 3, through the fire and flames on expert.* SO FAR AWAY~
Dash: ಠ_ಠ
Giegue: I am not in any way him or related to him.
Dash: Ok…..Lucas, Does Smash Bros. piss you off?
Lucas: No, I actually like the game, even though I get bashed about, I make a lot of friends in Brawl Mansion.
Ness: Yep, I am one of them. ;)
Lucas: =)
Dash: Kumatora, Which Magypsy do you think is the strangest?
Kumatora: I think they're all wacky, but I guess either Doria or Aeolia would be one of the strangest out of the 7. If not, Fassad would be.
Dash: I still think that Ionia is because of how he taught Lucas PSI…..or at least from my prospective.
Claus and Lucas: *shiver*
Dash: …..She taught you as well Claus?
Claus: No, I just learned how to use PK Love by Porky who can't use PSI. Of course I learned from Ionia, I did meet her in chapter one.
Dash: Oh…..
Giygas: OH YA I BEAT THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES ON EXPERT AND GOT A 100~!
Dash: NO ONE GIVES A SHIT! Now, why were you in an egg with Ness's face...? I forgot why!
Giygas: So Ness and his friends don't see me or realize my true strength unless it was necessary, like if me and Pokey were losing. =P
Ness: Your true strength was demolished by a pray.
Paula: An 11 year olds' pray!
Dash: Eat that!
Giygas: STFU, Giegue was beaten by a song!
Ninten: Hey, that's my nephew you're bashing there!
Giegue: SHUT UP THE LOT OF YOU!
Everyone: Ok…..
Dash: Daring time now, Tracey and Picky, Admit any love feelings to each other?
Tracey and Picky: Aren't we a bit young to have any feelings of love for each other? We're only 9.
Dash: In the author's book….
Ali: *slaps Dash* STOP BRAKING THE FOURTH WALL. *teleports away*
Dash: *pout* Ow! Ok…I'll take it, and to Thought Cloud, isn't that a truth? Now, Pippi, Admit your love to Ninten!
Pippi: I already did. X3 NOW YOU'RE MINE NINTENY!
Ana: NO HE'S MINE WITCH! HE KISSED ME~!
Pippi: STFU! THAT WAS A DARE! IT DOESN'T COUNT!
Ana: YOU STFU! *The two of them get into a catfight.*
Dash: Great…..
Ninten: ; Crazy girls….
Ness: *is rofl*
Dash: Ok….Bon-ಠ_ಠ
Boney:*Kissing a Cleocatra, and trying to pull away from her*
The Cleocatra: *Trying to keep Boney from letting go*
Boney: *kicks away* (Yuck! I want a doggy treat now…)
The Cleocatra: (Come on big boy, kiss me again~!)
Boney: (Get away from you crazy cat!)
Dash: *SMAAAAAAASHs' the Cleocatra away*
Lucas: Boney! *runs over to check on Boney*
Boney: (Lucas! The Cleocatra was insane! Please give me a doggy treat. ;~;)
Lucas: *Hugs Boney and gives him a doggy treat*
Dash: Awww…
Porky2:
OMG a Mother truth or Dare fic I have a bag full of yuri dares planned...reread rules oh come on no yuri guess I have to use my back up dares till you change your mind.
Truth
Dash-are you sure we can have Yuri dare cause Jackattack555 was brave enough to do yaoi even thought he was straight so you should be able to do yuri. (You can just look away)
Duster-why can't you steal from enemies in battle
Dares
Porky-here is something from a fanfic I plan on doing which will make you turn back to a kid for 1 day. Now that you are a kid again I want you to make Hinawa your slave for the chapter.
Hinawa-you cannot back out of becoming Porky slave for that chapter and must do whatever Porky says no matter what it is. That right he can even make you turn into a pedo by making you have sex with him.
Flint-you not allow to do anything about it mostly because you going to be too busy doing this dare. I want you to fight Chuck Norris to see who is truly the strongest.
Dash: Fine, fine, I'll let Yuri in….
All the girls: NOOOOO!
Dash: Too bad. DUSTER WAKE UP YOU MORON~!
Duster: Hmm?
Dash: Why can't you steal from enemies in battle?
Duster: *Shrug* Why would they have anything?
Dash: Idk, good point. *makes Porky a kid*
Porky: Hinawa, you're now my slave!
Hinawa: Better than being dead I guess…..
Flint and the twins: WHAT?
Flint: I WON'T ALLOW IT!
Dash: Flint, you have to fight Chuck Norris to see who is truly the strongest.
Chuck: I'm right here, let's make this quick, I got a match in an hour.
Flint: I gotta make this quick too, let's just get this over with. *Starts to fight Chuck Norris*
Lucas: *clucking onto Claus making sure he doesn't go off to try to fight Porky2 for making Hinawa Porky's slave.*
Claus: Lucas…..let go of me.
Lucas: No! I'm letting you go after someone who is trying to do something to mom….I'm not letting you die again…*lets go of Claus and falls to the white tile floor.*
Claus: Lucas…*hugs Lucas* Fine….I won't go after Porky2….Just don't cry…
Lucas: *Hugs Claus back*
Dash: Awww…
Lord-Over-Birds:
No romance here-they've been done before. Except one, but that's really weird and nobody's ever written it. If you really wanna know what that is, PM me.
No, this is just stupidity.
Truths:
Nana - Have you ever talked so much you've bored someone into dying (also known as "bored to death")?
Loid - Did you ever realize that you hid in a trash can?
Dares:
Ness - One of my favorite characters, but for some reason I've always wanted to see you explode in a giant fireball and then re-form like one of those aliens in the movies. (Don't ask.)
Lucas - You love omelets, but do you love haggis? Go eat some. (Most disgusting thing I could think of.)
Dash: No romance here-they've been done before. Is that a dare for me? If it is you would have to put Dash: or Dash- beforehand. Yes, you can dare me.
Nana: Have I talked so much that I've bored someone into dying? No, they left before then.
Dash: Ok then, Loid, Did you ever realize that you hid in a trash can?
Loid: Of course.
Dash: *twitch* Ok…
Ness: *Reads his dare* WHAT THE FU- *boom*
Loid: I love explosives.
Dash: I do too kid. *high five*
Ness: *reforms into Giegue*
Giegue: What the f***ing hell?
Everyone else: ಠ_ಠ
Ness: DAMNIT, ITS WORST THAN BEING PORKY!
Porky: Whats wrong with me?
Dash: Everything, now time for Lucas to eat a haggis.
Lucas: *looks like he is going to puke* W-What is t-that? *pointing at the oval –like thing on the dish*
Dash: *looks ill* It's a haggis…..you have to eat all of it.
Lucas: *looks ill as well* O-ok….*starts to crack it open and eat the haggis. Hmmm…it's not too revolting…*finishes the haggis and sprits to the bathroom*
Dash: I don't wanna know….
Claus: I hope he's ok…
Ness: Poor guy…
Kumatora: That stuff looked like shit….
Dash: No kidding…Oh ya, Jeff, go eat a dounut.
Jeff: Huh? Ok….*eats a dounut*
Dash: Good boy.
Jeff: I'm not a dog.
Dash: Your Tony's dog. XD
Tony: 0/0
Jeff: More like he's mine…..*smirk*
Tony: 0/0
Dash: Ok, enough of that.
Ana: *PK Freeze'd Pippi* WE NEED MOAR REVIEWS!
Dash: MOAR INSANITY~!
Claus: Moar omelets. 'A'