Me: Well here comes chapter 14 where the bad guys get even with the good guys and all hope looks 'almost' lost for them. I'm gonna be gone for a week to New York and won't be back until maybe next Friday just to let you know.
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The Rise of Azula
"A queen? They want me to be Queen?" Kairi asked in discomfort, while staring at the garden near a house.
It was the day of Prince Sora's fifteenth birthday and the upcoming announcement of his and 'Kai-li's' engagement. Though the rest of the gang was happy to see that their plan for Sora and Kairi to get together worked (and that they were now sleeping in a extravagant guest house), Kairi was not as overjoyed as they expected her to be. She somehow looked really depressed.
The moment Kairi walked back inside, Dani, who was very animated, began cheering, "Hooray! Hail to the heroine, Kairi." The ghost-girl turned into a one-girl band and started playing cheerful music.
Instead of the conformity Dani predicted from the redhead, she got was a cold shoulder as Kairi walked away downheartedly. The ghost-girl quickly stopped playing and beamed when she thought of another idea.
Dani poof'ed in front of Kairi and made a box with her thumbs and index fingers while asking, "Kai, you've just won the heart of Sora, what are you gonna do next?"
Dani was puzzled as Kairi continued frowning and walked away. Kairi sat on a chair and in a second, Dani joined her with a copy of what appeared to be a script titled 'Kairiladdin' and whispered, "Psst, your line is, 'I wish to free Dani and make her human again.'"
Kairi remained silent.
"Anytime now."
With a groan, Kairi said, "Dani I can't make the wish-"
"Sure you can," Dani interrupted with optimism. "All you need to say is…"
The ghost-girl grabbed Kairi's jaw and moved it around while speaking in a squeaky voice, "'Dani, I wish for you to be free-'"
"Knock it off Dani," Kairi irritably yelled while pushing Dani's hand away. "I'm serious. Didn't you hear them; they wanted me-No they wanted 'Princess Kai-li' queen. *Sigh* If it wasn't for you Dani, I wouldn't have come this far and I'd still be just Kairi."
"Meega thought Kai-Kai won." Angel said with confusion and worry.
With a sad look Kairi replied, "Only because Dani helped me. What if Grey found out that I wasn't a princess? What if Sora found out I wasn't a princess?"
The false princess sighed sadly, "I'd lose him for sure," she looked miserably at the ghost genie, "I can't keep this up on my own. I'm sorry Dani but I can't wish you free."
Instead of a look of understanding Kairi hoped for, Dani gave an aura of gloom and despair and glared angrily at the redhead. With heavy sarcasm in her voice, Dani retorted, "Oh well I COMPLETELY understand. I mean here I was thinking if I gave some form of trust to you that I might get the only thing I ever wanted and that would be that. But no, it wasn't and you know what I'm used to it because every master I've had always said they'd free me but they didn't."
While Dani spoke, Kairi felt more and more guilty. Here was a small, little girl, who always had her hopes crushed when her previous masters broke their promises. Would this have made her no different then them?
"I mean come to think about it, you lied to everyone else I was starting to feel left out." With one sourer look Dani said, "Now if you excuse me Mistress." Dani then went into the Thermos.
As she picked up the Thermos, Kairi sorrowfully said, "Dani I really am sorry-" the redhead was interrupted by the ghost-girl's tongue coming out of the Thermos' lid and giving Kairi a raspberry out of disrespect.
Disgusted, Kairi slammed a pillow on the Thermos and yelled, "Well fine, just stay there!"
The rest of the gang flinched at the sight of their friend's outburst. With an annoyed look on her face Kairi barked, "What are you guys looking at?"
Tears were forming in Angel's eyes and she said, "Meanie-head!" and ran off.
Kyubimon scoffed and stalked away to look for the pink alien.
The former Digimon Tamer shook her head with pity; "You Kairi, you and I would always make fun of those snotty princess' in the past. But that you're one of them, I can't say how mixed up I feel right now."
Rika walked away with a really unpleasant look on her face.
Rainbow Dash sighed sadly and said, "You know Kairi; I think you just lost 20% of your coolness."
Kairi tried to apologize when she realized her mistake, "Wait. Guys."
Too late, they were already gone. With a sigh of annoyance, Kairi plopped on her bed and groaned.
"They're right," she said while referring to her friends. "I should apologize to Dani." Kairi was about to grab the Thermos until she heard a voice.
"Kai-li, Kai-li!" Sora said outside. "Come outside, please."
Kairi took her tiara instead of the Thermos, then placed it on her head and ran out to find Sora.
"I'll apologize to Dani later," Kairi thought, "But first I've got to tell Sora the truth."
