Chapter 2: That… makes sense.
*rubs temples* Okay… I'll continue. My comments are (like this), and the story is lyk dis.
da clok wuz clickin away on da mantel pece. sherlock homes wus sitten smokin a pipe an reedin a book. (It was entitled: "How To Be In A Shitty Fanfic.")
den... WATSON BUSRTSS IN! "HOMES" (What about them?) he sed "WEVE GOT N URGANT NEWS FROM DA POPE" ("Got n urgant news?")
sherlock loked up rly slowly (I would look up fast and say, "OH MY GOD WHAT IS IT!") frum his book an closed it. "wht did u say?" (Why is Mr. Holmes deaf?)
watson handed him da letter. homes took it an red evry word. "hmm" he sed. (That is the most creative line I've ever read.)
"watson!" he sed "book me da 1st flite 2 district 7! (To Hogwarts! Which is School 2 District 7 apparently. Go figure.) rite away"
"yes sir mr homes" an he ran away 2 do dat. (H-he ran to an airport? Damn.)
as soon as watson left homes looked at da letter. "dis sure is a mystery" (…) he sed "who wud want 2 delete a grate litature like imma wiserd?" (Anyone with some sense.)
he rolled da letter up an put it in his poket an den went 2 pack.
Wow. Just, wow.