Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Dash: MWAHAHHAHAHAH!
Everyone else: O.O
Lucas: *is hiding behind Claus and Ness*
Dash: We have LOADS of reviews!
Ness: Ah, hell no!
Dash: Ah, hell YES! Let the torture begin!
Chobiboko:
I've never done this so...
Dares:
Porky - Jump on Lucas and force him to eat 10 freshly baked muffins.
Claus - Throw a Pigmask at Porky, then kiss Lucas for 40 seconds.
Porky: *Jumps on Lucas* EAT THESE MUFFINS!
Lucas: *is in pain* O…K…*eats the ten muffins, then faints*
Claus: *throws a Pigmask at Porky* GET. OFF. HIM!
Porky: *Is on the floor* ASPHFDS! I CAN'T GET UP!
Ness: *ROFL*
Dash: Go kiss your brother now, Claus.
Claus: …/
Dash: Oh please, he's asleep; He won't know.
Claus: … *Grabs his asleep brother and kisses him for a minute* ….. /
Dash: =3 *took a picture of the kiss*
Supersonicman96:
My first time reviewing a truth and dare fanfic so here it goes.
Truth:
Hinawa and Flint: Why is Lucas blond?
Ness: Do you hate it when people look at your hair
dares:
Lucas: Be a girl until the next person's dare
Flint: kick porky's butt 7 times
Ness: beat Giygas at guitar hero 3 through the fire and flames on expert.
Ness: ARE YOU NUTS? *Points at Giygas who is now playing "We Three Kings" on Expert* THAT GUY IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT ON GH3!
Dash: So? You can at least try and at least tie. XP
Ness: …Good point…..*Grabs the other GH3 guitar controller* LETS ROCK ON THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES ON EXPERT GIYGAS!
Giygas: *Just 100% We Three Kings* YOU'RE ON!
The song starts and the array of hammer-ons attack Ness and Giygas.
On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light,
in flames of death's eternal reign, we ride towards the fight.
When the darkness has fallen down, and the times are tough all right.
The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight.
Ness and Giygas use Star Power.
Lucas: Sweet! Go Ness!
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the wastelands evermore,
The scattered souls will feel the hell, bodies wasted on the shore.
On the blackest plains in Hell's domain, we watch them as they go,
An array of red yellow later for green to join in notes start to attack our Guitar heroes.
Through fire and pain, and once again we know...
So now we're flying we're free, we're free before the thunderstorm,
Star power triples enter the stage.
On towards the wilderness, our quest carries on.
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight,
Giygas uses Star Power.
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls...
So far away we wait for the day,
For the light source so wasted and gone;
Ness uses Star Power.
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days-
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!
-Insert hard but epic Guitar solo here-
As the red day is dawning, and the lightning cracks the sky,
they'll raise their hands to the heavens above with resentment in their eyes.
Running back through the midmorning light, there's a burning in my heart;
We're banished from a time in a fallen land, to a life beyond the stars.
In your darkest dreams see to believe, our destiny is time,
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight...!
And on the wings of a dream, so far beyond reality;
All alone in desperation, now the time has gone.
Lost inside you'll never find, lost within my own mind,
Day after day this misery must go on!
Giygas and Ness use Star power. Then sing together…..
Ness and Giygas: So far away we wait for the day,
For the light source so wasted and gone,
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days,
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!
Everyone else: ಠ_ಠ
Claus: I think they're enjoying it.
Dash: Yup. XD
A great array of hammering hammer-ons gets defeated by Giygas and Ness as they use Star Power.
Now here we stand with their blood on our hands,
Breath taking triples start to calm and rest the heroes' hands as they have suffered from the start.
We fought so hard now can we understand
Ill break the seal of this curse if I possibly can
for freedom of every man!
So far away we wait for the day,
For the light source so wasted and gone,
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days,
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!
Ness and Giygas use their last Star powers as the final and last doubles enter the stage.
NESS-100% Notes hit, note Streak 3722 ***** 987736
GIYGAS-100% Note hit, note Streak 3722 ***** 983802
Giegue: He….
Dash: No way in hell…
Claus: ...
Giygas: WHAT THE FU-
Ness: I BEAT GIYGAS ON THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES ON EXPERT!
Dash: WE GET IT! XP Flint and Hinawa, Why is Lucas blond?
