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It's me again, readers, that incredibly sexy, very cool eternal stud that I know you all love. You know, you'd think that someone like me would be able to catch a break once in a while. I come back to town to pay a harmless visit to my little brother and suddenly Stefan decides that I'm some psychopathic killer! I know, can you believe him? I think he's just pissed at me for leaving this girl Vicki alive after feeding on her. One minute he doesn't want me to kill people, and then I let them live and he's mad? It's those infinite teenage hormones, I guess.
In other news, dear readers, I met the much anticipated Elena for the first real time today. She turned up at the house all ready to see frown lines himself, so I decided to… stir the water, so to speak. Is that even an expression? Well, I'm awesome enough to make my own up. Besides, I could just compel a couple hundred people to say it as well, then it'll be a certified figure of speech.
Anyways, I mentioned Katherine to her dead ringer, dropped a few lines about him being on the rebound. Ah, how I enjoy screwing with the relationships of teenagers. They take it all so seriously. Then Stefan turned up and ruined the fun, as usual, he's a buzz kill. Elena left, so I turned my attention to making him feel awkward. Turns out he'd been to the hospital, as I guessed, made that girl forget everything that had happened. Not that it really mattered; the girl was drunk off her head and probably high, no-one would've believed her. Then Stefan went all cliché, asked what game I was playing. I was overly tempted to reply something like 'Ludo', but I just told him to wait and see. The look on his face was worth it.
I had a hell of a lot of fun tonight, though, maybe even added another frown line to Stefan's collection. I had that Vicki girl up on the roof, knowing perfectly well that Stefan could hear the whole thing, and sure enough he appeared few seconds later. His landing had definitely improved from the last time, he'd probably been practising roof jumping when I wasn't looking. Stefan was all "let her go!" and I took that as my cue to scare the living hell out of him. He really does set himself up for this sort of stuff, stupid kid. Then, there was a little sibling intensity. I compelled the junkie to believe that Stefan went all Dracula on her neck, Stefan went all poetic, you know the sort of thing, "let them drive a stake through my heart because then at least I'll be free of you". I thought that was incredibly rude, personally, and a little on the morbid side as well. I made Vicki forget what I'd just told her, wound Stefan up a little more and left.
One more thing came out of tonight, though; my own walking talking blood bank, Caroline Forbes. Although, the talking got a little annoying after a while. She was all 'me, me, me, I, I, I, self, self, self'. Didn't she get the memo? Only I'm allowed to be like that!
Well, must go, it's not polite to leave your food waiting, and I gots me a blonde to drink.
D.S
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