Chapter 3: Such A Short Tour...

At the barnyard, all the members got on four legs.

Inside the barn in the kitchen.

"We just got a call from DJ." Brandon said to Belladonna. "There's humans coming here. There's a school bus. No one but you animals will be able to see me, so I need a favor. Will you be a human temporarily?"

"Oh, I hate them!" said Belladonna. "You're the only human I like."

"Will you please do it for me?" asked Brandon.

"Will I still be able to see you?" asked Belladonna.

"Yes, sweetheart." said Brandon. "I promise."

Belladonna kissed him.

"Alright." she said. "Just for you."

She walked backwards and transformed into a woman. A pretty one. She kept her purple ponytail and black leather vest, but gained a black and red striped leather skirt and red high bottomed shoes. Her wings were missing though.

"Please be nice too." said Brandon.

Belladonna rolled her eyes as she walked outside.

"Only for you." she said unhappily.

The school bus pulled in and the two walked outside.

The kids got off the bus. Starting with Snotty Boy.

Belladonna got an angry look on her face.

"Stay calm, hun." said Brandon. "None of us like him."

"Only for you." Belladonna whispered.

After the kids were off, the teacher got off.

"Hello." said the teacher, walking up to Belladonna.

"Don't tell her your real name." said Brandon.

"I'm Mrs. Tannon." said the teacher.

"I'm Keera Neuwirth." said Belladonna. "Welcome to the barnyard."

"Shall we take the tour?" asked Mrs. Tannon.

"Certainly." said Belladonna.

"Alright kids." said Mrs. Tannon. "Watch your step. Watch your step."

Some kid saw food on the ground and was about to step in it.

"Billy, don't step in that." said Mrs. Tannon. "That's their food."

Snotty Boy, bored of this, looked at Bessy and smiled sinisterfully and looked back at Mrs. Tannon.

He then motioned at his friends to follow and he went over to Bessy.

"Okay, so here we are on the farm and this is a cow." said Mrs. Tannon.

Snotty Boy poked Bessy's udder four times.

"Eww!" said Snotty Boy. "It's sloshy!"

Next to the barn.

"One day." said Miller. "One day you'll learn, boy."

"It's sloshy, sloshy!" said Snotty Boy continuing. "Sloshy, sloshy, sloshy! Look at me! Sloshy, sloshy, sloshy!"

Bessy scrunched her face and sprayed him.

"Ewww!" he said, covered in milk. "I'm gonna get you!" he said and ran to the teacher.

"Who says field trips can't be educational?" Bessy joked and laughed with Otis, Freddy, Pip, Pig and Peck.

"You want cookies with that?" asked Pip.

"You guys, shut up." said Brandon. "You're gonna blow the cover."

"Oh dear." said Mrs. Tannon. "I'm so sorry this... thing came up, Mrs. Neuwirth."

"All I can say is he shouldn't have." said Belladonna.

"I think we should go now." said Mrs. Tannon.

"Alright." said Belladonna.

The teacher and the students got on the bus and left.

Belladonna turned back into a dog.

"Instant classic, Bessy!" she said. "You guys need to do something about this lava rock landscape though. This damn rock is even too intense for me. It cuts my feet all up. It hurts and I was glad to have shoes. Everyone who knows me knows that's pretty bad that it hurts."

Road back home.

The radio in the van played the part of Child In Time by Deep Purple that appeared in Twister. (The part that started the Storm Chaser Medley).

Later, it got over with that and got back to the singing.

"If you been bad, oh lord, I bet you have." DJ sang along to it.

He then pulled in the driveway.

Rosey ran up to DJ.

"Oh my gosh, it was funny!" she said. "Snotty Boy was drenched in milk!"

"Tonight we celebrate old times." said DJ.