Flint: *Still fighting Chuck from the last chapter, and winning*
Hinawa: We really don't know, maybe it's from Lucas' dead grandfather Gilbert (Not an actually character, what I guess from theory.).
Dash: Ok, I'll take it. XP
Flint: *Beat Chuck Norris* OH YEAH!
Chuck: That…..That was a good fight….I haven't had such a good fight in awhile…thank you…
Flint: No problem.
Dash: Flint, kick porky's butt 7 times.
Flint: I was just getting to that. *cracks his neck* Oh Porky….
Porky: 0.0 *Runs*
Dash: *Dashes after him, and grabs him* I'm called "Dash" for a reason you know. 3
Porky: Which I hate…
Flint: *kicks Porky's butt 7 times*
Porky: *is having trouble staying up.*
Dash: *tazers Lucas* WAKE UP!
Lucas: OW! *hair is puffy* WHAT?
Dash: *Holding back laughter* Um…..hehehe *Pulls out her Genderblender 101 gun and points it at Lucas* HEHEHEHE~
Lucas: O.O *gets ready to run*
Dash:*Shoots*
Lucas: *Hits and he faints*
Ness: ….Is he gonna be OK?
Dash: Idk, probably.
Claus and Ness: *Sigh*
Lucas: *Wakes up and stands* Ow…..That hurt…..What happened…?
Ness and Claus:! *Blushing like hell*
Lucas:….? What? *Looks into the nearby mirror.*! *Has about shoulder-length messy blond hair, and has a sunflower in it. He/she is still wearing his/her red and yellow striped shirt, but looks tighter when it's not, instead of shorts, he/she is wearing a tight jean skirt with tight black shorts.* WHAT THE HELL!
Dash: I think you look cute. *laughs then smirks* I think Claus and Ness like it too. X3
Lucas: *blushing a lot *
Claus: *Starting to drool*
Ness: *Nose bleed*
Dash: *takes a picture of all of this.*
Porky2:
ya yuri allow now I can torture anyone the power of yuri and yaoi dares (better use one of each per review of torture)
Dares
Hinawa-for being able to put up with being Porky slave for a chapter you get 10,000,000 DP but you have to do one more thing to get it. You need to do the hardest task ever...grow a sunflower.
Claus-for not going off to fight me you get to go have an omelette eating contest with Lucas. The winner gets to play with Duster's cool thief tools and Rope Snake.
Pokey-I would have dared older you this but it going to take a while to come up with another youth potion so you have to suffer the torture. You must kiss Ness for 1 min.
Paula-you will sin today as your dare is to kiss Kumatora for 1 min.
That all...for now...
Dash: I like this guy' dares, there fun. *snicker*
Paula: I don't…..T.T
Paula's Father: I don't either! I don't even know why Paula's here, but what I do know is that she is NOT going to kiss another girl! Come on Paula lets go ho-*BOOM*
Ali: *Grabbed her metal rod and sent him flying into next week* *Smashes it on her hand.* EAT THAT! NAO, DO THE DARE PAULA!
Paula: *Shivers and kisses Kumatora for a minute, then pulls back.*
Kumatora: Yuck. D
Dash:*took a picture* Ahem, Pokey, you must kiss Ness for 1 min.
Pokey: ….
Ness: YOU GOT TO BE KINDING ME!
Claus: Come on, I saw this coming a mile away.
Ness: WHAT?
Dash: I did too.
Lucas: Same…*is glad to be a boy again.*
Ness' Mom: Dido.
Ness: WHAT? NO YOU TOO MOM!
Dash: JUST KISS HIM ALREADY!
Ness: *Twitches in fear* OK! *Kisses Pokey for a minute, then pulls away and runs to the bathroom.*
Pokey: ….*walks away*
Dash: *Took a picture of it and stares at Pokey.* Hmmmm….
Everyone else: ?
Dash: What'ch ya staring at? Claus, for not going off to fight me you get to go have an omelette eating contest with Lucas. The winner gets to play with Duster's cool thief tools and Rope Snake.
Claus: SWEET!
Lucas: Ok then…..
Dash: OH HINAWA, GO BAKE US A BUNCH'A OMELETS~
Hinawa: *Has 100 Omelets ready.* GO BOYS! XD
Lucas and Claus: *Start to eat.* OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM, NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM, NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NO-oaf. X
Lucas and Claus: *collapse after 50 each*
Dash: …. IT'S A TIE!
Ness: Who knew that Lucas could eat that much…..
