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Alataya: I wish I did. ;~;
Ness: …? Why are you here? –Looks around- This isn't Dash's house…
Lucas: Eeep! o_o I know I was sleeping on one of Dash's Futons….. Did you move us here?
Alataya: NO, REALLY?
Lucas: ….
Claus: Don't sass him. :I
Paula: Why are we here, and not at Dash's house, Ali-sama?
Alataya: Yay, someone recognizes me! :3 Well….. I'll tell you later.
Ninten: Did the lazybum get fired?
Alataya: No, she's too much like me to get fired. |D
Ninten: ….Ok. :/
Moongiuh
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! :D
Truths
Tony: Have you had any romantic interests OTHER than Jeff?
Nana: I keep confusing you for SSBB Nana -_- What are your thoughts on her, anyway?
Paula: I kinda read Sapphire Drakon's fic, Helplessness, and believe me, I got really scared. What exactly happened when Pokey kidnapped you?
Dares :D
Dash-I AM AVENGING NESS! As his partial fangirl who's planning a fic about him in the near future, I deserve the RIGHT TO DO THIS! Dasha23, I DARE you to do through all 3 Mother games as the main protagonist! You replace Ninten, Ness and Lucas, with the help of King, Flint, Pippi and Nana as your party members! You've got all chapter and a few other chapters if needed to do this!
Pippi- Switch bodies with Ana!
Lucas- Have a hardcore chess match with Ness, fighting included xD
Now... I think I'm gonna leave before Dash gets to me D:
Alataya: That's why Dash isn't here. ^_^ I have communication with her though, want to talk with her?
Everyone else: Sure/Ok/NO/zzzz
Alataya: Ok, ^_^ -Calls Dash- Do a few truths during this time…
Tony: ….Not really…-Stares at Loid and Lucas-
Loid: ….
Lucas: ….
Dash: HI! ^_^
Everyone: …O.o
Claus: What was-
Alataya: DASH! PUT NANA ON, WE HAVE A TRUTH!
Dash: Ya, ya, ya….
Nana: Hi! ^_^ I heard I had a truth?
Alataya: Ya, what are your thoughts on Nana in SSBB?
Nana: I don't like her….She and her brother-
Ness: Her and Popo aren't related. :/
Nana: ….We'll, I find her to be stereotypical and a baby….. I mean, she just copies Popo! It's kinda lame….
Alataya: Ok, that's all, Bye Nana, nice time talking to you. ^_^
Nana: Bye Ali. –RIIING-
Alataya: Kyo K….Paula…-Hands Review Sheet-
Paula: Ah….When Pokey kidnapped me, I have to say that I don't remember anything of that…..I saw a blue van pull up to the preschool, but after that, I don't know….I woke up in a cell-like house, with the bear I had carried out from the preschool, after that I heard some people talking about how wonderfully blue Mr. Carpainter was and how he could use electronic attacks, after that, I feel asleep a little and had a dream about Ness and Mr. Carpainter. I awoke with the Franklin Badge.
Alataya: …o_o
Pokey: -totally not present-
Ness: Ok then…
Alataya: Ya….no. ಠoಠ Ya know what, I'm just going to do this so we don't have to just call Dash everytime we have something for her/everyone else to do. –Dismantles the phone to where she put something in it where she could she Dash and everyone else on the screen, and the thing that allows you to talk to someone with. - -hooks the two onto a scanner-like thingy and hooks that up to the computer.- OK! –turns on the power and goes to input 9.-
Everyone Else: O_O ITS DASH AND EVERYONE ELSE!
Nana, Flint, Dash, Pippi, King: O_O
Dash: WHOA! –turns to see everyone else not in the group-
Alataya: Check your phone!
Dash: -checks phone, the screen is all messed up- WTF ALATAYA! YOU SCREWED UP MY PHONE!
Alataya: IKR? I just messed with the connection and everything…
Dash: _; Well, you did this because you have a dare for someone, so crack at it.
Alataya: OKIE~ -Start to glow a bright color.-
Pippi and Ana: _
Everyone else: O_O (PS: Bold and Italic means EVERYONE, even Dash and the rest. Not Alataya. Italic means with Dash and her crew.)
Ana: WHAT THE FU- Stares at her clothing and touches her hair- -cries-
Ninten: ;~; -cries too-
Pippi: -screams- AHHHHH! I'M AN ESKIMO- wait. NOW I CAN DATE NINTEN, WOOOO!
Ninten: NEVER! ;~; -whispers- Oh wait…..she;s Ana's body….-Perverted smirk-
Ana: -Pippi punches Ninten-
Ninten: x_x –faints-
Ness: …
Ness' Mom: …
Ness' Dad: …
Alataya: Ouch.
