This Just in…

Joey had just managed to escape Dreamer and Pistonhead's clutches. She was trying to help a dying man when she was attacked by the deadly duo. Escaping from them had been easy being as they were not the brightest of cenobites around. She was soon forgotten by the pair within the hour so it was safe to come back of hiding. Little did she know that someone of high intelligence was watching her.

Human Joey Sommerskill I am in need of your assistance. You are to meet with

Kirsty Cotton and Tiffany and locate Elliott Spencer. He must be re-merged

With Xipe Totec, Pinhead as you call him and sent back to Hell. This is the

Only way in which to save both our realms. I have kept your locations a

Secret from Xipe; but be warned he has sent out his followers to find and

Kill you as necessary. Trust no one but yourselves for many of your kind

Have allied themselves with him.

Normally Joey would have took this as a grain of salt but on hearing the names of her friends she knew it was serious. She didn't know whom the voice belonged to or what it belonged to and to be honest she didn't give a damn. She had to find her friends right away. She snuck out of her hiding spot and ran right into Merkova herself. "Well look who we have here. If it isn't Joey the newscaster." Merkova chimed in. The others merely laughed. "So kind of you to join us lil lady." Cattleskull added in his cowboy voice. The other cenobites fanned around her preventing any possible escape. The only option was running through Merkova.

"Oh please. Don't even try and escape." Merkova rolled her eyes bored with this scenareo already. "Who are you?" Joey asked unafraid. "Why do you ask?" Merkova asked back clearly confused as to why someone would want to know her name. "Because I want to know the name of the woman I'm going to knock on her horsey ass." Joey snarled back. Other members of the lucky six wisely kept their snickers to themselves. Merkova was stunned. "Ohhh spirited. I like that…maybe you could be my personal-" Merkova had no time to finish as a very pissed off Joey was running at her full speed. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU DIRTY FUCKING HORSE HALFBREED!" Joey screamed slamming into the cenobite knocking her flat on her ass.

Joey bolted off quickly not stopping to see if the cenobite regained her footing. When Joey was a far enough distance away she barely heard the angry screech of an embarrassed pissed off cenobite in the distance. Joey chuckled to herself and kept going. She rounded the corner into a building where she nearly ran over poor Kirsty. When Kirsty realized whom it was she gave a joyous cry and embraced her friend. "We better get back inside. Mr. Ed's wife is after me because I knocked her on her ass." Joey suggested. Kirsty grinned. "Merkova…you knocked Merkova on her ass?" Tiffany asked out of nowhere. Rather than answer her question Joey embraced Tiffany in a warm hug as well.

"Yes. And lets just say that I guess she's not to happy about it." Joey answered. The three friends laughed and retreated back into the building.

Meanwhile

Merkova was regretting reporting back to Pinhead on her failure to kill the human Joey. He was going to be pissed…not only because she failed to kill a human that had attacked her but she was attempting an unauthorized kill that failed. Now she was summoned by Pinhead. Alone. Merkova nervously approached the lair and noticed that Stitch was smirking. "what are you grinning at bitch?" Merkova asked. "Fuck you Merkova. You'll find out." Stitch rasped. Merkova swallowed nervously and continued on her way. She had an ill feeling in the pit of her stomach something was going to happen.

"You summoned me my lord?" Merkova asked respectfully. Pinhead nodded and motioned her forward. Merkova came forward cautiously. "It wasn't-" Merkova started to say but quickly stopped when Pinhead raised his hand. She ceased talking. "You have failed yourself Merkova. And by failing yourself you have also failed me. I have no use for failures nor do I have use for those who attempt to commit an unauthorized kill on a known enemy and failing in that too." Merkova hung her head in shame. She felt tears start to form but held them back.

"Commiting an unauthorized kill is forgivable provided that the one you attempted to kill is in fact dead. But this one you attempted to kill is alive…and whats worse is that she managed to knock you down. Perhaps if you had not flirted with this female she would have been dead by now and you would not be in this predicament you have plced yourself in. Your services are no longer needed or required. Effective immediately you and your gash are banned from this territory. If I see you around here again you will be destroyed." Pinhead commented without emotion. Merkova bowed respectfully and left with her gash.

Pinhead sat back down. The only thing that kept him from killing Merkova and her gash was her loyalty in the past. Had she helped the human however Merkova and her gash would be most unwilling guests of Stitch. Pinhead stared out the window of his lair smiling to himself. His visitors would soon be here…and when they came he would enjoy the torment.