Hinawa and Flint: I did.
Dash: Well duh. Hinawa, for being able to put up with being Porky slave for a chapter you get 10,000,000 DP but you have to do one more thing to get it. You need to do the hardest task ever...grow a sunflower.
Hinawa: …You got to be kidding me.
Dash: Just do it. XP
Hinawa: *Attempts to grow a sunflower 20 times, and fails 19 of the times.* I DID IT!
Everyone else: …..
Dash: ….Wow.
Hinawa: What? I never grew one before…..
Dash: I didn't say anything, Paula, you will sin today as your dare is to kiss Kumatora for 1 min.
Paula: *Cries, but kisses her for a minute.*
Kumatora: I hate you.
Dash: =D
Moogiuh
omg
Time for torment! :D
Truths:
Ninten- Do people usually mistake you for Ness, or the other way around?
Claus- Is it cool to be a robot? :O
Ness- Why are you such a mama's boy?
Tracy- How the heck did you get a part-time job at the age of 9!
Nana- Admit it, was there anyone else you like before Lucas?
Dares:
Pippi- Have a romantic dinner with Ness in front of everyone; and when you're done kiss him for 2 hours.
Porky- Summon the Pigmask army to beat up your brother Picky
Kumatora- Falcon Punch Nana to the moon xD
Ninten: People mistake me for Ness. :U
Ness: :U
Dash: =D
Claus: HELL NO. I HATE BEING A ROBOT!
Dash: Why? :U
Claus: I feel like a monster. ;~;
Dash: …Ness, Why are you such a mama's boy?
Ness: … I am not a mama's boy.
Ness' Mom: Yes you are. :3
Ness: ….;~; *Hugs his mom*
Ness' Dad: -Because for some reason he hates me. _
Ness: No you hate me! You call me fat. ;~;
Ness' Dad: You weight a ton!
Lucas: You do kinda need a diet….
Ness: Not you too Lucas…;~;
Dash: OK, WE GET IT! *That was said through a blow horn. :3*
Everyone else: *Twitch.*
Dash: …Tracy, How the heck did you get a part-time job at the age of 9!?
Tracey: BECAUSE I HAVE AWESOME MIND-CONTOL POWERS! :D
Ness: Why don't I have that? D:
Dash: Because you don't. *Shrug*
Nana: Well, I did used to like my parents, but then they left me because I was too annoying and talked too much when Porky gained control of Nowhere Islands. I now live in the house that my parents and I used to live in together. In all, I did used to like someone before Lucas, but they were my parents, who now don't like me.
Dash: …That's kinda sad. ):
Nana: I know… ):
Lucas: I can't imagine life without my dad at 13. );
Nana: ):
Dash: This dare will cheer everyone up! Pippi, have a romantic dinner with Ness in front of everyone; and when you're done kiss him for 2 hours.
Pippi: Hey, he's just as good looking as Ninten! …Too bad he's fat.
Ness: I AM NOT FAT!
Dash: Yes you are. 8D Oh and, I GET TO DRESS YOU AND PIPPI~
Ness and Pippi: NOOOOOOOO!
Kumatora: I feel bad for them…*Laughs*
Lucas: It can't be that bad….
Claus: *is rofl*
Dash: *Forces Ness to wear a Tux without his hat, and Pippi to wear a Eskimo outfit* :3
Ness: I hate you.
Pippi: YUCK! I LOOK LIKE THAT ESKIMO TRYING TO STEAL MY NINTEN!
Ana: JUST BECAUSE I LIVE IN SNOWMAN DOESN'T MAKE ME AN ESKIMO AND YOU'RE NINTEN? HE'S MINE; HE EVEN SAID THAT HE LOVES ME!
Pippi: YA, WELL, HE SAVE ME FROM ZOMBIES AND LIVES RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO ME, WE KNEW EACHOTHER SINCVE WE WERE 2 YEARS OLD!
Dash: SHUT UP! *Yelled through a blow horn*
Everyone: *Twitch*
Dash: Now, Ness and Pippi go on your date. *Has a smelly table and chairs setup that looks like Porky had ate Pizza, Hamburgers, Steak, and Cake on. Not to mention farted on.*
Everyone but Ness and Pippi: *got Nose plugs from Dash* Have a nice date!
Ness: *Shivers from the smell* what the hell am I sitting on? *Stands up a finds out that he was sitting on cheese from Porky's pizza* …I hate you Dash.