Once Kairi was outside, she moved her head around to see the garden and a pond full of ducks, but no sign of the prince. Kairi did not notice a certain raven-haired little girl dressed as a duck smirking and wait for the redhead to leave.
"Where are you Sora?" Kairi asked when she could not see him.
After coughing, Buttercup mimicked Sora's voice and said, "I'm at the grand doors. You need to hurry and get there."
Once the redhead was out of sight, Buttercup laughed sinisterly but stopped when a lovesick mallard looked at her with lustful eyes.
Annoyed the ex-superhero asked sarcastically, "Got a problem, Casanova?" and for good measure, she kicked him in the face. Buttercup then got out of the pond and flew quickly to the house. In a matter of seconds, she found the Thermos, badly hidden under a pillow, and smiled with pleasure.
"Oh yeah," Buttercup boasted, "I'm on fire. Azula's gonna be happy for once."
While impersonating said fire bender Buttercup spoke in her voice, "Wonderful work, Buttercup."
Back in her normal voice Buttercup 'humbly' replied, "Oh it was nothing."
"No really, in a scale to 1 to 10; you are a seven." 'Azula' said.
Buttercup got in an argument over why she was considered a lousy seven with 'Azula' while she (as in Buttercup) took the Thermos and flew off.
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At the entrance and grand doors of the castle, Grey, the Sorcerer, was speaking to the people who gathered to listen and announced happily, "Citizens of Andalasia, I'm pleased to say that after years of searching, your prince has finally found a bride." The sound of applause and cheer from the crowd vibrated the walls.
Behind the grand doors was Sora and Stitch who were excited and anxious of the speech and wondering where Kai-li and Kairi was respectively. Sora heard the sound of someone running through the garden and smiled when he saw it was Kai-li.
"There you are," Sora said with a sigh of relief.
"Sora," Kairi exclaimed.
"Everyone in the whole kingdom came here for this."
Nervously, Kairi began to say, "Listen, Sora I need to tell-"
"Hold that thought! You're on!" the prince interrupted while pushing Kai-li out through the doors.
"But, wait-Sora," Kairi started urgently.
Sora interrupted her talking again, after giving her a kiss on the cheek and whispered, "Good Luck."
Sensing the princess was coming, thanks to her magic, Grey proclaimed, "And here she is, Princess Kai-li of Radia!"
Kairi squealed in surprise as she stood in front of thousands of a wildly cheering crowd. She guiltily smiled and waved while thinking of a way to get out the mess she was in.
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Up on one of the castle balconies was none other than Azula and Buttercup watching the whole spectacle unfolding in front of them.
Buttercup jeered and booed at the fake princess but Azula quickly shushed her.
"Let the brat have her fun while it lasts," Azula explained while holding the Thermos with a smirk. "Because now I'm in control."
The ex-Fire Nation Princess rubbed on the Thermos and in a second, the ghost-girl genie came out, ticked-off.
"You know, Kai, just because you've got one more wish left does not mean-" Dani quickly stopped and gaped in shock when she turned around and saw an Asian-looking woman in formal clothing and not Kairi.
"Ooh~ you're not Kairi." Dani spook nervously. Azula grinned evilly at the genie.
"Strange, Ebony Gulliver did not narrate that in the rest of the story that Kai would be portrayed as a tall, scary, and crazy ex-Fire Nation Princess." The ghost-girl commented while looking at Azula with slight sarcasm.
Annoyed by the child's insolence, Azula pushed the genie down to the ground and with her shoe put pressure on Dani's neck while yelling, "Silence, you paranormal specter! I'm in charge of you NOW!"
"I was afraid you'd say that," Dani mumbled in pain.
"For my first wish, I wish to be the ruler of Andalasia!" Azula said greedily.
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The crowd stopped their cheering when they saw ominous looking storm clouds covering up the sky and began to scatter in fear. Outrageous winds blew all around Kairi and Grey as spontaneous earthquakes happened as well and caused the grand doors to collapse.
"What in DisneyWorld…?" Grey asked in astonishment. The blue wizard hairclip on her head somehow turned back into its true form; Yen Sid's Hat and began to glow and float away as Grey tried to grab it but, to her shock, vanished completely.
Sinister laughing was heard and in front of Kairi and the royals was Azula in a regal looking outfit and holding Grey's hat while smirking with triumph.
"Azula." Kairi gasped in surprise as her friends came over to see what was going on.
"AZULA! You twofaced, jerk!" Grey yelled in anger.
"Hey, that's Queen 'Twofaced Jerk' to you." Buttercup defended while sitting on Azula's shoulder.
Smirking, Kairi exclaimed, "Queen huh? Well I can fix that with-" she fished through her dress pocket and gasped in horror when she could not find…
"The Thermos," Kairi whispered.