Ness: I can't play chess for crap. D:
Alataya: So? I don't hear Lucas complaining. :/
Lucas: -got the board set up- …?
Ness: …Fine… *sits down* dibbs on white.
Lucas: Ok. –sets up pieces-
*10 minutes later*
Lucas: -Whips out Ness' King-
Ness: ARRRRGGGGHHHH! D:
Lucas: What…? Not my fault you can't play… :/
Ness: D; BOOOO
Lucas: I'm sorry ;~;
Alataya: It's ok, Ness is just a sore loser. :I
Ness: HEY!
Alataya: :I
Ness: …
Lucas: …
Stephen Coman
And thus it is the begining of the end.
Ninten and Ness: Perform a duet from Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera. I don't care wich.
Ana and Paula: Make 9000 flapjacks.
Loid and Jeff: Build a rocket to the moon and bring me back moon cheese.
Porkey: Organize a performance of Act V of Shakespear's Hamlet with a cast completely made up of pigmasks with the exception of yourself playing King Claudius.
Claus: Review said performance.
Lucas: Stand around and look pretty.
Dash: Make a slideshow using all the pictures you have taken in this story and force everyone to sit through it.
I HAVE SPOKEN!
Alataya: -loads pictures to her other wide screen.-
1st Picture: Everyone sleeping
Everyone, even Alataya: :O
Dash: hehehe….
2nd Picture: Ness, Lucas, and Tony blushing.
Tony: o/o
Ness: D/:
Lucas: o/o
3rd picture: Lucas wearing a bunny maid suit.
Lucas: THAT'S FAKE! D/:
Ness: heheh….
Lucas: Stop laughing! _
Claus: …..-holds in laughter-
Lucas: _
4th Picture: Tony and Jeff…..
Alataya and Dash: ….0/0
Everyone but Jeff: -Faints/nosebleeds-
Ness: That's sick…..-vomits-
Jeff: How did you…CAMERAS? Dx
Alataya: Ya…
5th Picture: Ness and Lucas kissing….
Ness: -blushing but angry- DAMN YOU DASH!
Dash: Hurr hurr…..x/D
Alataya: -Loves the picture xD-
6th Picture: Ana and Ninten kissing.
Ana: EEE~
Ninten: -KO'd still-
7th Picture: Paula and Kumatora kissing….
Alataya: …Alrighty…
Dash: Seriously? F
Alataya: You know I like Yaoi and Yuri both. xD
Kumatora: Argh…..Dx
Paula: Dx
8th Picture: Girl Lucas
Alataya: Cute XD
Lucas: o/o
Most of the guys awake: X/D
8th Picture: …:U Pizza
Alataya: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Everyone else: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Alataya: No more pictures |D Unless you want to see mine. |D
Ness: HELL NO
Claus: -dies-
Alataya: -throws a revive at Claus-
Claus: -lives-
Jeff: I GOTZ THE MOON CHEESE –Hands Moon cheese to Stephen-
Stephen: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NO- Done :3 –leaves-
Pokey: Preferences are for pig butts, organizing them are just a pain!
Alataya: I don't care. DO IT! OR ELSE!
Pokey: Or else what?
Dash: …..-covers ears and covers eyes- o_o;
Everyone else: …..?
Some things are just not meant for mortal eyes…
Pokey: OK! BOYS START!
Alataya: *Records*
Pork Troop one: *Very manly man voice* OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Pork Troop two: -very girly mother voice- BY THE DAWN'S EARLY-
Pokey: YOU IDOITS! THAT'S NOT HAMLET!
Pork Troops: Well, EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS! –They all leave.-
Alataya: …..I'll take it, maybe I'll make it a spoof in a extra. I nearly died from their singing.
Claus: It was terrible. Theres my review F
Alataya: Oh joy. –stares at the tv camera THING-
Dash, Nana, Pippi, Flint, and King are running around, nearly dying from the enemies there at Mt. Itoi.
Alataya: MAN. THAT WAS ANNOYING. I KEPT DYING ON THE NORMAL ROM. D:
Ana: I didn't like it either. Teddie ended up dead because of LOID. COME ON. HE WAS OVERPOWERED AND NO WE GOT BACK NERDWAD.
Loid: ;A; I'm sorry! –cries-
Alataya: DON'T SASS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS! D:
Ana: Sorry.
Alataya: D:
Loid: ~
Alataya: Jeff, did you get the moon cheese?
Jeff: Ya…-gives said reviewer moon cheese-
Ana and Paula: OK. WE'RE READY.
Alataya: MAKE'EM FLAPJACKS! D:
~Hours later~
Ana: Heres the last thousand….-puts tray down and lays dead on the floor, covered in flour-
Paula: -falls on top of her- _#
Alataya: Yuck, I hate flapjacks. –gives them to the rabid fangirls/boys/THINGS- Now. BOYS. SSIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG!
