This was winterthaw of thunderclan's idea.
Dustpelt was in a grocery store. Of doom. In a desert. The Gobi Desert, to be exact. For some reason he felt like he wanted to dress up as a ballerina dinosaur. So he did.
He was walking around when he came upon Bluestar singing California Gurls, cat version.
"I know that song!" called Dustpelt.
"Really? Then you can do the rap part!" said Bluestar.
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"California she-cats, we're unforgettable
Fur, and… fur, and more fur on top
Forest represent, now put your paws up!
Meow, meow, meow, meow!"
Then Dustpelt noticed that Bluestar was dressed up as the schoolboy from ACDC.
"Nice costume, Blue!"
Bluestar then attacked him. "DON'T CALL ME BLUE!"
After Dustpelt walked away with a rainbow pickle in his lung, Berrynose suddenly appeared from nowhere. He was dressed up as Ke$ha.
"Oooh, oooh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh, caught in a bad romance!" he sang.
"Um, Berrynose," Dustpelt interrupted. "Don't you know that Lady Gaga sings Bad Romance?"
"Who cares?" Berrynose called. "I'M AWESOME!"
Just then a random kit appeared and said, "No, you're not dude don't lie!"
"I'M AWESOME!"
"Drive around in my mom's ride."
"I'M AWESOME!"
"Quarter of my life goes by and
I met all my friends online."
But Dustpelt didn't hear the ending because he had fled the building in terror.
"I'll get you next time, my pretty!" said a mysterious voice from the grave of the Ice Cream Man.
Then he looked up. He wished he never did. What he saw was so horrible that Robinwing would have washed his eyes six-hundred times. It was a pink, spotty, flying bathtub, that was making out with zombified chocolate milk. It was hideously digusting. He fled from the scene.
So, how was that? I realized when I typed the ending that Dustpelt was kind of a chicken. He fled twice in one chapter!