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There must be something wrong. There must be, because my body felt hot, like there were hundred of needles storming under my skin. My spine felt tingle and my chest, vagina and hip ached terribly. Even my hair was having a shock effect, as if there was a bolt of electricity crushed through my head.

Then, just as fast as the odd sensation came, it disappeared within a moment.

W-What the hell?

Groaning because that's what most of people did after a black out, not because she was in any pain for she felt utterly normal, Sakura blinked her eyes and gazing dump struck at a party of two, who were singing and dancing while practically yelling,

"WE HAVE SUCCEEDED! HORRAYA! UBALAYAR!"

BANG!

"OUCH!" Cried the younger pitifully as the elder had smartly slipped away just in time.

"Na-ru-to." Uttered a name liked a curse; the pinkette cleared her throat because her voice sounded hoarse. " What did- Ahem –you- Ahem- do to me!"

Decided that she would just have to drink much water later, the kunochi focused her most deadly glare on the pale, shaking in fear blond. She had absolutely no idea what was done on her but just the mere presence of Naruto and his legendary perverted teacher Jiraiya were more than enough proofs to know it wasn't a good thing at all. The last time she checked her teammate tried something on her, Sakura had to take a long, long time before regained her straight reputation (Because the fucking Naruto had drugged her, which affected her brain and hormone, which led to her kissing every female with her vision line and whom she could have her hand on.)

Though it took only one hour for her to wear off the drug's effect, Tenten, Shizune and Anko (that freaky woman of all people!) never looked at her the same anymore! That's how much she detested being the scapegoat for this baka!

Shaking the boy and wondered why he was this short today (may be fear did shrink people?), Sakura yelled. "Tell me, you idiot! What's wrong with you!"

"Sakura." Shizune's voice and that hand on my shoulder must be hers too. "Calm down. Naruto looks scared off his wit. Tsunade Sama will explain for you now so release the poor boy."

"Shinshou knows?" She released the death grip she had on her best friend's collar and glancing at a triumph face Tsunade was wearing in bewildered. It made sense, now that she thought about it. Normally, Naruto wouldn't be able to sneak up on her without her knowing, for she was always on alert mode. (You'd be the same when one of your teammate was a hyper dimwit and the other liked to scare the hell out of you by his super skill of popping out of thin air.)

Just only when she was in the presence of Tsunade that she allowed herself to relax because the older woman wouldn't let any harm happen to her student, at least not in front of her eyes. Though, Sakura was seriously regretting her belief.

Nothing is impossible in this village.

Then, the kunochi suddenly felt a bit awkward because every one was staring and very intensely too, at her. From the time she leveled up to a rank, she had happily replaced her bright red attired with her proud Jonin suit, the same type of Kakashi Sensei. Though the shirt was baggy and definitely a minus because you couldn't see any curve on her at all, the convenience and rate of comfortable were definitely a huge plus with cookie bonus. Now, she knew why her lazy teacher was never been seen in any other set of clothes but this one.

"Eh, Something wrong?" Sakura asked, scanning over herself but finding nothing weird other than her chest looked utterly flatter than usual. At that time, Jiraiya, suddenly flung at her and cried dramatically.

"We did it! We really did it! The jutsu did work!" She knew it! There must be some trick played on her! "She had become the most attractive young boy! Tsunade! I finally did it! Can I touch your, tehehe, your, tehehe"

Inching away from the giggling in a very disturbing way Jiraiya, Sakura registered what she just heard and immediately rubbed her chest for the evident of her own sex, but in vain however. Ripping off her baggy coat, all she met was a flat, tone chest and even a lean six-packed stomach.

What the hell? When did her chest this… tiny! Where were her boobs! Sliding her hand down to her pant, for the first time since this morning did she noticed there was a thing between her leg, and for the first time in her life did Sakura touched an opposite gender's …

"Woa. So it's this huge." The kunochi muttered, observing her new member, forgetting that her voice was within hearing range.

Tsunade and Shizune stimutalously blushed, however, while the latter dignified diverted her eyes, the former and whose ages were more than 60, allowed an unsettling, feline liked grin adorned her face. It seemed she was thinking that she wouldn't mind did a check up for a very manly Sakura at all. After all, the gir-er, boy did have a nice body.

Just then, suddenly, Sakura snapped back to reality and remembered that she was not supposed to, ever, have such organ in the place where her vagina ought to be! Glaring up angrily at the blushing and pretending to be a high school girl next to her crush Jiraiya, Sakura demanded with venom slipped through her every word. "You got 5 seconds to explain before I knock all your teeth out. Where. Are. My. Breasts?"

"You have boobs before?" Naruto gasped with genuine surprise (that baka) but was shut up quickly at his teammate's I-will-kill-you-glare.