Dash: I love you too Ness. :3
Ness: …
Pippi: I am not going to sit in that chair! There is Ketchup all over it! *Points at the ketchup'd chair*
Dash: You have to. :3
Ness and Pippi:*Shiver and sit in their chairs* …I hate you.
Dash: Love you too. :3
Ness: So….Pippi….
Pippi: …..Yes….Ness?
Ness: *Whispers quietly enough for only Pippi to hear*
Pippi: *Tries not to laugh*
Everyone but Pippi and Ness: ?
Pippi: That was a funny joke! ^_^
Ness: I KNOW RIGHT? :D
Dash: …?
Lucas: What joke?
Ness: What do you call a blow job with handle bars? –Give credit to PsiPaula4 on dA for this joke-
Ana: ….STFU
Lucas and Claus: *Don't get it*
Ninten: ….You guys ate your dinner, so go make out.
Ness: I don't want to.
Pippi: But I love you Ninten~!
Dash: No one cares. Hurry up and kiss.
Ness and Pippi: *Kiss for 2 hours then brake and go on with their own life.*
Dash: Porky, Summon the Pigmask army to beat up your brother Picky
Porky: Ok. *Shrugs and summons's the Pigmask*
Picky: NOOOOO! * Runs but fails, and gets beat up* ;~;
Dash: Poor guy.
Porky: Who cares? -_-
Picky: Y…..Yo….ur mea….n….
Porky: Oh what did you say you waste of space of the world? *snickers*
Dash: That's horrible to say! He's not a waste of space, you are!
Porky: It was for the dare.
Dash: You could've tried to be a little bit nicer. D: And that line wasn't a part of the dare.
Porky: _
Kumatora: *Already Falcon Punched Nana to the moon.* I did it while Ness and Pippi were kissing. _
Dash: :U
Aquas DragoKnight
I'M BACK! DID YOU MISS ME?
...No?
Fine, be that way.
Truths
Flint: Are you Chuck Norris in disguise? Or at least related to him?
Fassad: Are you Locria, the last Magypsy or not?
Loid: What were you doing inside a trash can? I mean, WHY a trash can?
Dares
Claus: Ness had insulted your honour by kissing Lucas! EPIC SWORDFIGHT!
Tony: The last dare I gave you SUCKED. So now you and Jeff get some time alone in a hot spring! Ain't that nice?
Lucas: LE GASP! Porky has kidnapped Nana, and he'll torture her if you don't do something! THERE MUST BE REVENGE! Oh, and have a bag of Dragonite just in case.
Dash: I missed you, you had fun tortures-err, dares! :D
Loid: I hid in a trash can b-because no one would look in one. If I hid anywhere else, the bullies would find me… ;~;
Dash: So cute~x3 *Hugs Loid, who blushes*
Fassad: Yes, I am Locria. _ *Noms a banana*
Dash: I KNEW IT, I REALLY DID~
Flint: I AM NOT A CHUCK NORRIS IN DISGUISE, I AM NOT. LAST CHAPTER PROVES IT!
Dash: Ya, ya, ya….
Dash: CLAUS Ness had insulted your honor by kissing Lucas! EPIC SWORDFIGHT!
Claus: *pulls out his Lightning sword from NO WHERE, while Ness pulls out his bat since he doesn't have a sword*
-Insert Epic Swords Fight please. 8D-
Dash: It's a draw. FU.
Lucas: CK. :D
Dash: 8D
Claus and Ness: *Dies*
Dash: Woo-hoo, I'll revive them later.
Ana: Why not now?
Dash: I don't feel like it. Did Tony and Jeff leave already?
Ana: Ya. *Shivers*
Dash: I'm not going to put a camera in the hot spring…I'm too afraid of what I'll see. D:
Ali: _
Dash: I'm not you- WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Ali: 'Because I am.
Dash: D:
Ali: *Warps out*
Dash: :D
Nana: Who was she?
Dash: My boss. :I
Kumatora: Shouldn't you be nice to her then? :I
Dash: ….No. XD
….
Dash: Wait….
Lucas: Caught on?
Dash: ….YOU DID THAT DARE WITHOUT ME BEING NOTTICIFIED.
Lucas, Nana, Porky: Ya, so?
Dash: …Fu.
Nana: =D
Dash: And I thought you were too much of a crybaby to go save someone Lucas….
