Me: It's great having Kit Kat-Chan to help you Hazama :D

Hazama: I know! Its lowers my work load ;D

Kit Kat-Chan: What is that suppose to mean? You don't expect me to do everything do you?

Hazama & Me: of course not, that would be no fun :) *crosses fingers*

Kit Kat-Chan: HA! I saw you cross your fingers! LIERS!

Me: Uh oh O_O *runs for the nearest door*

Kit Kat-Chan: Get back here you free loader! *chases me out the door*

Hazama: Ahhhhh young love it warms my heart X3

Me & Kit Kat-Chan: WE HEARD THAT!

Hazama: So? Anyway on to the next chapter!

The Alucard residence

Now that the troll and his new companion were ready to go forth and cause mischief and evil among the townsfolk. Now there is only one thing they have to settle, getting Kit Kat-Chan to put on the evil minion suit.

"NO! I REFUSE"! She said loudly at the troll.

"C'mon just because it's not pink you're not going to wear it"?

"That's right"! The troll sighed, and slapped himself in the face.

"Kids these days, have no respect for hard work". He mumbled to himself. Kit Kat-Chan may be evil at heart, but that doesn't mean she doesn't know how to accessorise. Everyone knows there is one thing you can't keep away from girls between the ages 10-15, and that is muffins and the colour pink. The troll was starting to wonder if bringing the girl along with him was a good idea anymore, was it worth having to put up with a girl who won't change her mind once it's set, just to lesson his work load? So he just stood there and thought about it for a minute. But Kit Kat-Chan wanted to go and ruin Christmas so she whipped a snowball at him, to knock him out of his daze.

"Stop throwing those dam balls of annoyingness at me"! The troll said furiously because this was the third time tonight he received a snowball to the head by the same girl.

"Only if you get me one in pink"! She said back to the troll.

"FINE! I'LL GET YOU YOUR SUIT IN PINK! SHEESH"! The troll said back finally giving in to her snowball throwing wrath.

"Hazzah! I am victorious"! She said in victory. Now that, that was settled Hazama went over to his sled (of evil) and grabbed a pink version of the Santa costume from a spare sack in the back of his sled.

"You had a pink uniform the whole time"? The troll looked at her with a questioned look.

"Don't you carry a spare pink uniform everywhere you go"? The troll asked.

"Well sometimes, it depends on the event". She was about to start a rant about pink cloths when he put his hand over her mouth and looked at her.

"Are we going to cause havoc and chaos, or are we going to talk about your need to wear pink clothing"? The troll asked wanting to get back to ruining peoples holidays. She took his hand off her mouth and replied.

"Fine let's go wreck X-mas"! She said finally back with the glee in her voice. So the pair marched back to the next roof top and prepared to launch down the chimney and wreck up the joint. But before they jumped Hazama had to know something.

"You ready to ruin these people's holiday"?

"Oh yah let's eat all their Christmas cookies, steal the turkey and open the presents"! She said ready to jump into the chimney of this stranger home.

"Then let's begin shall we"? He said the jumped into the chimney with his knives and bag in hand. Kit Kat-Chan soon followed him down the chimney. He hit the bottom first and was about to get up when someone fell on his head.

"That was fun, can we do that again"?

"Mrrphh". Came his muffled response.

"Oh right I'm sitting on your head, my bad". She quickly got up from the trolls head and helped him up. He then told her to head to the kitchen and eat all the cookies that were left out for Tager Claus. He began to do what he did best, first down with house decorations, followed by the streamers lastly the tree which he once again used ouroborous to send all the way up the chimney. He whispered down the hall to Kit Kat-Chan to say that it was time to go. She came quietly down the hall with cookie crumbs on her face.

"Do I even have to ask where the crumbs came from"? He asked.

"Well no, but you kind of told me to eat them so yah". The troll just shrugged and gave Kit Kat-Chan a piggy back while ouroborous carried them up the chimney.

"Weeeeee"! She said as she flew up the chimney on the trolls back.

"Hey this isn't a joy ride girlie"! The troll said to the screaming little girl behind him. Once they got back on the roof the troll waited for his evil minion to get off his back, she never did.

"All right joy ride is over off my back". He said to his companion.

"NO! The joy ride is never bwahahaha! Carry me to the next house chimney! That's an order"! She ordered back to Troll Claus.

"Wait a minute who's the villain here you or me"?

"Obviously me :D". The troll just shook his head no and dropped her on the roof.

"I don't think so little girl, now come on, we got holidays to ruin". He said as he began walking towards the next house which happens to be a little bit bigger than the others, the reason for this was because this was no house roof he was walking on. It just happens to be the roof of a giant black mansion. Kit Kat-chan awed in amazement.

"Wow! I wonder who lives here in the big house". Kit Kat-chan asked to herself. The troll just pointed to a sign outside the mansion gates. The sign read "Home to the Alucard Family". The troll had some trouble back a few days ago with this family in fact. He tried to ruin their daughter Rachel's internet life by trolling her of facebook, little did he know that she told her dad about it and sent him a message warning him to back off his daughter or face the consequences. The troll didn't want to know what that was so he backed off and started trolling others.

