6

Hey, #6!.. My favorite number is six... dunno why though.

So today at the Akabeko, I overheard Tsubame's conversation with a drunk baboon-lookin' guy. She walked up to him and gave the baboon the green tea he ordered. Heheh.. .

Tsubame- "Here's your green tea, sir! [:D]
(tsch.. she's so cheery...)

Baboon- "How much does it cost?"

Tsubame- "same as the last one, thir-"
(still cheery...)

Baboon- "'Cuz if its more than the last one, I don't want it."

Tsubame " It isn't; its thirty eight-"
(now her voice is wavering...)

Baboon "How much was the last one?"

Tsubame- "38 yen, sir..."
(and she's a bit confused...)

Baboon- "What if I had 6 more? How much would it be?"

Tsubame- "uhm- well!.. 8 times 6 is fourty-"
(she's totally spazzing out now.. trying to go the math.. heheh..)

Baboon- "Wanna know why I drink green tea? Go ahead, ASK WHY!"
(he's lookin a bit deranged at this point...)

Tsubame- "wh-why?" [o_o]
(Now she's all teary eyed... I thought she might cry, or get hurt by Baboon or somethin' so I walked over next to her... which was a big mistake..)

Baboon grabs me by the collar, pulls me down so we're eye to eye (he had stinky breath and snot dripping out his nose.. disgusting drunk...), and whispers to us-

"Because sake is my favorite color!"

aaaand then he passed out, smacking his face right into the floor.

It. Was. HILARIOUS! I was laughing so hard I cried!

I mean.. Tsubame was trembling and almost in tears.. but... eh- she needs to toughen up anyways!

So.. yeah! I gave Tae his money, and dragged him out to the alley-way. Tae said that I gotta start puttin' drunks in they alley 'cuz if we leave 'em right out front, it scares customers away. That's probably the meanest thing I've ever heard her say..and it isn't even mean when ya compare it to Kaoru and Misao and Megumi! (its just kinda logical...) I felt a bit bad for him, bein' left outside like that, since it was-and still is- raining pretty hard. Whatever! I shouldn't feel sorry! Its his fault for getting drunk! But.. being out there for just a few minutes got me pretty wet.. so when I went back inside, Tae demanded that

...6 ½...?

Uhm.. so... Kaoru screeched my name while I was writing, so I ran to the kitchen, aaand there was a raccoon running around taking food and trying to jump on Kaoru's face. Kenshin wasn't home, so we spent the next 4 hours running around the kitchen with our katanas, smashing and wrecking everything trying to get that damn raccoon out! I got hit in the head a lot by Kaoru- which ticked me off. So I started 'accidentally' hitting her in the head! Hehehe... then we started fighting, the raccoon got scared, and ran out of the house and slammed into Kenshin, who had just gotten home. Kaoru was throwing things at me at that point, and I was running.. hah! I ran past the open door where Kenshin and the raccoon were, and they both got hit in the head with pots! xD it was hilarious. Luckily Kaoru stopped throwing things when she heard his "oro". But she says its MY fault he got hit and passed out! Now Kaoru's pissed, and I get an extra hard workout during training tomorrow as punishment!

That stupid.. ugly.. fat... COW! GRARGH!

(A/N):

Hiiii! It has been.. quite a while.. well, a year. and if those who subscribed to the story last year, are still even interested now- I hope you enjoyed it!
school gave me serious writers block.. soooo yeah :3 hopefully it still sounds like yahiko and it was enjoyable to read.. comments suggestions and whatnot are- of course- appreciated! :D have a nice day! night!... life~ ^_^