Lucas: I AM NOT A CRYBABY! *cries*
Dash: … Crybaby.
Claus: STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM!
Dash: OK. :3
Claus: …Good. :I
Hello. It's me again.
Truths:
Frank: Are you a clone of Teddy?
Lucas: Who was the scariest boss you fought before? (including unused boss)
Kumatora: Did it hurt when Ionia taught you PK Starstorm?
Dares:
Ness: Invite your dad & see what he looks like!
Lucas: Defeat a Ten-Yeti & steal its snowboard.
Another Cleocatra: Make out with King!
Dash: Well Frank?
Frank: NO, Frank is not a clone of any sort.
Dash: K OK. :/
Kumatora: YA, GETTING HIT BY LIGHTNING IS PAINLESS!
Dash: …ಠ_ಠ Well, excuse me princess.
Kumatora:
Lucas: The scariest boss? …
Ness: ?
Dash: ಠ_ಠ
Lucas: C-Claus…
Claus: Hmmm? Shouldn't you be ans-…o-oh…:
Dash: :
…
Dash: DARES O' GOLD
Invite your dad & see what he looks like!
Ness' Mom: Oh Kenneth! :D
Ana, Ninten and Loid: KENNETH?
Ness: Dad?
Ness' Dad: SON! …Well you're skinnier.
Ness: …SOMEONE WHO THINKS I'M SKINNY~
Ninten: …Whoa. *Stares at Ness' dad in shock*
Ness' Dad: … *Stares at Ninten in shock*
Dash: …OK, SO, NINTEN IS NESS' DAD OF THE FUTURE? ಠ_ಠ
Ana: DOES THAT MEAN SHE'S ME? *Point's at Ness' mom*
Dash: Yes.
Ana: IN YOUR FACE RED HEAD!
Pippi: ….TH-THAT MEANS NOTHING! *Runs away*
Dash: Uhh….Nevermind.
Cleocatra: PUCKER UP! *Makes out with King*
King: -_- zzzzzzzz
Dash: Wow….Failure.
Nana: Ya….
Ness: *nod*
Dash: Is he really asleep and kissing her at the same time? :O
Ness: *Nod*
Dash: . . .
Everyone else: . . .
Lucas: PK LOOOOOOVE *Owns Ten-Yeti and comes back with the Snowboard* …
Dash: ….ಠ_ಠ
Giygas:
NESS NESS NESS NESS NESSS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESSS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESSS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESSS NESS NESS NESS NESS
Ness: AHHHHHHH!
Giygas: THAT IS A FAKE, KIIIILL IIIIIIT!
Dash: I wonder why the author finds you cute….
Giygas: Because I am :3
Ali: Yus, yus you are X3
Dash: …
Well…
NESS NESS NESS NESS NESSS NESS NESS NESS NESS!
Ness: *Attempts to kill the author* *Loses all his clothing but his Boxers* …. ./.
Ali: That's why you don't attack me. :D
Paula: X3
Everyone else: ROFLMAO
Jeff: Have you ever talked to Bubble Monkey after your adventure?
Ness and Lucas: Why is it that when you made your transition to Smash Brothers, your attacks were Offensive PSI that you never learned? Both of you never learned PSI Thunder, Fire, or Freeze, also you never learned PSI Starstorm. Also why is it that in Smash Brothers you say PK before any PSI attack? It's not PK Fire, it's PSI Fire, dammit.
Duster, Flint, Boney, The Magypsies, Ninten, Poo, and Loid: I DARE YOU GUYS TO NOT HAVE ANY ROMANTIC CONTACT WITH ANYMEMBEROF THE OPPOSITE SEX EVEN IF SOMEONE DARES YOU TO
Duster, Flint Boney, The Maqypsies, Ninten, and Poo: AHHHH! D:
Loid: I'm fine with it….
Lucas and Ness: Master Hand told us to, and we learned the PSI attacks on our own in the training hall…
Lucas: ;
Ness: ;
Claus: Only I can do that. _
Dash: So? |D
Jeff: Actually, yes, he is actually pretty smart…
Dash: WTF? HOW IS A MONKEY SMART?
Jeff: Well they are the next smartest orgasm –
Dash: YOU ARE HURTING MY BRAIN, STOP USING BIG WORD I DO NOT KNOW OF!
Jeff: …
Loid: This is the end of this chapter….Don't dare or truth me anything….please? ;~;