Chapter 3: …Durka.
Ok… This is NOT fun. At ALL. So be prepared.
we were now standin in front of hogwats. (Who are WE? I thought "imma wiserd" took place from "turtles" POV.) da dumbledoor came 2 greet dem. (Yay.)
"wut r u fine yung men doin here" he sed. (No comment.)
"we r here 2 investicate a mystery" sed homes (Yep, one heck of a stupid mystery.)
"oh dere r no mysteryes at hogwats" sed da dumbledoor. (You know, except for the THOUSANDS that are still mysteries.)
By the way, have you noticed I'm not saying a single thing about the grammar and spelling? That's because… well… uh… I would waste words? I would be redundant? Whatever pleases you.
"oh? well da pope wud disagree" sed homes. (I don't think Dumbledore would care seeing as THE POPE is the head of the Catholic Church which is CHRISTIAN, and witch craft and wizardry ISN'T, so, EPIC FAIL!) den he took out da letter. den da dumbledoor took it an looked at it. (Boy, that sure is amazing.)
"oh deer" (One hit my car last week.) he sed. "well i guess ill have 2 let u in" (That was easy.)
dey saw draco an fithcl wakkin an takkin. (and shootin' some B-ball outside of the school,)
"i wunder how vandermort is doin in da past. do u tink he has killed dat nigger yet?" (Please refer to imma wiserd for that to make sense.) sed draco
"urchinvakackzin" (Um, what?) sed filtc. which wuz german 4 whos dat ova dere. (No it's not.) he wus pointin his fingre at sherlock homes commin thru da door.
"i dont no" sed draco lookin curous.
"why hello fitlch. an hello 2 u 2 mr brown (dats draco)." sed da dumbeldoor. (Does anyone just say who someone in disguise is?)
"helo alvin" sed draco
"durkadurkaalvin" sed filtch. (DURKA? DURKA? WHAT IN THE NAME OF JESUS, GOD, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT IS DURKA! !)
"id like 2 intorduc u 2 some1 who will b stayin wit us 4 while" sed da dumbledoor. "meet sherlock homes"
den dracos eyes got wide. he wuz scared. (Um, why?) sherlok homes noticed dis an his eyes got narow.
"whatchu afraid of boy?" (Good question.) sed sherlock homes lookin at him thru his magnifyin glass. (Um, Draco is young, but, he isn't THAT small.)
"were not makin u nervus r we" sed watson
"no" sed draco
"well ok den" sed homes. but he wuz bein sarcastic. (Um, WHY?) he wuz gonna keep an eye on dem.
den homes an watson walked away.
"OMG HITLER I TINK DERE ONTO US" sed draco (I think TARA GESIBELLE could write better than this.)
"UNVINHACKISGDSIDRACULA" sed filtch witch wuz german 4 i tink so 2 dracula (No it doesn't.)
den dey ran away 2 da evil lair. (Woah.)
…This, is, BULLSHIT!