Me: Hello again my fans :3
Hazama: I received a fruit basket from my adoring fans yesterday!
Kit Kat-chan: May we have some fruit :D ?
Hazama: NO! You didn't share a cookie with me D:
Kit Kat-chan:
Me: It's ok Kit Kat-chan me and you can share a bowl of froot loops X3 *gives her a spoon*
Kit Kat-chan: Hooray! *starts eating froot loops*
Hazama: It doesn't matter I have a fruit basket so ha!
Me: We have froot loops so ha!
Hazama: HA!
Me: HA!
Hazama: HA!
Me: HA!
Hazama: HA!
Kit Kat-chan: ENOUGH WITH THE HA!
Me & Hazama: Sorry
Kit Kat-chan: Good :D
Me: Onward to the story!
Change of heart
Both the troll and Kit Kat-chan were stumped with this one. Neither of them could think of a way to move the Christmas tree in town square. They both thought of using Oroborous to move the tree like they did before, but the tree was too big to lift. Hazama thought of cutting down the tree, but his knife wasn't strong enough to cut through a tree that thick. They couldn't burn it, because it might cause more damage to the town, and besides they didn't want to hurt anyone, they just wanted to ruin their holidays, so all forms of pyro usage were out of the option. It seemed like there was nothing that could be done. Until Oroborous had a plan that neither the troll nor Kit Kat-chan could think of. He started by pushing the giant tree over which seemed to confuse the troll and Kit Kat-chan.
"What do you think he's doing"? Hazama asked.
"Beats me, he's your pet". She replied. They just stared at Oroborous as he was doing god knows what to the tree. The Oroborous then eventually knocked something off the tree from the top of it, which made the snake chain cheer with joy. The Troll and Kit Kat-chan quickly made their way over to see what he had knocked off the tree. They for (I think like the third time) third time mentally face palmed because they didn't think of it the first time. Oroborous knocked what seemed to be the star off the top of the tree, and let them tell you that was a giant star. The Troll walked over to the star shaped ornament to search for what model it was.
"Hmm Mu-12 model star". He kept reading.
"Designed to light up any neighborhood and make your neighbors jealous of you. Also move with caution, dropping this model on anything will cause it to break or most likely shatter. Use 2-6 people when moving this object. Arc Design Workshop. Who the heck makes a star that is meant to go up high as heavy as a human being"? The Troll asked out loud
"Apparently Arc Design Workshop". Kit Kat-chan answering his obvious question.
"Wow really? I never would of guessed! Thanks"! He said with serious sarcasm. They then both realized the sun was coming up and they needed to high tail it out of town and fast. So they then picked up the tree (without the 1000 pound star on it :D) and dropped it on the giant sleigh. Kit Kat-chan and the Troll high fived and quickly hopped on the sleigh and laughed manically as Oroborous (with some trouble) pulled the sleigh up the hill. Kit Kat-chan's stomach started to rumble.
"I'm hungry! Feed me"! She demanded.
"You can't be serious? Did you not devour enough cookies and froot loops back in those other houses"? He said kind of annoyed.
"I believe as an evil doer I am entitled to get what ever I want. So I demand more froot loops!
"If you don't be quiet I will burn all the froot loops back at the troll cave when we we get back"!
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUU"! She screamed in defeat. The troll then turned his eyes back to the path in front of him. It was going to be a long sleigh ride back to the troll cave. The ride was not as long as he had suspected because their argument took them all the way to the top of the mountain. The troll and Kit Kat-chan looked down at the small people of Orient town and waited to hear them cry.
"All right my little ball of evil are you ready for the finale of the montage of evil"? The troll asked with delight.
"Yes Troll-senpai! Show me the finale"! She clapped with glee.
"Alright but before we watch them cry, let us get the popcorn, Sunny D and lawn chairs"!
"Yesh! No pain watching moment is good without lawn chair and popcorn"! So Kit Kat-chan, Oroborous and the Troll left quickly to get the chairs and the popcorn. But little did they know that an unwanted guest had tagged along with them. Right on top of the giant bag which held all the stolen food, presents, decorations and everything Christmas related popped out a little head belonging to a little girl we all know and love (some of you know her as "DAT Ass" =D). The head belonged to none other then Noel Vermillion who wanted to speak to Tager Claus a little longer.
"Where am I"? She asked herself confused.
