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Attempt 2

Ron was nursing a butterbeer in the Leaky Cauldron with his best mate, Harry by his side.

"I don't understand her! She leaves hints all over the place and when I finally ask, she says, 'No!'"

"It might have been how you asked her, Ron."

"I thought the words were rather nice."

"It wasn't the words, Ron. It was the location. I don't think Hermione found the situation very romantic."

"You don't think so?"

"No!"

"Oh…"

After ten more minutes of contemplation and ordering a second round of butterbeers, Ron's face suddenly light up. "I've got it! You know how Hermione is always dragging me to those mobies?"

"Mobies?"

"You know. They're like wizard photos but with sound."

"Do you mean movies?"

"Didn't I say that? The point is Hermione always gets sniffley when the bloke pops the big one."

"And your point?"

"My point is I'll propose just like in one of those movies!" Ron grinned like a Cheshire cat who had caught a bird.

"Ron, I think you've got something there."

Hermione allowed Ron to drag her thru the Edinburgh zoo.

"Ron! Where are you taking me?"

"You'll see."

"Wait, Ron! I want to see the otters. They're just down that path," Hermione cried as they passed the pygmy hippos.

It had been quite a shock to Hermione when Ron had arrived at her flat that morning claiming to have a "wicked day planned." It had taken Hermione by complete surprise when an hour later Ron had apparated them in Edinburgh, Scotland and then proceeded to lead her to the zoo. The biggest surprise, however, was that, although the sun was out and it was quite warm, there was a layer of snow on the ground.

"We're here," Ron exclaimed in front of an exhibit where two medium-sized wild cats were napping in the shade.

"Ron, why are we here?"

"Well, you know… I kinda like the zoo a lot. You know? It's a special place, especially when it snows. You know, like that," Ron replied with an odd part Brooklyn, part English accent. "Smells clean and everything like that. You know? Don't you like the zoo?"

"Yes, I love the zoo. But why this zoo and this exhibit," Hermione said while giving Ron a worried look. "And why are you talking like that?"

"Yeah, me too." Ron started to shuffle his feet and move around like a boxer in the ring or a kid with ADHD and no Ritalin.

"You know, I was wondering. Like," Ron took a loud breath/sigh. "What do ya think yer doin' for like the next, uhh… 40 or 50 years?"

"What? Ron, are you feeling alright? Do you have to visit the loo?"

"I was wondering if, uhh… you, uhh… wouldn't mind marrying me very much."

Ron proceeded to kiss Hermione and then mumbled in the same odd mash of accents, "I'll be a good guy, I promise! I ain't goin' ta do nothing wrong. I ain't going to leave hair in the sink or anything like that. You know? Things are going to be great. You know that?"

Ron ran over close to the enclosure and yelled to the cats, "Hey! Hey, we're getting married! You know? You wanna come? If you can get out for the weekend I'll send you an invitation, Mr. Tiger!"

At this point Hermione's face had gotten incredibly red as she yelled at Ron, "First of all, Ronald, those are not tigers. Those are Asian golden cats. Tigers are larger and are orange with distinctive black stripes. Asian golden cats range from dark orangey red to golden brown and have very few stripes. Second, you should really reconsider living your life using Rocky II as your guide."

With that Hermione left a confused Ron to view the otters.