Tsunade decided to clear the matter before her student murdered her long time teammate and his idiotic student. "Sakura. You have been transformed to a boy and they perform the jutsu on my behalf. Yes, it's true. The mission you are given have a condition for a young, 15 years old boy and as your normal self, you couldn't be able to fulfill their requirement."

'Sexist much?' Inner muttered for the first time that morning.

"But why's me! There are others, who are real, 15 years old boys out there, in this Konoha village!" Sakura queried, glancing meaningfully at an oblivious Naruto, who looked confused and probably just go with his sensei without knowing the actually situation. The baka must have thought they were just playing a prank on her!

"We can't afford it. Our village is low on shinobi and kunoichi at work. True that in your age group, there are boys but their skills and intelligences can't match yours or suited the danger rank of this mission."

"Wait! Danger! Sakura! What the heck, Hag!" Naruto cried in alarming while Sakura rolled her eyes. That dimwit, over protective guy always reacted the same way when the forbidden words (dangerous, injured, boyfriend, you named it!) were mentioned in the same line with her name.

Ignoring the protesting younger blond, whom she motioned curtly for Shizune to drag out along with a still daydreaming Jiraiya, the woman continued at the fuming face kunoichi, or, more accurately, shinobi. "Beside, in the roll, they had mentioned they need a shinobi who can plan strategy."

"What's about Shikamaru? Neji? Even Shino would do!" Sakura stubbornly pointed out.

"Neji and Shino are obviously out because they are from big clan and their secret techniques might be discovered by these 'mafia' customers. We still can't trust those criminals completely, even if we are in business with them. And, as you know, Shikamaru is one of the important peace keepers with Suna so…" Her mentor trailed off meaningfully while Sakura's eyebrows furrowed deeper.

"You mean I'm not needed here?"

"Compared to Nara, yes." Tsunade admitted but quickly added at when Sakura appeared ready to shatter the wall next to her, er him. "Listen, Sakura. I didn't choose you for this mission just because of your skills but also because of my trust in you. I have taken you under my wing for 3 years and though, you learned a lot from my medical technique, your experience in real life and battle is low, if not the lowest compared to your peers."

Sakura bit her lips. True. Studying in her area required her sitting in library reading books or working in the only quarter of Konoha's hospital. Being a medic nin also restrained her from taking too risky mission liked Naruto or being allowed to fully combat liked others her ages. Her people interaction also was limited to her patients or hospital fellow workers (which didn't required her talked more than 5 sentences for they mainly worked liked hell) Though, her knowledge is broad, her social and practical skills were properly lesser than Hinata. (Truth is a bitch!)

"But being a boy? How long will the Jutsu last? And how does it work?"

"I have asked Jiraiya to modify Naruto's sexy no jutsu, which would normally make him become an attractive woman in 5 seconds but when it placed on you," Sakura totally didn't like that gleam in her mentor's eyes. She felt the woman was having too much fun, despite the seriousness of this situation. "it will transform you into a healthy, charming young lad with a permanent effect of 3 years."

"Impossible!" The young gir- er, guy growled. "No justu is permanent, nonetheless lasts 3 years! Where do you have that much charka—" Oh, God. Naruto and his demonic source of energy! How could she forget! With her blond best pal, even the impossible is possible, after all.

"…It may damage my mental health…" Sakura bid bitterly, though she knew she couldn't win the battle.

"Don't worry. Your personality is too rough for a female anyway." Tsunade waved her hand, smirking at the jaw dropped Sakura. "And you make a fine man too. Have you ever considered a sex-change operation? I can create an effect that last life-time."

"Shinshou!" Exclaimed Sakura, horrified at the picture of a muscular, male version of her in her own pink dress! Though, Tsunade said she made a fine man, all Sakura could image that she must look utterly ridiculous because so far, even her father didn't have pink (PINK!) hair!

"Ok, ok. It's a possibility." Tsunade chuckled, then throwing neatly at Sakura two rolls. "This is the details of your mission. Because you're in a very stressful period, you are allowed another two extended days to pack and prepare before leaving in the third morning. Now, dismiss. Oh, don't forget to deliver the second one to Yamanaka too."

Puffing off in her smoke, the last though Sakura having was that she needed a new pant.

Desperately.

A/N: Confusion? Where? Remember that this is Naruto world we talk about, yeah? I think any justu will be possible in that world. At least, one that makes sense anyway. Also, I will update this story weekly. Though, I couldn't say the same for my other works.

The votes I have gathered:

Hibari x Sakura 1

Mukuro x Sakura 1

Tsuna x Sakura 1

Dino x Sakura 1

Byakuran x Sakura 1

(Note: The number of votes equals to the moments each of the guy will have with Sakura in the future. Either it's friendship or romance I'm not sure yet. But keep in mind that Sakura would be a physical guy in this fic. Most of the time, anyway.)

Thanks to those who have reviewed. Your words inspired my writting. Hope you enjoyed this chapter.