"Tager Claus where are you? I just want to ask you why all the li-"? She didn't even get to finish her sentence when the sleigh that was parked on the top of the cliff started slowly being pulled off the edge by the weight it was holding. Noel wide eyed at this sight.
"Eep"! Was the only sound she muttered before she quickly dove back inside the bag.
"I'm in my happy place! I'm in my happy place"!
Back to the Troll and Kit Kat-chan...
The Troll and his evil apprentice of evil both grabbed a bag of popcorn, some Sunny D and 2 lawn chairs to watch the town cry in misery when they notice that the gifts were gone. They were chatting and trolling about how the expressions would be on the townsfolk will be when they wake up.
"They will be all like, OMG NO PRESENTS! -RAGE FACE-"! The Troll said while laughing.
"No it will be more like, ZOMG PRESENTS GONE! No presents, no love -forever alone-"! Kit Kat-chan said while laughing like no tomorrow.
They continued to laugh their trollish butt's off until they noticed that the sleigh was not where they left it. The Troll was confused and started rubbing his head.
"Evil apprentice of mine, did you put the sleigh in park"? He asked confused.
"This thing has different gears"? She also said confused.
"Why didn't you put it in park"?
"First of all I was not even aware this thingamabob had different gears, secondly I was not in the driver seat so it's not my job to put it in park, thirdly I am not even old enough to drive so how would I even know how to put it in "park"? She said putting 3 major holes in his complaint.
"My trolling taught you well to win with logic, but this is not the issue! The current issue is that we fi-"! He was cut off when his eye caught something. The sleigh was only like 10 feet from where he was standing and he didn't even notice it. Before he could even face palm he realized the sleigh was being dragged slowly off the cliff by gravity. The Troll made a leap for the sleigh and grabbed it with his hands and tried to pull the sleigh up. It did not work so well.
"Kit Kat-chan! Help me pull this sleigh! Gravity is trying to take it from me"! He said pleaing for assistance from his troll apprentice.
She was about to jump in and help when the greatest thing on earth caught her attention. A box of Frooty Loops had fallen out of the giant bundle of Christmas stuff and she now had to decide. Ruin Christmas, or eat a delicious box of Frooty Loops. This was kind of an obvious choice. So she went and ignored his pleas to grab the box of Frooty Loops and devour them.
"This is NOT the time to eat those things! Leave them there for like 1 second and help me pull"! He said very annoyed.
"How dare you say such a thing to the greatness and mightiness that is Froot Loops! Shame on you I'm gonna go sit on a lawn chair over there and see how this plays out". She said once again ignoring him and plopping her butt down to eat Froot Loops.
The Troll clearly wasn't going to win against gravity on this one. I mean come on it's freaking gravity, how the heck do you beat that? He thought for a second the Troll did. Was it worth it to even save these things? He quickly shuffled in front of the sleigh and noticed that below was the cauldron This made gain tears of joy.
"If I just let go of this sled it will fall in and be smelted into pure energy to power my Troll machine! There is no longer a point to me holding this sled"! He said with glee.
But right before he let go off the sled he heard a faint voice coming from inside the sled. He listened again for the voice, just to make sure he wasn't hearing things. But he heard it again looked up. There on top of the sleigh was once again little 5 year old Noel Vermillion. She was trying to call him but he seemed to not notice her til now.
"Tager Claus! I came to see you"! She said happily.
"Little girl? From the town? What are you doing up there? It's dangerous"! He said clearly freaking out that she was there.
"I wanted to see Sector Seven with my own eyes"!
The Troll was about to respond when he remembered he was holding the sled, that was dangling over the cliff which was hanging over 500 feet high off the ground.
"Oh dear lord what have I gotten myself into"?
END for now :D
Me: Cliff hanger! ^-^
Hazama: Are seriously gonna leave holding on to a sled for god knows when your are going to update next?
Me: My good friend that exactly what I intend to do! ^-^
Hazama: I would hurt you right now but I am currently holding this dam sleigh. Pray to god that I forget this,
Me: I will. XD
Kit Kat-chan: -still eating Froot Loops-
Me: May I have some?
Kit Kat-chan: Will you share your with me next time? _
Me: I promise! ^-^
Kit Kat-chan: Ok then! ^-^ -gives Froot Loops-
Me: Yay! ^-^
Noel: How long do I have to stay up here? I am scared of heights :'(
Me: Don't worry Noel I shall update soon and save you! :D
Noel: Yay! X3
Gravity: I'm winning! Also Review!