"Oh I'm going to enjoy messing around with these guys again". The troll said to himself. Kit Kat-chan started tugging on his arm.

"Come on! I've always wanted to see inside a mansion"! She said and started pushing Hazama down the chimney because she wanted to get in there fast. For a chimney they fell for at least a minute. In this time Hazama checked his watch a few times because he got tired of falling down a chimney and Kit Kat-chan was air surfing in the chimney. Eventually they hit the bottom of the never ending chimney. Once again Hazama's face was squashed under the bottom of Kit Kat-chan laughing when she hit the bottom.

"Hooray! Again! Again! Again"! She chanted quite loudly. The troll took quick notice to her loud chanting and put his hand over her mouth. He lifted her off his face and glared at her.

"Are you trying to wake these people up? They maybe vampires but that does make them deaf"! He said in quite but serious tone. She just pushed his hand off her mouth and sweat dropped.

"Sorry about that, but the way down was super fun". She said trying not to be loud. The troll slapped himself again and got up. He had never been in a house this big so he told Kit Kat-chan to stick with him this time. If she got lost in this wooden giant of a house, he could never forgive himself for losing a fellow evil doer to these darn Alucards.

"First things first, the decorations". He told his trusty companion, but the strange thing was that he and Kit Kat-chan walked all over the house and could not find any Christmas ornaments of any kind. All they were able to find were a bunch of Halloween decorations that looked like they were built into the house. So they ignored the decorations.

"Alright scrap trying to take their decorations, because I don't think they have any. On to stage 2, taking away their Christmas feast"!

"Don't forget the cookies"! Kit Kat-chan added, because of her desire for Christmas cookies. So they walked around the large house until they found a very large kitchen area. This would have to have been the largest kitchen either of them has ever seen. They both jaw dropped when they opened the very, very, very large fridge in front of them. Every shelf was covered with festive dinners, they had 2 turkeys, 4 bowls of gravy, 2 bowls of stuffing, 1 giant metal pot of mashed potatoes, a giant pot that was divided into 5 slots that each had its own vegetable bits in, and anything you could think of. They didn't know how they were suppose to get rid of the food, they thought about eating it but they would both get fat and neither of them wanted that. They thought about feeding it to oroborous, but then he wouldn't be able to pull they sleigh around. Nothing was able to come to mind.

"Well Kit Kat-chan I'm stumped on this one, what should we do here"? The troll asked. She looked up and thought for a moment. Then the idea came to her, just like that, like when the cookies in the oven are done and you hear the little *ding* sound.

"I got it"! She said as she started moving everything in the fridge on to the many counters around the kitchen. The troll was confused with what was happening so he stopped her for second in front of the fridge.

"What exactly are you even doing anyway"?

"I'm warming up the food silly".

"I don't get it".

"*sigh* Well you see by taking everything out of the fridge where it was being kept cold, we can warm up and make it all go rotten"! She said with evilly. The troll just applauded his new found apprentice.

"Good thinking using the evil noggin of yours".

"I try my best to please ;D". Now they both started putting everything on the counters all over the kitchen, until there was nothing left in the fridge. They looked around, pleased with themselves they gave each other a high five and left the kitchen. Stage 3 was next, getting, destroying or altering the tree. They haven't seen much Christmas around the house today so they doubted that there would be one, but it never hurts to check.

"Well I guess that all we have left to do is grab the tree". The troll said.

"Nice observation Sherlock". She said back jokingly to the troll. They walked into what they guessed you could call the living room and to no surprise there was no tree in it. They both just sighed and walked back to the chimney.

"Well at least we didn't waist as much time here as we did on the other houses". Kit Kat-chan added trying to act like they accomplished something.

"We probably didn't do anything except spoil tomorrow's dinner, these guys are rich so it isn't hard for them to replace anything in the kitchen". He said back to her. It seemed that all they did was waist time on this house but then again, Kit Kat-chan got to see the inside of a mansion so she guessed there was a small upside. So just like last time Hazama launched his oroborous chains up the chimney with Kit Kat-chan on his back. When they reached the top Hazama could have sworn he heard a chomping noise, so he turned around to look to see if Kit Kat-chan knew what it was. Turned out it was her eating out of a cookie jar.

"Where did you get that jar of cookies"? The troll asked his evil helper.

"Inside the mansion obviously, they were just sitting on the counter so I picked them up"! She said while putting another cookie in her mouth.

"Can I have one"?

"NO! They are my cookies! Get your own"!

"I demand you give me a cookie now"!

"Or else what"? The troll laughed evilly at her response.

"Oroborous! Get those cookies from her"! The troll commanded. They spent the next 20 minutes running around roof tops fighting over the cookies in the jar.

End

Me: Why are you guys fighting over cookies?

Hazama & Kit Kat-chan: Did you just ask that?

Me: Yes?

Hazama & Kit Kat-chan: These just happen to be the bestest cookies ever!

Me: *gasp* I want some to :O

Hazama & Kit Kat-chan: NEVER!

Me: MINE!

Hazama: MINE!

Kit Kat-chan: MINE!

Cookies: Reviews! And help me!