Ness: Why? T_T Ninten is KO'd anyway….
Ninten: Huh? Wha? –wakes up-
Ness: Oh joy. D:
Alataya: -death glares them-
Ninten and Ness: O_O
Ness: OK. WHAT SONG ARE WE DOING?
Alataya: ….Think of Me. Sing. Now.
Both: -google the lyrics-
Think of me,
think of me, fondly,
when we've said
goodbye.
Remember me
once in a while -
please promise me
you'll try.
once again, you long
to take your heart back
and be free -
if you
ever find
a moment,
spare a thought
for me ...
We never said
our love
was evergreen,
or as unchanging
as the sea -
but if
you can still
remember,
stop and think
of me ...
Think of all the things
we've said and seen -
don't think about the way
things might have been...
Think of me,
think of me waking,
silent and
resigned.
Imagine me,
trying to hard
to put you
from my mind!
Alataya: Holy crap. He's liking it.
Lucas and Claus: -LOLING HARD-
Recall those days,
look back on
all those times,
think of the things
we'll never do -
there will
never be
a day, when
I won't think
of you ...
Ninten: Can it be? Can it be Christine? Bravo! Long ago it seems so long ago how young and innocent we were…. She may not remember me, but I remember her ...
Ness: We never said our love was evergreen or as unchanging
as the sea - but please promise me, that sometimes, you will think of me! –Manly hugs Ninten- w
Ninten: BLAH –pushes Ness off- I see. You like opera? REALLY? –laughs-
Ness: W-wha? N-NO I DON'T!
Alataya: Do too. FD
Aquas DragoKnight
AAAARGHHH! PORKY KISSED NESS! MY EEEEEYEEEES!
Truths
Lucas: How does the Dark Dragon looks like? They never showed us in Mother 3...
Nana: You look a lot like Ana and Paula...what do you think that means? *hint hint*
Giygas: SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ!
Dares
Kumatora: EPIC FIGHT BETWEEN YOU AND POO! NOW!
Duster: Your time to shine! You get to get revenge on Wess for being mean to you! *gives a crapload of Thunder Bombs to Duster*
Lucas: In Mother 3, Porky took away all you loved and cherished...he must be punished...and in other for that to happen, you must let your hatred consume you! Become a warrior of evil! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!...And if you try to get away from this, I'll have to punish you! I mean, I'm actually making you a favor here! He deserves this!
Dash: At least you missed me! Have some MAGIC CAKE!
Lucas: It has this redish brown color…and it's eyes are a color I can't quite describe…And I don't know how to become a 'warrior of evil'. Don't hurt me ;;;;!
Alataya: 'Tis a dare. Ya have to. *shrug*
Lucas: *PK Loves Porky in motivation to not get his butt kicked by the reviewist.*
Porky: GAH *blown away to god knows where. Probably to some reviewist's house, I'm betting that it's Aqua's too.*
Alataya: ….
Lucas: ;;;;
Alataya: …I'll take it.
Nana: …I honestly have no clue what you're talking about. I mean, I do but like, I'm shrugging it off. And I think it's irrelevant. I've never been on Lucas's team so it's impossible and plus I'm a minor character. If I was a major it would be a possibility, but I'm not. Its plain stupid to say it in the first place so don't even think about. Why would you? It's just horribly-
Alataya: I GET IT.
Nana: Sorry. I can't help it. It just comes to mind and my mouth stops moving and-
Alataya: *glare*
Nana: :c
Claus: Don't worry, she's just on her period.
Alataya: Claus…
Claus: ….*shuts up*
Giygas: OMG MUDKIPS! 8D *face becomes mudkip'd*
Alataya: ….*snaps one for Dash*
Kumatora and Poo: *appearently already did.*
Alataya: *snap*
Duster: Oh yeah. *starts to chuck thunder bombs at Wess*
Wess: IS THAT HOW YOU TREAT YER OL' MAN? *hides*
Dasha: MAGIC CAKE! –Noms it and gains the power of the pink cloud- TAKE A BANANA! SING A SONG OF PAIN! HAVE SOME NACHOS WHILE YOU PLAY NES GAMES! I HATE MONKEYS, THESE REVIEWERS ARE ON AIDS BUT THEY LIKE ME SO I DON'T CARE!
UNICORNS WILL RULE THE WORLD, GOODNIGHT! *falls to the floor…dead*
Alataya: Sorry dudes, but I think I'ma be done with this D: I'll try to continue it later though, maybe. Just not now. I'll be doing something else for the time being.
Check out my Pandora Heart's ToD. Let's see if it lasts longer.