Dear Australia,

How's it been going? Anything new with you? Long time no see right?

I just called, well wrote to ask a question, you seem to get noticed often! So how does someone get noticed the way you do? Is it natural or is there a secret to it?

Oh and one more just before I forget or something, what would you consider other former British colonies?

Yours sincerely,

St Lucia


G'day,

Things have been good, nothing really just new taxes. Yeah, I haven't seen you in ages, where've you been, mate?

Noticed? I dunno, I just sorta… do. Maybe it's because I'm… I actually have no idea, sorry.

I don't know what you been by 'other' because England still refers to me as his Colony, I have thought about Independence but haven't really taken any action on doing that. Well it depends on who you're talking about really, but me and England's former Colonies are pretty close.

Australia.