Hello There Again! :3 Miki here! With another installment of "What If"! Thanks to the following people:

Dream Of Rose Petals

Chushiki-Maho

And especially Robbase231 for the chapter idea! Everyone check out his Fanfic 'When Honey Cries' which was more inspiration for this installment!

WARNING: SOME VIOLENCE , CHARACTER DEATH, AND A VERY OCC HONEY-SENPAI!

Ok well…. Enjoy!

Chapter 3: What if Honey was a sadistic homicidal maniac?

So much blood.

The walls dripped from the warm liquid that had soon been done emanating from the wrists of my short lived cousin. That'll teach him.

Oh wait you must be confused… let me explain…

It was yesterday morning. The pain shooting up my tooth told me again what was going to happen.

Cavity equals no candy, no cake, and absolutely no sweets.

I tried to hide it the best I could but I knew I was kidding myself. Takashi could see through almost all of my facades. Except the one I hid the best.

"Cavity" Takashi snuck up behind me in my current thoughts. He snatched the cupcake from my hands I bought this morning to try and satisfy my insatiable need for sugar.

"NOOO!" I protested. All I had for breakfast was two batches of cinnabons dripped in icing. That wasn't enough.

"No more." His monotone voice said sounding colder and more droned out that usual.

"No more?" I repeated beating my golden eyes wearily up at him trying to persuade a better answer than the one I was expecting out of him.

"No more sweets. Ever." Then he confiscated my bag, books and all, and walked the other way making sure his strides were painfully slow. As if to prove a point.

"Wahhhhh!" I cried trying to make my tears loud enough for him to hear even though he was a good length away from me.

"DO YOU HAVE A HEART TAKA-CHAN!" I screamed. The stares from the students who were up way farther than him told me he heard me loud and clear.

He didn't even stop.

'Whatever' I thought. 'He'll get what's his'

Just then a plan, a terrible, awful, evil plan, popped in my head.

'I can't wait for host club'

…

"Goodbye ladies! I'll see you tomorrow!" I waved using my sweetest voice I could possibly muster.

"Sorry about your cavity honey!" a random fangirl said to me before leaving the door of the third music room.

"Oh it's fine, no problem I can live without sweets!" I tilted my head to the side, smiling as wide as I could. I had to make happy believable. I was still surged with rage but no one needed to know that.

"Goodbye Honey-senpai!" the entire host club minus Takashi waved and headed out the door. He was about to do the same.

"Wait!" I called out. "Let's talk about this situation over tea!"

He sat on the pink fluffy couch, so out of place for a moment like this.

I brought out the already brewed and prepared tea and set the cups in front of us making sure the right cup was placed in the right hands and we drank.

He was out just like that.

"Bye-Bye" I sneered as I pulled out the razor blades I've been carrying in my pocket since our out-of-school lunch trip this afternoon.

One arm, then the other. I ripped right down the center. Veins parting.

And this is where we left off from before.

'If I can't live without cake, neither can you'

I threw the blades down after a thorough fingerprint swipe.

And that was that.

…

"Honey-senpai come quick!" Haruhi interrupted my morning classes. Tears streaming down her eyes. Her cheek, ironically enough, were blood red.

"It's Mo-Mori-senpai…" her voice quivered.

I didn't have time to respond before I was whisked away by a pair of somber twins.

They took me to the music room, slowly opening the doors, as if they were afraid of the response they might have seen from me.

And there he was. The victim, sprawled out like a doll among the pools of ominous liquid surrounding him like the ocean.

I teared up a little, all a show of course. I collapsed to the ground, wavering, like I might faint any second.

Haruhi knelt down throwing her arms around me. Little sobs could be heard every once and awhile.

I craned my neck up to her, our eyes locking, a huge smile plastered upon my face.

"Can I have cake now? "

Ok! Lol all done! It was the longest chapter yet! And I really enjoyed writing it! A lot! What'd you think? I thought about it and I could find no greater motive for murderer by Honey than sweets. I mean he choose his own brother over cake so why not Mori-senpai? Give me more what ifs! So Far I have enough to fill up ten more chapters! Keep um coming!

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