Me: Common Kit Kat-chan can I please have just 1 cookie?
Kit Kat-chan: Alright fine because you said please
Me: Hooray!
Kit Kat-chan: *gasp* there is only one left :O
Me: What will we do?
Kit Kat-chan: split it?
Me: It's crazy enough to work!
Kit Kat-chan & Me: OM NOM NOM *on cookie*
Hazama: OH I SEE HOW IT IS! Hazama isn't good enough to have a cookie? I see where this is going! *leaves the room in rage*
Kit Kat-chan: Should we go after him? *still om noming on cookie*
Me: He will come back eventually, he can't live without his fans to adore him.
Kit Kat-chan: Ok back to the eating of the final cookie! *continues to eat cookie*
Me: Yes! *starts eating cookie half*
*Hazama walks back in*
Hazama: I'm only back cause I wanted to see my fans, not because you guys have cookies or anything!
Me: Whatever you say XD
Hazama: Just start writing T_T
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Girl
All fights can go on for years, but this fight is just over some cookies in a cookie jar. The fight had lasted a whole 10 minutes, the troll and Kit Kat-chan had been running all over rooftops for the last little while. The fight was a tough one, neither side would show weakness, until the troll had finally cornered her on the edge of a building.
"Bwahahaha I got you now cookie hog"! The troll said to his cookie hogging companion.
"I shall never surrender the cookies"! She said staying on the defence, until she realized she had no where left to run to. The troll moved in slowly trying to make sure she wouldn't pull anything on him. So Kit Kat-chan did what any other cookie hogger would do when cornered with cookies, she stuffed him all in her mouth and started to chew on them all. The troll freaked out and began had no idea what to do because he didn't want her to eat the cookies, but at the same time he wanted to eat the cookies in her mouth.
"STOP! I HAVEN'T HAD ONE YET"! The troll said quite loudly. But Kit Kat-chan ignored his pleas and continued to eat all the cookies in her mouth, until she had swallowed all of them. The troll just dropped to his knees in defeat, while Kit Kat-chan laughed evilly in victory.
"I didn't even get one cookie"!
"You snooze you lose :D". The troll got up and patted her on the head.
"You're a crafty one I'll give you that, but we shouldn't waist anymore time running around fighting over cookies".
"Alright sensei"! She said with a determined face on. The devious duo began heading over to the last residence of the small town. This house was the home of Ragna, his wife Nu and their daughter Noel. This is being the last house the troll wanted to make to make it extra special, so decided that they would take everything! They were going to take the food, the decorations the everything. Kit Kat-chan also had a few plans of her own. She planned on messing around with the parents a little bit, but let's discuss what she's going to do. Let's just see what she is going to do. The duo jumped up on the roof and walked over to the chimney. They gave each other a nod and jumped down.
Hazama of course for the last time was squashed under female bottom. But just like the other times he pushed her off and dusted off his suit. They looked around the house quickly, of all the houses decorated, this would have to have been the most decorated one of all. Instead of streamers there were lights up on the wall. The tree was covered head to toe with lights and ornaments. Every table in the house had some form of Christmas decoration on it, weather it was table cloths, Christmas cards and anything else you could imagine. The fridge had a festive turkey that was stuffed completely. They had a huge pot of mash potatoes, a giant squash, corn and peas and everything else needed for a festive Christmas dinner. The cutest part they found was that there were cookies and a note out for Tager Claus written and signed by little Noel Vermillion.
"Awwwww look at that she wrote a letter to Tager Claus, how sweet. Ready to ruin her holiday"? The troll asked his evil helper.
"You know I'm always ready to crush others holidays"! She said with an evil sneer.
"Then let's get started shall we"?
"Indeed! Let the chaos commence"! With that said they both went off on their own missions of ruining the holiday for the family. Hazama summoned Oroborous, and he began ripper, tearing and destroying all the decorations in the house apart. Kit Kat-chan headed straight for the kitchen and searched for her favourite serial, she found them in the cabinet next to the fridge. She couldn't believe they had some but she knew she had to eat them.
"Froot Loops"! She said excitedly. She poured herself a bowl, grabbed herself some milk and began to eat her favourite serial. Hazama was feeding all the presents to Oroborous slowly so he wouldn't choke. Kit Kat-chan was still eating her Froot Loops at the time. Hazama had finished all his tasks except the tree, but they agreed to that together because it was the last house. So he began walking around the house trying to find where she has spent the last little while. When he walked into the kitchen all he did was face palm at the scene in front of him.
"Really? You can't control you're habits around this serial for one night"? The troll asked disappointed with his evil pupil.
"HEY! You wouldn't be able to control yourself either if you had your most favourite thing in the world sitting right in front of you". She in defence because she had eaten 3 whole boxes of Froot Loops serial in only 10 minutes.
"*face palm*Alright whatever let's just get out of here". He said helping up his partner in crime. They walked towards the chimney in the living room when a sound they prayed to god they didn't want to hear tonight happened to go off in the house. The sound of a door opened up down the hall way and small footsteps were heard approaching their position. They panicked and jumped behind the tree in the room and awaited the sound to go away. When the footsteps stopped the was a small pause in the room, they gave each other a look and were about to peek around the tree when they heard a small voice from the other side.
"Hello? Tager Claus is that you"? It was the voice of the young 5 year old Noel Vermillion. She heard the sound of footsteps and thought it was Tager Claus, so she came downstairs to see what it was. The troll and Kit Kat-Chan just stayed silent for a second to see if she would just walk away, but the little girl just stood there, staring at the tree.
"Hello? Tager Claus I can see your foot". She pointed out. The troll quickly looked down to see his foot not behind the tree. He cursed under his breath and pulled it behind the tree. He looked to Kit Kat-Chan and gave her a "What should we do" look. She gave him an "I don't know" look. So the troll thought up a lie and he thought it up quick.
"You see little girl". He said in his best Tager Claus impression.
"There is a light on this tree that just won't flick, so I'm going to take it back to sector seven for Kokenoe to fix". He grinned behind the tree at how well this was working. Kit Kat-Chan gave him a high five for his imprecision skills. The small girl let out a small sigh.
"Tager Claus". Noel asked.
"What is the true meaning of Christmas"? The troll already had his answer.
"REVENGE"! He said while sticking his head out of the tree. The little girl gave him a confused look. He quickly thought about what he just did and stopped for a second. He pulled his head back in the tree and collected himself.
"I mean uhhhhhhhh ... cookies my dear". Kit Kat-Chan gave him a "wtf are you talking about" look. He looked back her and whispered "I DON'T KNOW". Noel walked a little closer to the tree and asked another question.
"Are you really Tager Claus"? She asked kind of getting serious.
"Of course dear, now please you should get back to bed". He walked out from behind the tree and walker her back to her room. After she was in her room he walked back to the living room chimney. He picked up Kit Kat-Chan and the the tree and went up the chimney (like he hasn't already done that before). Now all that was left was the town square tree.
"How exactly are we going to move it"?
End
Me: Was a good cookie X3
Kit Kat-Chan: It was!
Hazama: Just review T_T
Me: Party pooper :P