Hey again! Miki-chan here again with my second chapter of "What If…":D. First off I'd like to thank all my reviewers who gave me some awesome ideas and inspiration!

Thanks goes to:

(My first review and also the idea for this chapter was made by her) –silentmusican202

Robbase231

DelilahUnkown

Chushiki-Maho

This one's all for you guys so I hope you like it! ~Miki-chan~

Chapter 2: What if Honey was seven feet tall?

"I swear the hallways have gotten smaller" I complained as Takashi and I moved throughout the corridor.

"Same as always" He said, still the same soft spoken guy I've known since childhood.

Then all of a sudden the King of the host club burst into laughter, seemingly having been behind us the entire time. "You know Honey-senpai, they can't really make the rooms of this place any bigger just because someone has a little height problem…" He said sarcastically.

"IT IS NOT A PROBLEM!" I said shooting little invisible razor blades at the underclassmen.

"Okay then a height complex" and shot right back, disregarding the blades I'd thrown seconds ago. "and don't think about skipping club activities again"

"Tamaki I don't think I'm cut out for the host life… I was actually considering going back to the karate club where my talents are more suited" I sighed as we continued walking down something I like to call the "endless road to lunch" seeing as we take it every day and always end up being about ten minutes late.

"WHAT! WHERE ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND THE TALL, STRONG TYPE! YOU AND MORI-SENPAI ARE THE PERFECT PAIR!" Tamaki screeched and crawled into the fathoms of his ever so popular "emo corner". Though the particular section of hallway we were passing had no corners at all… emo or otherwise.

"Tamaki-senpai snap out of it" I sad giving him a though, but gentle, slap to the back of the head before he started receding. "You and I both know the host club will be ten times better off without us killing its buzz. Besides we only have a few loyal customers and I'm sure you can find someone with an even better angle to sweep the girls off their freshly pedicured feet."

I laughed a little as just then a medium sized boy with scraggly, disheveled brown hair wearing an oversized sweater appeared rushing past us.

"There you go Tamaki" I said holding back my laughter. "Teach him to be a host" Now I was cracking up. "He can go off the poor and smart type" Now I was laughing profusely.

Then all of a sudden he stopped and turned on his heel and with a sad, sort of desperate look to his face he said…

"Can you please leave me out of this one?"

OKOK so I admit that's not that good but I really couldn't think of any other idea's but that if Honey was tall that also would mean he was tough and lost his taste for sweets once he grew. Also that was Haruhi at the end for those of you who couldn't tell and the last line is her saying pretty much she already knew what was going to happen later if everyone was still in the music room. She was hoping to get off Scott free but instead Honey had suggested him… I hope you get it... I was trying to be funny lol. Hope It worked! Please review, request (I take requests for other story ideas as well. I have a list of anime I've seen and will write about on my profile. Message me and tell me the anime and a general idea of what you want it to be about and I'll get right on it!), favorite, and subscribe!

"Eat, Pray, Host" ~Miki-Chan~