Author's Note: Hello people. I am really starting to like this story. I don't own Facebook or Warriors or Twilight or Justin Bieber or Brand New or Oreos. I wish I did though. That way I can eat them all the time. Yum! OMSC, I think I forgot to add that in Chapter Two! One second. Okay, it's there. Whew I was worried for a second. I was afraid Erin's lawyer would come after me. Are you still reading this, because you don't have to? I always read the Author's Note. It can be as funny as the story sometimes. Anyway I should probably stop rambling on. OMSC! Did you hear about…? Talks for three and a half hours. Just kidding.

Mistyfoot logged on after chatting with the author about how Cloudtail reads Twilight books for three and a half hours.

Cloudtail When I said Twilight book, I was talking about the Twilight in TNP. When I say Eclipse, I mean POT. Now that I have made myself perfectly clear, I would like Feathertail to please return the book.

Comments:

Feathertail I have Twilight by Stephanie Meyer. Maybe I stole it from some one else? Oh yeah, Lionblaze!

Lionblaze I'm holding it for Hollyleaf!

Feathertail Sure you are. That's why it says 'Property of Lionblaze. If found return to the ThunderClan camp. If I am not in the warrior's den, please give to Jayfeather.' Keyword there 'Lionblaze'

Lionblaze I as framed!

Brambleclaw Cloudtail, I just finished it. You can have it back now. Leafpool, Hawkfrost, Firestar, it'll be a few more hours before you get it back.

Comments:

Leafpool It's okay you keep it. Oreos make me fat anyway.

Berrynose You mean fatter.

Leafpool CoughBerry-stumpytailcough

Mistyfoot is running around naked covered in jell-o screaming, "I'm being chased by the purple people-eaters!"

Comments:

Stonefur Wow sis, you've lost it this time.

She commented, "I'm changing my password."

She immediately went to change her password. "Hmm…" she thought, "What should my password be? Aha!"

She typed in "jbieberfever!6189."

She smiled. Foolproof.

She checked her page.

She had a new fan, Mosskit.

Just because my parents are from different clans doesn't mean I'm not loyal Hi! For those of you who don't know, this is Mistyfoot. What clan are your parents from? Which do you consider yourself?

Comments:

Stormfur ThunderClan and RiverClan. I consider myself Tribe of Rushing Water.

Mosskit I'm half ThunderClan, and half RiverClan. I'm ThunderClan.

Lionblaze I am half ThunderClan and half WindClan. ThunderClan all the way! By the way, why are we all half ThunderClan?

Stonefur Excellent point. Anyway I'm River/Thunder but mostly River.

Feathertail We are all half ThunderClan because ThunderClan doesn't follow the Warrior Code apparently. My other half is RiverClan, which is what I consider myself.

Mistyfoot yawned and checked the time: 2:48 am. Also, the author just wants to finish the chapter and move on with her life.

SPECIAL CONTEST! The first person to correctly guess my favorite Brand New song gets to submit a post for any cat Mistyfoot would be Facebook friends with. No Tigerstar, or Hawkfrost, or anyone like that. Here are your choices, Okay I Believe You But My Tommy Gun Don't, I Will Play My Game Beneath the Spin Lights, Guernica, and The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot. Good luck!