Me: I appreciate the reviews from Kit Kat-Chan: D

Hazama: Oh it's so nice to know that people want to help destroy X-mas with me :3

Me: I wonder how we can get her in here _

Hazama: OH I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A LITTLE HELPER! :D

Me: alright then ...

Hazama: Well I'll see if I have any spare evil elf suits in the back *runs in to the back room*

Me: there any in there?

Hazama: Yup! Alright now it's just finding her to get her to put it on

Me: Do you even know where she is?

Hazama: afraid not

Me: Well oh well hopefully she will show up later, I would love to have more talking in this thing!

Hazama: Shall we get back to my sleigh ride of evil?

Me: Indeed my good friend!

Hazama: HE OWNS NOTHING!

Me: Don't have to rub it in *starts to cry*

Hazama: It's what I do ;)

An evil night on the town!

Onward his great evil black sleigh rode downward towards the town of orient! He laughed evilly knowing that there is nothing that can stand in his way, no one and nothing can stop him from reaching the town!

"What a beautiful town ... let's ruin their Christmas"! Hazama then landed on the first roof he saw was big enough to hold his sled. He had parked his sled on a rather large house that seemed to have about 2 rooms. The residence of the house were Tsubaki Yayoi and Jin Kisaragi, a young couple who's wedding preparation was going to held on Christmas day, but this did not concern the troll.

He jumped out his sled grabbing his trusty butterfly knives (and no he is not going to kill anyone that would be terrible :O ) so that he could cut down anything the was connected to Christmas. He also grabbed some a permanent marker, you never know when you're going to need one. Now that he had everything he needed he jumped down into the chimney of the young couple's home.

When he hit the bottom he slowly creped out of the chimney attempting not to make any kind of sound what so ever. He first noticed the stalking hung above the chimney hole, so he pulled out his trusty knives and cut off the tops and they fell into a sack he brought with him. Next came the Christmas decorations that hung the wall, he went to the closet and pulled out a vacuum and plugged it in and began to suck in all the decorations that were placed all along the wall.

In Jin and Tsubaki's room ...

Jin awoke slowly hearing a faint sound that sounded like a fan coming from downstairs, so he tried to get up but then realized that a certain someone was snuggled up into up to his chest fast asleep. He tried lightly pushing her off but that only woke her up.

"Hmmm ... J-Jin what are ... y-you doing ..."? Tsubaki asked in a very quiet tone.

"I swear I could hear something coming from down stairs. It sounded kind of like a fan". He answered back quietly.

"It's probably just the w-wind ... come back to b-bed with me ... we have a big day tomorrow remember"?

"Alright, you're probably right anyway". So Jin quietly crept back into bed with his future wife, and she snuggled back up into his chest. After a few seconds they were both back to sleep.

Back to Troll Claus ...

"Are they awake? Doesn't really matter anyway I'm almost done here anyway". He had basically cleaned out everything that had to with Christmas, except for the tree. He tried to lift it, it was too heavy. He tried cutting the branches of but that would take forever and would ruin his costume. That's when it came to him.

"I got it! OUROBOROUS"! Hazama used his dark snake chain to move the tree up the chimney until it was all the way out. He then pulled himself back out with his chains until he was back on the roof.

"Well that was fun, ONWARD TO THE NEXT HOUSE"! He chanted and jumped over to the next house's rooftop. This house belonged to a young squirrel girl named Makoto. Hazama had an odd feeling that there was going to be something odd about this house, but he couldn't let his gut feeling from stopping him. He grabbed another empty bag and was down the chimney just as fast as he did last time.

He took a quick look around and he knew already what this lady wanted for Christmas. It honestly wasn't that hard to tell that she wanted a special kind of nut or acorn. So just like last time he pulled out his knives and began the process of taking (or destroying) everything that had to do with Christmas. He was about to take the tree when he realized that Makoto had hung acorns and nuts instead of shiny wire, and instead of lights she had consistently blinking on and off acorn shaped lights. He turned his attention over to the sleeping squirrel on the couch. All he could do was sweat drop when he saw she was sucking on chewing on an acorn shaped pillow.

"What doesn't this girl have that is related to acorns or nuts"? He asked quietly to himself. He thought that he had really didn't even want to have to carry these nit things back up the chimney with him, instead all he did was pull out the plug and cut the cord in half. That way she wouldn't get to see her nut ordainments glow in the morning. After that he just pulled himself up the chimney again and was off to the next house.

"I swear these houses just get weirder as I go on, but this is the price to pay for being me". So he just jumped into the next chimney and waited till he touched the bottom. He swore when he touched something burning, cause when he touched the bottom there was a huge fire going and he climbed all the way back up to the top and fell on the roof.

Back inside ...

Back inside the house, the kaka's where enjoying some smors when they thought they heard someone yelp in pain.

"Who do you think made that sound Tao"? A young kaka asked.

"Who cares who made the sound, let's focus on making the smors"! Tao said back to the young kaka in a delightful tone.

Back on the roof ...

The troll had burned the butt of his suit badly, but luckily his suit was fire proof.

"Who the heck has a fire going at midnight"? The troll asked to himself seeming annoyed by the fire below.

"Alright ouroborous one more house we will take a break". Hazama jumped over to the next house, and went down yet another chimney.

This house was more Chinese like and didn't seem like they cared for Christmas. It looked like they were more into celebrating Chinese New Year. Well he didn't really anything against Ney year's day but then again they were in a town where everyone celebrated Christmas so he might as well ruin their holiday while he's at it.

"*sigh* might as well start with the lights". There wasn't allot in the house but lights so might as well cut the power to it. So he pulled out his knife and cut the power to their house, so they wouldn't get that lighting they wanted in the morning.

"Well that should be it for a while, oh well". With that he was off and up the chimney again. He just walked on to his sleigh, sat down and pulled out a bottle of red wine.

"I don't know how that fat man does it". He said and took a sip from the bottle. Tonight was going to be along one.

END

Me: That was excellent!

Hazama: You're too kind my good sir

Me: Now how do you expect to pull this off again?

Hazama: IDK I NEED HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME ITS TO HARD FOR JUST ONE TROLL!

Me: o.O ?

Hazama: *running around screaming for help*

Me: -.-

Hazama: *still running around*

Me: Just review -_-