Chapter 4: SHEEEIT!
A/N: Sorry about bein' a shithead with this FanFic. I had to rebuild my computer.
My comments are (Like this,) and the story is luk des.
"dis is d grate hall" sed da dumbledoor. "rite now da children r eattin luch" (CHILDREN IS SPELLED RIGHT? YES! YES!)
"hmm let me see" (*cough* pedophile *cough*) sed homes an him an watson entered da grate hall.
dere wuz a stand on da entrance (Why is there a stand in the entrance? Wouldn't that just get in the way?) and homes wuz gonna put up his hat. but she caught his eye an he put it back on his hed. she was wakkin like she wuz da prettiest girl on earth. but she wasnt. oh no she wasnt. she wuz wearin all blak an fishin gear. (Ebony? Get out of this fic! You already have My Immortal!)
"who is dat!" sed homes to a ghostly wite boy takkin 2 a pregnant teenage gurl. (Say WHAT?) he looked at homes.
"oh dats precious longbottom" (WHAT THE !) sed ghost harry. "shes pretty big around here" (SHEEEIT!)
homes watched as she went ova to da slythin tabel. but dere wuz no place to sit so she sat at da end of da table. (Unnecessary details!) den she grabed da sides an leend bak an all da food fell into her mouth an a cuple of ppl. (UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!)
homes wuz starin wide eyed. (That's a NORMAL thing to do if you see that!) she saw homes starin at she stuck her middle finger up at him. (Why?) she looked around da tabel 4 more food but dere wuz none. (Fatass.) so she got up an went to da huffle puff an ate all da fruitloops. (Why didn't any one stop her?)
homes turned 2 da dumbledoor. "sir! u have 2 help dat poor gurl! it seems a spell has backfired on her!" (THAT IS THE BEST LINE OF DIALOG EVER WRITTEN IN THIS FIC.)
"no shes just fat" (...Duh.) sed da dumbledoor. homes wuz about 2 talk 2 her (Why?) but he stopped. (Good!) he was afraid she wus gonna eat him. (!) den he got tired.
"can u show us 2 r rooms... or homes if u will (That was A FAIL JOKE!) :)" sed homes
"ok" sed alvin an dey went.
(Wow.)