Devilishly laughing once more Azula said, "Ha-ha, that's right Ca-Ca. The genie is mine now." As is if Azula was proving her point, a dark and giant silhouette with glowing eyes appeared. The silhouette looked like Dani who then grabbed the castle by its edges and picked it up and began carrying it, much to the horror of all the good characters.
With quick thinking Kairi called the blue Pegasus, "Rainbow Dash!"
The blue pony came to Kairi who then jumped on her and flew straight to the ghost-girl.
"DANI NO!" Kairi pleaded in despair.
"Sorry, Kairi but I've got a new mistress." Dani said solemnly while she placed the castle on a mountain.
With a determined look on his face, Sora took out his Keyblade and blindly charged Azula, who only glared, pushed the boy away.
"How dare you," Azula roared while pointing at both Fairs, "Even though I am Queen you still defy me and not even bow before no less. Well fine! Then you all shall cower before a powerful sorcerer!"
The 'Queen' looked over toward Dani and ordered, "Ghost-girl, for my second wish, make me a sorcerer!"
With no choice, Dani covered her eyes as she pointed her gloved index finger to Azula.
Kairi yelled hopelessly, "DANI stop this!"
It was too late. The magic touched Azula and she was given a new outfit with a similar style to Grey's and even wore the Hat.
Grey protested, "Hey that's my style and hat you're wearing!"
Amused, Azula waved her hand and lightning shot out of her hands and hit Sora and Grey. The pain forced the royals to bow down in great agony.
"On second thought, you can have it." Grey grumbled.
Enraged, Stitch came running towards Azula who then zapped at the experiment who turned into a baby Stitch who started to cry.
"Oh princey," Azula spoke slyly while grabbing Sora's face. "There's someone I'm dying for you to meet!"
"Azula let go of him!" Kairi yelled as Rainbow Dash flew towards the Fire Bender.
Azula only laughed and then began to sing her own sick version of 'Princess Kai-li.'
Azula: Princess Kai-li
Yes, it is she,
But not as you know her
While knocking Rainbow Dash away Azula used her magic to capture Kairi. Azula continued singing while bringing the royals to the ground.
Azula: Read my lips and come to grips
With reality
Azula levitated Sora and Kairi closer to each other as the Fire Bender sang.
Azula: Yes, meet a blast from your past
Whose lies were too good to last
Say hello to your precious Kai- li!
Azula zapped Kairi with a spell and the princess outfit she was wearing was replaced with her old clothes.
"Or should we say, Kairi." Buttercup said smugly.
"Kai-li?" Sora spoke with utter disbelief.
Kairi ran up to Sora and grabbed both of his hands while saying, "Sora, I'm sorry. I tried to tell-"
Azula interrupted the redhead when she walked through the teens and sang more of the song.
Azula: So Kai-li turns out to be merely Kairi
Kyubimon charged at Azula with Rika and Angel on the digimon's back, ready to attack, but Azula was one step ahead of them. With a wave from Azula's hand, the giant Kyubimon was an average size Renamon again with Rika and Angel back into their old attires.
Azula: Just a con, need I go on?
Take it from me
Azula forced the gang into the air helplessly while she slapped Kairi's face, much to the younger girl's annoyance.
Azula: Her personality flaws
Give me adequate cause
To send her packing on a one-way trip
The former Fire Nation princess, using her magic, moved the girls into a tower while Dani was nearby and waved sadly at them.
Azula: So her prospects take a terminal dip
Her assets frozen, the venue chosen
"Hang on guys!" Rainbow Dash said while flying up to the tower, not before Azula's spell made her lose her Wonderbolts uniform, much to the pony's dismay.
Azula: Is the ends of the earth, whoopee!
Waving her hand one last time, Azula sent the tower up in the air as if it were a rocket and sent it far away.
Azula: So long.
"Bye see ya, wouldn't want to be ya!" Buttercup said while mockingly waving the girls goodbye.
Azula: Ex-Princess Kai-li!
The fire bender ended the song with her laughing manically while Sora and Grey shivered in fear while her shadow covered them.
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Me: I can't believe I just wrote that! D: What will happen to our heroines? Wait for chapter 15 to find out. I hope to have sixteen chapters when this is all over but while I'm working on them I hop to write a parody of the SpongeBob Squarepants episode Band Geeks starring Ebony Gulliver as Squidward.
Ebony: [:( ] You made me the unimaginative and boring character because…
Me: In that episode he was funny and sarcastic and won in the end if you recall. :( Besides it should be fun for me to write and hope people will like it and it's for the Summer Solstice that's happening next week. Anyways I hope you all review and stuff.
Keep on Writin' and Rockin'